yuppie fantasy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Crybabies: Affordable Housing Edition

adulting, affordable, apartment living, Crafty, crybabies, Edition, financial struggle, generational differences, hard work, Home ownership, Housing, housing affordability, housing crisis, housing market, INDEPENDENCE, Job Search, kicked out, La, millennial, NYC, parents, perseverance, plant job, yuppie fantasy

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mines Excavated:	3409	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where housing is never unaffordable and you can live out all your yuppie fantasies without a care in the world! Who needs NYC or LA when you can have your own virtual mansion right here?

Join us and start building your dream home at the age of 18, just like our founder did while working at the virtual plant. And if your virtual parents kick you out, don’t worry – we have plenty of shitty apartments for you to crash in!

Don’t cry about housing prices, join our server and start living the high life today!

SisCraft: No Favors for Little Sis

book series, dad, Disappointed, early copies, Favor, Favors, Girlfriend, Happy, Industry, MONEY, Promise, published, publishing company, Request, Risk, Sis, SisCraft, sister, Trouble, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unethical, Volumes

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Votes:	8550
Towns Built:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	7613

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a 28-volume book series? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring 26 amazing worlds, with 2 more on the way!

Need early access to the next volumes of the book series? Don’t worry, our server has connections to the publishing industry! Just ask our admin, who just so happens to be the dad of one of our players, and you might get early copies of the next volumes. Disclaimer: We can’t guarantee it, but hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

So come on down to our server, where the adventures are endless and the drama is real. Just like trying to get early copies of a book series, you never know what might happen next!

RejectCraft SMP – No Hard Feelings

10. kindness, 11. sensitivity, 12. boundaries, 13. assertiveness, 14. compassion, 15. self-esteem, 16. rejection advice, 17. handling rejection, 18. rejection etiquette, 19. rejection tips, 2. dating, 20. rejection without hurting feelings., 3. relationships, 4. communication, 5. honesty, 6. tactful rejection, 7. emotional intelligence, 8. self-respect, 9. empathy, feelings, HARD, RejectCraft, rejection, smp

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other – we have a strict “no serious business” policy.

Join us for wacky adventures, insane builds, and a community that will leave you in stitches. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (spoiler alert: it only grants wishes for more diamonds).

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time, come join us! Just be prepared for the occasional prank involving exploding sheep or a surprise visit from our resident prankster, the mischievous Enderman named Steve. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBurgerJoint

BlockyBurgerJoint, Concept, creativity, cuisine, Culinary, Dining, dream, Entertainment, Experience, fan favorite, FANTASY, fictional restaurant, Food, iconic, imagination, Immersive, Movie, Nostalgia, pop culture, real, Unique

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old restaurants serving up the same old food? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is bringing to life the most outrageous fictional restaurant from a movie – the Krusty Krab from SpongeBob SquarePants!

Join our server and dive into the underwater world of Bikini Bottom where you can work alongside SpongeBob and Squidward flipping Krabby Patties for hungry customers. But be warned, Mr. Krabs is always on the lookout for anyone trying to steal his secret formula!

Not a fan of seafood? No problem! We also have a special section of the server dedicated to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. Explore the whimsical world of candy and chocolate, but watch out for the Oompa Loompas – they’re always up to mischief!

So why wait? Join our server now for a culinary adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even run into some famous movie characters along the way.

FrenchFugitiveMCServer

Arrest warrant, brother, CEO, controversy, criminal, criminal charges, digital communication, extradition, family ties, French authorities, FrenchFugitiveMCServer, fugitive, International, investigation, law enforcement, legal trouble, messaging app, scandal, technology company, Telegram, wanted

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

So, like, you ever heard of that one time when the CEO of Telegram’s brother got in trouble with the French authorities? Well, guess what, he’s now running a Minecraft server! And let me tell you, it’s a wild ride.

Join our server for a chance to team up with the infamous brother of a tech giant and take on the French police in epic battles. Build your own secret underground base to hide from the authorities and smuggle rare items across borders.

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret black market where you can trade with shady characters for powerful weapons and armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the CEO’s brother is on the run. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

TelegramTalesMC

Appearance, CEO, Communication, Court, criminal justice, custody, detainment, France, Freed, French, investigation, law enforcement, Legal, messaging app, privacy, prosecutors, Release, SECURITY, Technology, Telegram, TelegramTalesMC

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you wanna have a good time and laugh your butt off, then this is the place to be, dude. like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time a player built a giant toilet and everyone had to use it as a slide to get to the treasure at the bottom. it was wild, man.

and, like, the best part is that the owner of this server is, like, a total legend. they once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. it was epic, bro. you gotta join this server just to witness the insanity for yourself.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit, my dude. you gotta come and bust a move with us. plus, there’s free cake and fireworks for everyone. it’s like a party in your pants, but in minecraft.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and let the good times roll. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a blast, bro.

FarmFruitFrenzy

#sustainability, agricultural research, agriculture, Agriculture (Industry), alternate bearing, crop production, cyclic pattern, ecosystems, FarmFruitFrenzy, Farming, Farms, framework, fruit trees, high yields, impact assessment, low yields, nut trees, productivity, research, researchers, yield management

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we take farming to a whole new level! we have created a wacky ecosystem where trees go crazy and produce insane amounts of fruit and nuts one year, only to be lazy and produce nothing the next! it’s like a rollercoaster of harvests, you never know what you’re gonna get! join now to experience the thrill of alternate bearing and see if you can keep up with the wild fluctuations in production! it’s a farm-tastic adventure waiting for you!

Tea Party SMP: Come for the Tea, Stay for the Chaos! [1.20.1] [Whitelist] [Hermitcraft-Like]

1.20.1, Builders, Chaos, custom server models, Datapacks, discord server, Events, Farmers, GameNights, Hermitcraftlike, last life, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, Mod list, Modded, Party, perfect server, proximity voice chat, REDSTONERS, roleplaying features, rules, shopping district, smp, special server events, stay, tea, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	281	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.20.1 (modded)
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

About Us: -Sips tea loudly- Ok, got your attention now. Minecraft enjoyers, your search for the perfect vanilla+ server ends here! Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with fellow Minecraft enjoyers with a variety of game enhancing mods! We host events, like a special separate last life session once a week, and other custom server events. We soon will have custom models for the players of the servers, and ingame plushies of the players. We are looking for all kinds of players, the redstoners, the builders, the farmers, and more. We are LGBTQ+ friendly and 17+. We do have the proximity voice chat, but you don’t have to talk if you don’t want to. Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, so you can play Minecraft the way you want to play. Check out our discord for the mod list! We hope to spill the tea with you soon.

Server Specialty Custom Server Models Fun and Engaging Datapacks Shopping District Special Server Events (Examples: Last Life, Uhc, Etc.) Gamenights Soon to be roleplaying features

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server running?	The server is running version 1.20.1 with mods.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and welcomes players of all backgrounds.
Are there specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has relaxed rules that can be found on the Discord server.
What special events does the server host?	The server hosts events like Last Life, UHC, Gamenights, and more.

Ex-Boyfriend’s Minecraft Server

Abuse, Be my ex, Cheating, crazy exes, Deception, DISTANCING, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing behavior, ExBoyfriends, fake friends, Fool, leave your tranny girlfriend, make up story, Manipulation, Minecraft, rape, self-destructive, Server, toxic relationships, Trauma, uber-tranny

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Join our Minecraft server and leave all your ex drama behind! We promise that no crazy exes will follow you into our virtual world. Plus, we have a special quest where you can defeat the evil ex boss and reclaim your dignity. And if you’ve ever made up a wild story to get out of trouble, you’ll fit right in with our community of master storytellers. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because on our server, the only crazy ex you’ll have to deal with is the one you build yourself!

The SMP Love Triangle: Minecraft SMP Edition – More Her, Less Him

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, Edition, fidelity, gf, her.., Intimacy, long term relationship, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, need more, Partnership, sharing, smp, Support, Thread, Triangle, Trust, Understanding, Wife, Yesterday

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some spicy drama and scandalous shenanigans!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when Steve accidentally married a creeper because he thought it was a villager in disguise! Or when the entire server got pranked by a group of mischievous Endermen who stole all the blocks from spawn and built a giant statue of a chicken instead.

But that’s not all! We also have daily GF/Wife sharing threads where players can swap partners and build relationships faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Who needs loyalty when you have a whole server full of potential soulmates, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on this SMP, anything can happen!

InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime routine, bedtime worries, calming thoughts, counting sheep, Deep Breathing, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, meditation, overthinking, relaxation techniques, restless mind, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep remedies, sleep struggles, sleep tips, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, smp, stress

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Do you ever lie awake at night, tossing and turning, wondering why you haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet? Well, let me tell you, you’re missing out on some seriously wild adventures. We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and villagers who throw the most epic parties. Not to mention, our diamond ore is actually made of candy – so you can mine for treats while you build your dream castle. So if you’re tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft, come join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing all night long.