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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 2021 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1448 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!