Crafty Crybabies: Affordable Housing Edition

adulting, affordable, apartment living, Crafty, crybabies, Edition, financial struggle, generational differences, hard work, Home ownership, Housing, housing affordability, housing crisis, housing market, INDEPENDENCE, Job Search, kicked out, La, millennial, NYC, parents, perseverance, plant job, yuppie fantasy

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
New Chunks Explored:	589400	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where housing is never unaffordable and you can live out all your yuppie fantasies without a care in the world! Who needs NYC or LA when you can have your own virtual mansion right here?

Join us and start building your dream home at the age of 18, just like our founder did while working at the virtual plant. And if your virtual parents kick you out, don’t worry – we have plenty of shitty apartments for you to crash in!

Don’t cry about housing prices, join our server and start living the high life today!

FutureCraft Minecraft Server

9 years, afraid, anxiety, distant future, Future, future events, future planning, future predictions, future uncertainty, FutureCraft, futuristic, long term, Minecraft, prediction, Server, time passing, time travel, uncertainty, Upcoming, year 2032, years ahead, years passing, Yevgeny

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	9160	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Gods Slained:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the year 2032! Join us as we embark on a journey filled with crazy adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Yevgeny, our fearless leader, has been ruling the server for 9 years with an iron fist… literally, he built a giant iron fist monument in the spawn area.

But don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a stick.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride on a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? Or build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano?

Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyFap Minecraft Server

adult chat, BDSM, CraftyFap, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, exhibitionism, FANTASY, fappy talky, fetishes, Group Chat, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, Online Community, Roleplay, Server, sexting, sexual exploration, standing up, Submission, taboo, voyeurism

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	2615
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take chatting to a whole new level – the Fappy Talky level! Join us to share your wildest fetishes, post tags that will make your grandma blush, and yes, even jerk off (virtually, of course).

In our Standing Up Edition, we encourage you to stand up for what you believe in (even if it’s a little weird) and let your freak flag fly high. Need some inspiration? Just look at our previous posts for some truly out-of-this-world content.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular member and loves to show off his pixelated peen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the fappy talky begin!

NoShifts4USorryNotSorry

aita, Colleague, coworker support, health situation, honeymoon, NoShifts4USorryNotSorry, overwhelmed, refusing shift, Selfishness, small marketing firm, special occasion, Support, teamwork, tight-knit team, Understanding, unsupportive, Wedding, work ethic, work overload, work responsibilities, work-life balance

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where teamwork is key but sometimes you just gotta look out for number one! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging responsibilities just like our friend who refused to cover their coworker’s shift during her honeymoon.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with other players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to choose between helping a friend or taking care of yourself.

So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to navigate the tricky waters of office drama and Minecraft adventures! Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone accuses you of being unsupportive and selfish – but hey, at least you’ll have a great time playing on our server!

BlockyNSFW Minecraft Server

awkward, BlockyNSFW, boundary crossing, career mishaps, EMBARRASSING, HR nightmare, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Minecraft, NSFW, office gossip, Outrageous, professional boundaries crossed, scandalous, Server, Shocking.., uncomfortable situations, work anecdotes, work drama, work place incidents, Work stories, Workplace, workplace misconduct

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Zombie Dances:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Animals Bred:	151

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous NSFW incidents that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe shiver. From players building giant phallic structures to accidentally setting their houses on fire during a heated PvP battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderman Love Triangle” where three Endermen fought over a single block of dirt, causing chaos and destruction in their wake. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a horde of zombie pigmen in their friend’s base, leading to a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly get you banned from polite society), join us today! Just be prepared for the most outrageous and NSFW experiences of your virtual life.

CraftyRichesMC

arrogance, classism, CraftyRichesMC, critique, elitism, ENTITLEMENT, falsehood, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, luxury, materialism, MONEY, Privilege, SNOBBERY, social justice, Status, success, Superiority, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Farms Harvested:	506
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8823	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of hearing rich folks brag about their fancy cars and designer clothes? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them that true wealth comes from building epic castles and mining diamonds like a boss! Our server is so exclusive, even Bill Gates himself begged to join but we had to turn him down because he couldn’t handle our intense PvP battles. So if you want to prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft baller, join us and leave those snooty rich people in the dust!

Minecraft server: MilkBankMadness

#breastfeeding, Approval, breast milk bank, Closure, closure impact, community support, controversy, cultural norms, Healthcare, infant nutrition, Islamic clerics, Medical Ethics, milk donation, milk supply, MilkBankMadness, Minecraft, Pakistani, public health, religious beliefs, religious leaders, Server, Social Issues, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	96
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5467
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a pakistani breast milk bank closing down after islamic clerics said no more milk for u!! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! build your own breast milk bank and see if u can keep it open longer than those poor pakistani clerics! come on, u know u wanna join the chaos!

CreeperCarnageMC

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilians, Conflict, CreeperCarnageMC, Crisis, Destruction, eastern europe, Fatalities, international relations, Military, missile strike, News, political tensions, Russian missile attack, Tragedy, Ukraine cities, violence, War, world events

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Magic Items Found:	4933
Void Gems Collected:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server, it’s so lit that even russian missiles can’t handle the heat 🔥 we got explosions bigger than a creeper on steroids, and more chaos than a griefer on a rampage 🤯

join us if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen, even a russian missile attack 😱 who needs boring old survival mode when you can have real-life danger right at your doorstep? 💥

so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate minecraft apocalypse! 💀🧟‍♂️🔫

MineTunes: Build Beats, Own MP3s!

7digital, beats, BUILD, digital collection, digital music, digital ownership, family heirloom, Kids, Legacy, MineTunes, monthly purchase, MP3 album, MP3s, Music Collection, music library, music ownership, music ownership for kids, music purchase, music streaming, music subscription, ownership, pass down, Spotify subscription, Streaming Service

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	5263	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual music collection to pass down to ur grandkids like a freakin time capsule! for the cost of a spotify sub, u can own an mp3 album every month from 7digital and flex on all ur friends with ur sick tunes. why settle for just blocks when u can have beats too?! join now and start jammin’ in style, cuz this server is lit AF!

GingerCraft: Arousing Adventures

Adventures, arousing, counteracted, disgust, disgust and sexual arousal, erotic stimuli, Ginger, ginger consumption, GingerCraft, inhibiting effect, long tail tags: ginger and sexual arousal, Men, placebo-controlled study, placebo-controlled study on sexual arousal, sexual arousal, sexual arousal in men and women, sexual body fluids, Women

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	New Chunks Explored:	832219
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Yo, so like, this server is like the ginger of Minecraft servers, bro. It’s gonna get you all hot and bothered with its spicy gameplay. You wanna get turned on by some erotic stimuli? Well, this server got you covered, man. And get this, if you’re feeling grossed out by some sexual body fluids, just munch on some ginger and BAM, you’re back in the game, baby! Join this server for the wildest, most arousing Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed.

Boofa’s Crazy Adventure SMP – You’d have to be barking mad not to join! Ver. 1.21, Java, 14+

Adventure, amazing projects, Back to Blocks, barking, Bluemaps, Boofas, chunky, Clumps, Community oriented, crazy, death counter, Double Slabs, Dropper to Dispenser, equality, Events, java, Join, Ledger, Lithium, mad, ModernFix, No unorganized PvP, sandstone dyeing, SimpleDiscordLink, smp, Straight to Shapeless, Universal Dying, Vanilla, ver, work together, youd

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Runes Activated:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Version	Fabric 1.21
RAM	8GB, Dedicated server hosted in Germany
World Border	3.5k x 3.5k
Events	Frequent events

Mods

BlueMaps
Chunky
Clumps
Death Counter
Ledger
Lithium
ModernFix
SimpleDiscordLink

Datapacks

Back to Blocks
Double Slabs
Dropper to Dispenser
Sandstone Dyeing
Straight to Shapeless
Universal Dying
More to be added as they are updated to 1.21

Join Us on Discord

Discord Invite Link

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server with the link provided above and follow the application process.
Are there any age restrictions?	We are looking for mature players, but age restrictions may vary. Join our Discord server for more information.
Can I bring my own mods/datapacks?	We encourage using the listed mods and datapacks, but additional ones may be considered. Please consult with the server administrators.

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