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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8235 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
Enchantments Applied: | 213 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
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