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Crafty Kingdom Come LOLz – Preorder Not Required!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Items Found:	3909
Alien Abductions:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!

So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!

The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Runes Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where the Russian guy who stopped the stabber is a legend? Look no further! Join our server where we give credit where credit is due and don’t let any police whores steal the spotlight. Typical anglokikes can’t handle the epicness of our server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few Russian heroes saving the day. Who needs police when you have Minecraft players like us? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7225	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take things to the next level with our “Is that a fucking Omen Mask dude?” edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a news channel that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world. Plus, our latest patches will blow your mind with new features and improvements that will make your gaming experience even more awesome.

But wait, there’s more! Our main information document is a treasure trove of tips, tricks, and secrets that will help you become a Minecraft master in no time. And don’t forget about our character planners, interactive map, and group password – because who doesn’t love a good mystery to solve?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our previous grace, who had the time of their lives with us. See you in the game!

CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Divine Spears Created:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, unable to find that special someone to share your diamond loot with? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and affection from our virtual female players!

Join us and experience the warmth and affection you’ve been missing in your pixelated life. Our female players are ready to shower you with attention and make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

Don’t be a faggot who hates women deep inside, join our server and let the love flow through you like a river of lava. You may just find that the real treasure in Minecraft is the friends (and girlfriends) you make along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and creepers.

Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6134	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	5498	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

MOOville Snapcraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Potions Brewed:	43
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Potions Brewed:	78	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!