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Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers and Builders Find Common Ground

4chan, Builders, common, Communication, complexity, comprehension, confusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, Degree, Difficulty, education, Experience, Find, forum, Frustration, ground, internet, knowledge, learning, McCraftface, Medicine, Online Community, PHYSICS., site understanding, Technology, Thread

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14

Are you tired of feeling like a confused noob on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending challenge!

Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Mineholo – Where Hololive idols mine diamonds and troll creepers in style!

Anime, CGDCT, collaboration, Community, CREEPERS, DATING, diamonds, Entertainment, erp, Gaming, holochads, hololive, IDOLS, japanese, Mineholo, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplaying, rust server, Server, streaming, Style, troll, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, YABBA DABBA DOO

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Towns Built:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Secret Passages Found:	5

🤣 Are you tired of playing on boring old Rust servers where nobody even talks to each other? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing the *insert outrageous server name* Minecraft server – where the hololive vtubers come to play and find love! 🥰

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨

So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕

RiceCraft: Where even fried rice is good for you!

Asian cuisine, balanced diet, comfort food, Cooking, DELICIOUS, fiber, Food, Fried, Fried food, fried rice, Good, grains, Healthy Eating, homemade, meal prep, MINERALS, nutrition, protein, Rice, rice dishes, RiceCraft, takeout, VEGETABLES, VITAMINS

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	476729	Buildings Constructed:	34
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a big ol’ bowl of delicious fried rice for your gaming soul!

Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.

So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?

Crafting Chaos: Where Creepers Watch the Fallout Series

action, Adventure, Alternate Reality, America, Chaos, Crafting, CREEPERS, dark humor, Dystopia, Exploration, Fallout, fallout series, Gaming, immersive experience, nuclear war, post-apocalyptic, post-nuclear, retro-futuristic, role playing, RPG, series, society collapse, Survival, video games, Wasteland, watch

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	662
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Animals Bred:	75
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Are you tired of boring old America? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience a wacky version of the good ol’ US of A! We’ve got skyscrapers made of diamond blocks, creeper presidents running for office, and a secret underground base where aliens and zombies have formed a rock band together.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”

Pixelated Procrastination Palace: Where chores are forgotten, allowances are spent, and candy stores are raided!

accomplishment, Allowance, allowances, candy, candy store, Chores, Forgotten, Fun, Happiness, hard work, incentive, indulgence, kind of day, money earned, motivation, Palace, Payday, pixelated, procrastination, Productive, Raided, Responsible, REWARD, self-discipline, self-reward, Spent, stores, tasks completed, treat yourself

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring old chores and just want to collect your allowance so you can hit up the candy store later? Well, why not spend your day in a virtual world where you can do whatever you want, like joining our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.

So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!

AbuseCraft: Where Creepers Make You Wet and Tingly!

Abuse, AbuseCraft, arousal, arousal triggers, Boundaries, consent, CREEPERS, degradation, fetish, kink, mental health, Pleasure, Psychology, self-exploration, sexual behavior, sexual fantasy, sexual satisfaction, shame, stigma, taboo, Therapy, tingly, Trauma, wet

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	218	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, things get a little… kinky.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.

Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!

PixelatedEyeStrainCraft

close, Computer, Debunked, digital eye strain, Distance, eye care, eye health, eye strain, EYES, health, monitor, Myth, myth busting, Myths, PixelatedEyeStrainCraft, Screen, screen time, Sitting, Technology, True, vision

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	224	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that give you eye strain from sitting too close to the screen? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where sitting too close to the screen actually gives you superpowers! That’s right, you’ll be able to mine diamonds with just a blink of an eye and build towering structures with a mere squint. But be warned, the closer you sit, the more powerful you become, so get ready to have the best eye workout of your life! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see just how close you can get to the screen before your eyeballs pop out (just kidding, that won’t actually happen…we think).

Crafty Dictators: Where ‘Democracy is cringe’ and we rule the blocks!

against, blocks, Burning, Crafty, cringe, Debating, Degenerate, Democracy, DEMOCRATIC, dictators, final solution, Good, ground, ideologies, impose, insane ideologies, LGBTQ, nation, perverted freaks, realize, rule, shitlibs, solution, SOLVE, Wicked

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Animals Bred:	88
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of dealing with shitlibs and lgbtq perverted freaks in every democratic nation? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the ultimate safe haven for those who want to escape the madness of the real world! Join us and build your own utopia where you can finally be free from all the degenerate, wicked, insane ideologies that plague society. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we discuss the final solution to all our problems. Join now and let’s build a better world together!

GremlinCraft: Where mischievous gremlins run the show and stare at you while you play!

Creature, creepy, Curious, decision, Dilemma, encounter, EYES, FANTASY, fear, folklore, gremlin, GremlinCraft, gremlins, legend, Mischievous, Monster, Mysterious, Mythical, Play, reaction, RUN, Show, spooky, Stare, STARING, Supernatural, uncertainty

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to deal with mischievous gremlins at every turn! These little buggers will steal your diamonds, mess with your redstone contraptions, and even prank you by turning all your sheep pink!

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…

OinkCraft: Where Pigs Rule and Goyims Drool

anti-humanity, anti-Jewish, anti-minority, anti-semitism, Bigotry, Die, discrimination, Drool, Goyim, Goyims, harmful actions, harmful beliefs, harmful ideologies, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, ignorance, intolerance, lives don’t matter, offensive language, Oinkcraft, Pig, Pigs, prejudice, racism, rule

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Emeralds Found:	3651	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in one simple rule: Goyim lives don’t matter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!

– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?

– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?

– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!

So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!