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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 6358 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 9554 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Are you tired of immigrants stealing your pets and putting them on tables? Well, look no further because our server has implemented a strict “Total Cat Removal” policy! Say goodbye to your feline friends being used as table decorations.
But that’s not all! The real chaos begins when Fred, our resident delivery guy, decides to start delivering balls to Croatians. You never know what kind of mayhem will ensue when Fred is on the loose!
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky experience unlike any other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might even find yourself tangled up in some crazy shenanigans along the way!
Johnny and Marty are two best friends who met in college and have been inseparable ever since. They share a passion for music, travel, and good food. Johnny is a talented guitarist with a knack for writing catchy melodies, while Marty is a skilled percussionist who never fails to keep the beat. Together, they form a dynamic duo that captivates audiences with their high-energy performances. When they’re not jamming out on stage, Johnny and Marty can be found exploring new cities, trying out new restaurants, or simply kicking back and relaxing with a few cold beers. Their friendship is the foundation of 
