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MineCraftyTumbleOops

adult content ban, algorithm changes, blogging culture, blogging platform, Censorship, Community, Competition, decline in user engagement, facebook, instagram, internet history, microblogging, MineCraftyTumbleOops, Nostalgia, reddit, social media, tumblr, twitter, User-generated content, Yahoo acquisition

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	880
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a land filled with dancing pandas. Our server is so wild that even creepers are afraid to explode here!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with villagers and show off your best moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs!

So why did Tumblr suddenly stop being popular? Because everyone ditched it to join our insane Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the memes are always fresh. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer

Alimony, court decision, CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer, Divorced, ENTITLEMENT, Financial, gender equality, Indian, Justice, landmark ruling, Legal, maintenance, marital status, Marriage, matrimonial law, Muslim, RIGHTS, rules, Support, SUPREME COURT, Women

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Emeralds Found:	3623	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a divorced muslim woman entitled to maintenance? well buckle up buttercup cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!

imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give u hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. that’s right, this server is like a magical wonderland where anything is possible.

not only that, but we have the most epic build battles u have ever seen. wanna build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? go for it! wanna create a replica of the eiffel tower made entirely out of cake? be our guest! the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon? that’s right, u heard me. ur very own fire-breathing, winged companion to help u conquer the land and strike fear into the hearts of ur enemies.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let ur creativity run wild. trust me, u won’t regret it!

KurskCraft: No Fear, Just Blocks

blocks, Conflict, crisis management., current events, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, Events, fear, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, naval incident, News, Political, russia, SECURITY, submarine disaster, Tension, US

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2314	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mines Excavated:	3550
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, this place is crazier than a creeper in a TNT factory!

we got pigs flyin’ around like they own the place, and villagers tradin’ diamonds for dirt blocks. it’s a madhouse, i tell ya!

one time, we had this epic battle between a group of players and a herd of zombie chickens. it was cluckin’ chaos, but so much fun!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found filled with treasure chests and traps. it was like somethin’ out of a movie, i swear!

so if you wanna have a blast and laugh your blocky butt off, come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server. you won’t regret it, i promise!

MutantCraft: Portal to Chaos

alternate dimensions, Chaos, chaotic energy dimension, claws, comic books, fast running, genetic mutations, human mutations, Marvel, mutant abilities, mutant powers, mutant society, MutantCraft, Mutants, Optimistic, optimistic view, Portal, portal eyes, superhero team, Superpowers, x-men, X-Men franchise

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7966
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

come join our server where you can be a MINECRAFT MUTANT, not like those lame x-men mutants, we’re talking CRAZY mutations like SHOOTING FIREBALLS FROM YOUR EYES or GROWING WINGS MADE OF DIAMONDS.

we have a secret underground lab where you can experiment on yourself to unlock new powers, like turning into a CREEPER whenever you get scared or being able to TELEPORT TO THE NETHER just by sneezing.

but be careful, because some mutations can have side effects like turning your skin into obsidian or making you speak in ZOMBIE GROANS.

join now and become the ultimate MINECRAFT MUTANT, because who needs claws when you can have LASER EYES?

Covidian Paranoia: Blocky Politics

AMERICANS, avoidance, blocky, Covid-19 pandemic, Covidian, disgust, distrust, fear, group dynamics, health concerns, infection risks, pandemic response, PARANOIA, partisan divide, Perception, political affiliation, political party, Politics, public opinion, republicans, social behavior, social distancing, Vulnerability, wary

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Enchantments Applied:	61
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

so, liek, u kno wat wud be super fun? joinin dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont even believe it, bro. u kno wat makes dis server so amazin? cuz we got all da cool peeps, even dem republicans who r so sus right now. but dont worry, even if u a republican, u still gonna hav a blast on dis server.

we got crazy builds, like a giant statue of a chicken wearin sunglasses, and a rollercoaster dat goes through a lava pit. u wont find dat on any other server, i swear. plus, we got secret treasure hunts and epic pvp battles dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement.

so, if u lookin for a wild ride and wanna meet sum kooky characters, join dis server now. trust me, u wont regret it. unless u hate fun, den u can go play on sum lame server dat doesnt hav cool republicans and giant chicken statues. but who wants dat, amirite?

Crafty Comedy Mine Server

aggression, arab world, Bombing, comedy, Conflict, Crafty, Disrespect, extremism, Flexing, international relations, iran, Islam, Laughter, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, Terrorism, Thread, violence, War Crimes, Weakness

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we flex harder than anyone else out there! We’re so strong, we make Islam look weak AF. In fact, we’re so powerful that we might as well start indiscriminately bombing cities in Minecraft because no one can stop us! Join us for some explosive fun and show the Arab world who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

DeconstructingDudeMC SMP

Analysis, close reading, critical theory, DeconstructingDudeMC, deconstruction, Interpretation, Literary Analysis, literary criticism, literary deconstruction, literary devices, literary form, literary genre, literary interpretation, literary structure, literary studies, literary techniques, literary terms, literary theory, Literature, postmodernism, smp, text deconstruction

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Star Shards Collected:	85	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns and anything goes? Then you need to join our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the ultimate deconstruction experience where nothing is off-limits. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We won’t stop you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay explosive eggs that will blow your mind (and your base) to smithereens. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of deconstruction. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoAirParentPickup

Airport, Assistance, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, Help, INCONVENIENCE, misunderstanding, MONEY, NoAirParentPickup, parents, Picking up, relationships, Resentment, Support, Transportation, vacation

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of parents who expect you to drop everything and cater to their every whim? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without the parental guilt trips.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being forced to pick up your parents from the airport at the crack of dawn just to get a pair of shorts (seriously, who does that?). Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring the endless possibilities of Minecraft.

Plus, if you ever need a break from the virtual world, our server is filled with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with demanding parents. You’ll never have to feel alone in your quest for independence and freedom.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the parental drama behind. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft?

IcyCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Air Force, airspace, Allies, Defense, fighter jets, Iceland, IcyCraft, international relations, Military, military presence, Minecraft, Monitoring, nato, Radar, reconnaissance, russian aircraft, SECURITY, Server, stealth jets, Surveillance, Tensions, uk

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server!!! We got UK stealth jets in Iceland, like wutttt??? They be “watching” for Russian aircraft, like they spyin’ on ’em or sumthin’!!! Join our server and u can be a spy too, like James Bond but in blocky form!!! We got secret missions and stuff, it’s lit fam!!! Come join the fun and be a part of the action, who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server!!! #BlockyBond #SpyCraft #MinecraftMadness

MantleMiners: Digging Deeper for Rare Rocks!

deep drilling, deep earth, deep world, Deeper, Digging, drill, drilling technology, earth’s interior, Earth’s mantle, Exploration, geological study, geologists, geologists’ findings, geology, Life, mantle material, MantleMiners, rare, rare rocks, research, rocks, sample, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, subterranean exploration

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	232	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	251	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	9425	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169

come join our minecraft server where we dig deeper than geologists into the earth’s mantle! we have rare rocks, crazy caves, and even secret underground civilizations to explore. who needs real life when you can uncover the mysteries of the deep world in minecraft? join us for a wild adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the earth. plus, we have diamonds for days, so why wait? come dig with us now!