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Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

Accommodating, Acting, adore, amicable, APPRECIATIVE, Caring, comfortable, Crafty, Demands, deserve, Good, interactions, ladies, Minecraft, office, passive aggressive, reasonable, respectful, Romantic, Server, Sincere, Social, Welcoming, Women

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6749
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Farms Harvested:	934
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you lovely ladies out there!

Join us and experience a world where women are adored and welcomed with open arms. Our community is filled with sincere and caring individuals who always make sure you’re comfortable and happy.

But that’s not all! Our female players are known for their passive-aggressive charm towards men, making every interaction a hilarious and entertaining experience. Whether you’re looking for romance, friendship, or just some good old-fashioned banter, our server is the place to be.

So come on, ladies! Join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew playing Minecraft could be this much fun?!

SMP_MineCrafty2030

ANONYMOUS, Cryptic, Curious, doubt, ELUSIVE, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, inquiry, investigation, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, query, question.., Riddle, secret, SMP_MineCrafty2030, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	273846
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	466
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Items Found:	6634
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens have formed a secret society plotting against the players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

BossKidsCash5

5.., allergic, Asshole, bored, Boss, BossKidsCash5, Cash, Friends, inappropriate, Kids, mom, MONEY, Nice, office, Parent, Soda, TEENAGE, Treat, Unethical

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring bosses who don’t appreciate your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where giving out $5 to teenagers is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game perks!

Imagine a world where you can shower your boss’ kids with virtual currency and snacks without any judgment. Our server is a safe haven for all the generous souls out there who just want to spread joy and laughter.

Don’t worry about being labeled as unethical or inappropriate – on our server, the more outrageous, the better! So come join us and let your inner mom instincts shine as you treat everyone to a virtual soda party. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the most generous player in all of Minecraft!

BlockyBoners

bizarre arousal, bizarre attraction, BlockyBoners, kinky turn on, odd stimulation, oddly turned on, offbeat stimulation, out of the ordinary attraction, peculiar fetish, peculiar turn on, quirky desire, strange arousal, strange sexual response, unconventional arousal, unexpected arousal, unexpected desire, unique sexual response, unusual attraction, unusual turn on, weird turn on, weirdly aroused

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	428
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Items Found:	4219	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling some type of way in no time!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will make you feel like a total block-tease. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are blushing!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of sexy skeletons start dancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. And don’t even get us started on the steamy encounters you’ll have with our resident Ender Dragon.

So if you’re ready to get weirdly turned on in the best way possible, join our Minecraft server today. Who knew pixels could be so provocative?

DutchCraft16: No Restrictions!

Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, defense capabilities, defense technology, Dutch F-16s, DutchCraft16, european union, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military alliance, military equipment, nato, restrictions, SECURITY, Ukraine, warplanes

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4612	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use dutch f-16s without restrictions!! fly around in ur own fighter jet and bomb ur friends’ houses for fun! watch out for the flying pigs tho, they’re armed and dangerous. also, did we mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and lava traps? join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever!!

LootLlamaCraft Minecraft Server

LootLlamaCraft, Minecraft, Server, 布瑠部由良布瑠部

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Items Found:	5498
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking chickens and dancing pigs. They were greeted by a unicorn riding a llama and were given a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. But beware, for the evil potato-stealing goblins lurk in the shadows, ready to snatch it away!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Rainbow Sheep Gang, a group of mischievous sheep who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Join us and help put an end to their woolly shenanigans!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy antics and absurd quests await you in this bizarre and hilarious world!

TitanCraft SMP – “wow this Shingeki no Kyojin show is really good can’t wait for Minecraft SMP”

action-packed, Anime, Armin, attack on titan, binge-worthy, cliffhangers, deepthroating, eren, fan favorite, Good, hours watching, INTENSE, Kissing, kyojin, mikasa, Minecraft, plot twists, refund, shingeki, Shingeki no Kyojin, Show, smp, Storyline, Suspenseful, Thrilling, titancraft, WAIT, wow

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Villages Defended:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the builds are the stories we come up with! Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, and finding hidden treasure in the depths of the Nether.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the time we had a dance party with the Ender Dragon or when we all dressed up as Steve for Halloween. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most insane and hilarious Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even schlicking to Armin deepthroating (just kidding…maybe).

WeddingCrashCraft

adults only, ANNOYED, babysitter, ceremony, childcare, children, decision, duties, family, Invitation, Kids, Party, Pictures, props, reception, standing up, suit rentals, UNFAIR, Wedding, wedding party, WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of weddings that don’t appreciate the true stars of the show – your kids? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for your little ones to shine like the diamonds they are!

Join our server and let your kids experience the thrill of standing up in a virtual wedding party. They’ll wear virtual suits, walk down virtual aisles, and even perform virtual duties – all from the comfort of your own home! And the best part? They won’t be kicked out of the virtual reception, because everyone is invited to party in Minecraft land!

Say goodbye to the hassle of suit rentals and childcare arrangements, and say hello to a world where kids are the VIPs. So come on, join our server and let your kids be the stars they were always meant to be!

TapWaterWarrior – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, TapWaterWarrior

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Buildings Constructed:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you’ve ever wondered why people in countries with clean tap water still buy disposable water bottles. We have a whole town dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with conspiracy theories and secret underground water bottle societies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious.

HighSchooLolzCraft

crazy adventures, Friends, high school, HighSchooLolzCraft, Memories, Mischief, Nostalgia, school antics, School days, school memories, school shenanigans, teenage drama, teenage escapades, teenage rebellion, teenage years, unforgettable, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable moments, wild story, wild times, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2745
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Remember that time in high school when we all thought we were cool because we could fit 20 people into a single bathroom stall? Well, imagine that level of chaos and camaraderie, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like a virtual high school reunion, but with way more explosions and way less awkward small talk. Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that embarrassing promposal you made in front of the whole school. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits on our server!