yuppie fantasy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Crybabies: Affordable Housing Edition

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Dimension Hops:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Alien Abductions:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where housing is never unaffordable and you can live out all your yuppie fantasies without a care in the world! Who needs NYC or LA when you can have your own virtual mansion right here?

Join us and start building your dream home at the age of 18, just like our founder did while working at the virtual plant. And if your virtual parents kick you out, don’t worry – we have plenty of shitty apartments for you to crash in!

Don’t cry about housing prices, join our server and start living the high life today!

Aliens vs Humans: Don’t Get Lost in Space Wars! – The Planets at Odds Server

alcohol, aliens, Brewery, Community, contraption, declare war, dont, Doors, Factions, Features, humans, Lost, Minecraft, Nations, Odds, Planets, Plugin, Redstone, Rockets, Server, Siege War, solar system, Space, Space suits, Towns, Towny, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Farms Harvested:	161	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Emeralds Found:	5092	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Planets at War Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Towny	Make Nations and towns
Siege War	Take over towns / nations by declaring war
Brewery	Make Alcohol and etc.
Doors	Plugin for remotely opening doors
Space	Make rockets, Space suits, etc.

Join Planets at War for a diverse experience in the towny Community. Discord link

You can also support us if you like what we do.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by entering the server IP in Minecraft multiplayer.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to our Discord or server website for the rules.
Can I create my own town or nation?	Yes, you can create your own town or nation using the Towny feature.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed during Wars or designated PvP zones.

NijiFags Apology Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all you cool cats and kittens out there!

Join us for epic battles against flying llamas armed with laser beams, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored slime blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Nijifags, a rare species of pixelated unicorns that grant wishes to those who can catch them. So come on down and apologize to the Nijifags for all your past transgressions, and maybe they’ll forgive you and bestow upon you their magical powers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	New Chunks Explored:	277835
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to get down and boogie. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdancing!

But that’s not all – we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who tell the best jokes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t worry, we have fireproof minecarts!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for the time of your blocky life. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and shenanigans you’ll get into!

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magic Items Found:	5764
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Runes Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5616
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	8871
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where naming rights are taken very seriously! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and family feuds over baby names.

Are you tired of boring servers where people don’t fight over naming their children after each other? Look no further! On our server, you can witness epic battles between siblings over who gets to name their baby after their deceased mother. It’s like a soap opera, but in block form!

Join us and witness the chaos unfold as one player tries to monopolize a name and another player insists on naming their child the same thing. Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of baby names? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs diamonds and creepers when you can have family drama and baby name disputes? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, only on our server (name withheld for legal reasons)!

SisSnugglesMC

Babysitting, bed sharing, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, confrontation avoidance, Emotional support, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, judgment, mother-daughter relationship, Nightmares, overnight care, parental expectations, perspective, sibling bond, SisSnugglesMC, sister, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and betrayal, just like this poor soul who got kicked out for letting his sister sleep in his bed.

We promise you won’t get yelled at by your mom for playing on our server, but you might get yelled at by other players for stealing their diamonds. So come join us for a chaotic adventure filled with questionable decisions and unexpected twists!

SlimCraft Minecraft Server

Calorie Counting, Consistency, determination, dieting, Exercise, FITNESS, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle changes, long term results, meal planning, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, portion control, progress tracking, self-discipline, Server, SlimCraft, successful weight loss, support system, weight loss, weight loss journey

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	273	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! Our secret weight loss method involves running away from skeletons and jumping over lava pits – you’ll be slim and trim in no time! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical slimming properties. Say goodbye to those extra pixels and hello to a new, svelte you on our server!

ZoomCraft: LOL Moments

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7261	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring Zoom calls and endless hours of working/studying from home? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to boring Zoom calls and hello to epic adventures in a virtual world!

Picture this: You’re in the middle of a virtual battle with a group of creepers when suddenly, your boss pops up on your screen during a Zoom call. But instead of getting mad, he joins in on the fun and starts building a fortress with you! Who knew your boss had such mad Minecraft skills?

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find secret treasure chests filled with diamonds, magical potions that give you superpowers, and even a hidden portal that transports you to a land filled with dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never experienced anything like this on a Zoom call before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring Zoom calls forever. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building pixelated masterpieces or become the ultimate llama dancer. The possibilities are endless!

FarageCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the craziness of the world and just, like, build stuff and mine for diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic builds u have ever seen. like, one time, this player built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava-filled dungeon and ended with a massive water slide. it was so lit, bro.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground city that some players discovered? yeah, apparently there’s a whole civilization down there with their own economy and everything. it’s like a whole new world, man.

and the best part? we have the most hilarious and friendly community ever. like, seriously, these guys are always cracking jokes and pulling pranks on each other. it’s a non-stop party, i tell ya.

so, if u wanna escape the drama of the real world and just have a blast in minecraft, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. who doesn’t love free cake, right?

CraftyPersianPolitico

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

LOL, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only moderate candidate is leading the polls in Iran! Why settle for boring politics when you can build epic structures and battle creepers with the most chill leader around? Plus, rumor has it that the candidate’s secret weapon is a diamond sword that can slay any opponent in one hit. Join now for a chance to witness the most epic political showdown in Minecraft history!

DriveThruCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

join this epic minecraft server where the drive thru pays YOU! that’s right, every time you order a virtual burger or virtual fries, you get virtual money back! it’s like reverse robbery but in a fun way!

not only that, but our server is home to the rarest, most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in a blocky world. imagine riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees while shooting fireballs from your hands. yeah, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon? yeah, you heard that right. you can fly around on a dragon and rain down destruction on all who dare to challenge you. it’s like game of thrones meets my little pony, but way cooler.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it.