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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2899 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
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