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Momma’s Middleman Madness

aita, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Concert, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Guilt, Jealousy, long tail, loyalty, madness, middleman, mommas, parenting, relationships, Resentment, sibling relationships, Stability

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your family issues seem like child’s play.

Just like how my dad brought in a new family and chaos ensued, our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns. From demanding money for gifts to fighting over concert tickets, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

But don’t worry, we won’t put you in the middle of any divorce drama like my parents did. Instead, we’ll make sure you have a blast with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your family troubles.

So join our server now and experience a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a soap opera! Who needs a stable family when you can have a chaotic Minecraft server to escape to?

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Age-defying interests, Ageless activities, BoomerCraft, Childhood hobbies, Childlike joys, classic games, Enduring hobbies, Evergreen interests, guilty pleasures, Immature fun, Innocent pleasures, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old-fashioned entertainment, Playful pursuits, Reliving youth., Retro activities, Sentimental pastimes, Server, Timeless hobbies, Traditional amusements, Vintage pastimes, Youthful pastimes

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you too old for playing with blocks? Well, not on our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner child as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Who needs adult responsibilities when you can be a virtual architect in our pixelated paradise?

Our server is so epic, even grandmas are ditching bingo night to join in on the fun. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a petting zoo filled with virtual llamas (they spit, so watch out!).

So if you’re too old for playing with toys but still enjoy a good ol’ blocky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun!).

EvilWinnersCraft

Conquerors, Dark History, dark past, despots, dictators, evil figures, EvilWinnersCraft, Historical figures, Historical villains, History, infamous dictators, infamous leaders, Leaders, notorious rulers, oppressive regimes, power hungry, ruthless leaders, tyrants, Villains

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	314	Holy Grails Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2275
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out who the real villains of history are! We have recreated famous historical figures like Napoleon, Genghis Khan, and even Cleopatra as evil bosses that you must defeat to claim their treasures. But be warned, they won’t go down without a fight! So grab your pickaxe and sword, and show these baddies who’s boss in our wacky world of historical mayhem!

NATOcraft: Ukraine Edition

accession, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european union, foreign policy, global security, Guidelines, international relations, military cooperation, nato, NATOcraft, political stability, russia, SECURITY, Summer summit, Ukraine, US State Department

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

LOL HAVE U HEARD BOUT DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? U GONNA WANNA JOIN CUZ WE GOT NATO ACCESSION GUIDELINES BEING HANDED OUT AT DA SUMMER SUMMIT, BRO! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, WE’RE BRINGIN’ INTERNATIONAL POLITICS INTO MINECRAFT, AIN’T NO SERVER DOIN’ IT LIKE US! U WANNA BE PART OF DIS HISTORICAL MOMENT, JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT DIPLOMAT! WHO KNEW BLOCKS COULD BE SO DIPLOMATIC, AMIRITE? SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN DA FUN, CUZ WE’RE TAKIN’ MINECRAFT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL, BABY! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN… OR SOMETHIN’ LIKE DAT!

GratefulCraft: Longevity Boost!

aging, Boost, cardiovascular disease, emotional well being, GratefulCraft, Gratitude, gratitude intervention, gratitude journaling, gratitude practice, health benefits, healthy aging, Longevity, mental health, mindfulness, mortality, older adults, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, Protective, research, stress reduction, well-being

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

join dis epic minecraft server where u can live longer just by playin! we got research that shows if u feel gratitude u can live foreva in dis virtual world. forget bout real life problems like heart attacks, cuz on dis server u protected by da power of gratitude! come join us and live 4eva in minecraft land, where u can build, explore, and be grateful for every block u place. come on, what u waitin for? join now and live foreva!

Welcome to the Playhouse SMP! Semi-Spicy Vanilla, only for grown-ups and the occasional reset

Adults, Asia, Australia, Chat, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Europe, GrownUps, java, new zealand, North America, occasional, Performance, player heads, playhouse, Plugins, Projects, Reset, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, smp, south america, Stability, Survival, united states, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	4120	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Playhouse SMP – Season 6 Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival Java Server
Age Limit	18+
Plugins	Invisible item frames, player heads
Player Base	32% European-based, 48% North America, 20% other regions
Server Location	United States
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, please join our Discord using the link provided above. From there, you can chat with our community and get access to the server IP.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

We have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly gaming experience for all players. These rules are shared on our Discord server for you to review before joining.

3. Can I bring my friends to play on the server?

We always welcome new players to join our community. If you have friends who are interested in playing, feel free to invite them to join us on Playhouse SMP.

4. Is there a reset schedule for the server world?

We typically start a new world every season, which lasts for a specific period before we reset and start fresh. The current season is about to start its 6th world together.

5. What activities can I expect on the server?

Our server offers a variety of activities, including communal farms, economy-building with shops, private farms, and server-wide events. Players are encouraged to play however they like and help each other out.

CraftyDog Minecraft Server

action combat, BDO, black desert online, boss timers, coomer outfits, coupon codes, CraftyDog, Grind tracking, Grinding, guides, Guilds, Jealousy, KR News, Minecraft, mmorpg, NA/EU Patch Notes, Pearl Abyss, PvP, rng, sandbox experience, Sardine, Server, silver/hr, upgrade mechanics, World Map

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crops Grown:	4538	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ores Mined:	1830
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with non-stop action combat, RNG madness, and more RNG than you can shake a stick at. But wait, there’s more! Upgrade mechanics that will have you spending four times the item’s worth just to see if you get lucky.

Join us for brand new PvP experiences that will have you questioning your sanity, while wearing coomer outfits like slutkinis and shondoms. And don’t forget about the infinite grinding on a circle or a private circle – because who doesn’t love a good grind?

Our server offers a pseudo sandbox experience that doesn’t really matter anymore now that Marni exists, but hey, it’s there if you want it. Plus, we have coupon codes that will make you question reality, an interactive world map that will blow your mind, and general utilities that will have you wondering how you ever lived without them.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure filled with craziness, chaos, and more RNG than you can handle. Our guilds, including Jealousy and Sardine[Enhancement failed], are waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Slavosphere Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, cross-cultural dialogue, cultural boundaries, cultural exchange, culture, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnic heritage, Geopolitical, Global community, global perspective, historical context, Identity, international opinion, international relations, Minecraft, nationalism, political implications, regional dynamics, Server, Slavic countries, Slavosphere, societal impact

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ores Mined:	6787	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest Slavosphere you’ll ever encounter in your life! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing bears playing the accordion and squatting villagers selling vodka. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a gang of cheeki breeki bandits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare Slavic unicorn roaming the plains. So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the wild and wacky world of the Slavosphere in Minecraft? Come join us and embrace your inner Slav!

TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL

aghast, APOLOGISE, awkward, Contact, domestic assault case, Fish and chips, glare, Grandma, line, little girl, Men, out of line, poking tongue, Restaurant, Scared, Smile, STOP, Store, TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL, Villain

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1473
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of being judged for trying to make kids laugh with a harmless tongue poke? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a safe space where you can express your playful side without fear of being labeled a villain!

Join us for a fun and quirky community where everyone is free to be themselves, whether you’re a tongue-poking jokester or just looking for a good time. Our server is the perfect place to escape the judgmental glares of grandmas and enjoy some lighthearted fun with fellow players.

Don’t let awkward encounters hold you back from having a great time – join our server today and let your inner child run wild! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate your unique sense of humor. See you in the game!

HornyCraft Minecraft Server

adventurous, Daring, exhilarating., Forbidden, horny, HORNYCRAFT, IMPULSIVE, Indulgent, INTENSE, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Outrageous, passionate, Provocative, Risky, scandalous, seductive, Server, Steamy, taboo, Thrilling, Wild

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3849
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your horniness-induced shenanigans!

Join us and experience a world where every block you break unleashes a wave of uncontrollable horniness that will have you building the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen. Need a break from mining? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs and feel the heat rise in more ways than one.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman Strip Club, where the dancers teleport around the stage in the most seductive ways possible. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at the Nether Roulette, where every spin could lead to a steamy encounter with a ghastly creature.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your horniness run wild in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the…building you’ll be doing.