New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomerCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 5586
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 93 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 1412
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a genius compared to boomers? Look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even boomers can’t resist joining (and getting totally confused in the process).

    Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your fellow players with your superior savviness. Watch as boomers struggle to navigate the virtual world, while you effortlessly dominate with your quick wit and sharp skills.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to laugh at the hilarious antics of boomers trying to keep up in a world that’s just too fast-paced for them. Join our server today and show those naive boomers who’s boss!

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  • 30yoGF Minecraft Server

    30yoGF Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 8169
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Star Shards Collected: 290

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing for a companion to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find the perfect match – a 30-year-old girlfriend! Say goodbye to those pesky zoomer whores and hello to a mature partner who knows the difference between redstone and lapis lazuli.

    Join our server and embark on epic quests together, build magnificent structures side by side, and maybe even start a virtual family complete with pixelated pets. Who needs a real-life relationship when you can have a Minecraft romance that will last for eternity?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your perfect player two. Because in the world of Minecraft, love knows no age limits.

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  • AloneAt21Craft

    AloneAt21Craft
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 4852
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 35

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a piece of sht in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny! No more nagging mothers forcing you to sleep in weird rooms with your sister, no more guilt trips for falling asleep on calls with your bf. On our server, you can build your own diabetes-friendly kingdom and never have to check your sugar levels again (unless you want to, of course). Plus, we have a strict no guilt policy – so go ahead and travel with your bf wherever you want, no permission needed! Say goodbye to feeling like the biggest spoiled ungrateful piece of shit ever, and hello to a world where you can be whoever you want to be. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

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  • CraftyCash Minecraft Server

    CraftyCash Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 7245
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 216 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Zombie Dances: 8 Enchantments Applied: 224

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you won 100 million dollars, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – buried deep within our virtual world is a hidden treasure worth even more than your newfound fortune! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its location and claim it for themselves. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter, from flying pigs to rainbow-colored llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

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  • ButtonBloopersMC

    ButtonBloopersMC
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 9191
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Dimension Hops: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

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    Have you ever wondered what would happen if you pressed the “do not press this button” button at your workplace? Well, on our Minecraft server, pressing that button will transport you to a secret underground lair filled with diamonds, gold, and a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will guide you on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle zombie pigmen with rubber chickens, and build a castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always press the “do not press this button” button for maximum fun!

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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 1581
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 279
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta defend ur base from creepers and zombies and stuff? well, this server is like that but ON STEROIDS. we got air defense and missiles, bro. u gotta protect ur base from enemy attacks from the SKY. it’s like a warzone up in here. join our server if u wanna feel the adrenaline rush of defending ur base from aerial attacks. trust me, it’s gonna be LIT. NATO ain’t got nothin on us, we’re the real deal. come join the madness, if u dare.

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  • BrakePedalAcceleratorCraft

    BrakePedalAcceleratorCraft
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 484
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 55 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

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    Yo, welcome to dis cray cray Minecraft server, where we got acceleration like you never seen before! We be speedin’ up and slowin’ down like it’s nobody’s business, makin’ your head spin faster than a tornado on steroids!

    Join dis server if you wanna experience the thrill of goin’ from 0 to 100 real quick, or feel the rush of slammin’ on the brakes like a pro NASCAR driver. We be defyin’ all laws of physics up in here, makin’ Einstein scratch his head in confusion!

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride of acceleration madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken laws of nature, but who’s keepin’ track?). Let’s get this party started and see just how fast we can go before the universe implodes in on itself!

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  • HonkaiCraft – StarRail Server

    HonkaiCraft – StarRail Server
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 6560
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Emeralds Found: 1906 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to win exclusive in-game items by using secret livestream codes that only the chosen ones can decipher. You’ll be the envy of all your friends with your rare loot!

    Version 2.3 is here and it’s saying goodbye to Penacony in the most epic way possible. Witness the farewell in a special program that will blow your mind and leave you wanting more.

    But wait, there’s more! Watch the SGF Show Video where dreams come to life and the Boothill Trailer where cowboys mean business. You’ll be on the edge of your seat with excitement!

    And don’t even get us started on the current character banners featuring Boothill, Fu Xuan, Pela, Luka, and Hook. These characters are so cool, you’ll want to collect them all!

    But the fun doesn’t stop there. Redeemable codes, new drip marketing, and light cone banners await you on our server. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Hotel Hell Minecraft Server

    Hotel Hell Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 2292
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Zombie Dances: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the chaos and hilarity of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss! Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. But that’s not all, you can also tag along with Blitzo and his crew of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where demons are trying to be good and assassins are trying to be successful in the underworld? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a receptionist hellhound named Loona?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to check out into Heaven or survive running a startup in Hell. Just be sure to watch out for any impromptu musical numbers along the way!

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  • RinseCraft-2021

    RinseCraft-2021
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 3590
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Potions Brewed: 118

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    Hey there potential Minecraft maniacs!

    Looking for a server where the drama is as intense as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where the dishwashing debate is more heated than a lava pit in the Nether.

    Our server is filled with players who refuse to rinse off their dishes after eating, causing chaos and mayhem in the kitchen. Will you join the side of the dish rinsers or the non-rinsers? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some epic arguments and passive-aggressive dish stacking.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that the winner of the dishwashing debate gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power to turn dirty dishes into clean ones with a single swing. Who needs a dishwasher when you have magical tools like that?

    So come join us on our server and let the dishwashing drama unfold! Just remember, in this world, the real dirty work is in the kitchen.

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