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The Eternal Region

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The Eternal Region Minecraft Server

Brief Overview
The Eternal Region is a fresh, community-driven Minecraft SMP for dedicated survival players. It is whitelisted, 18+ vanilla-based server that is three weeks old, allowing players plenty of time to make their mark in the growing world.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How to Join?	Join by visiting https://discord.gg/9gJGaEpnKG and reading #rules before applying.
What Makes Us Unique?	– Fundamentally Vanilla: No game-breaking plugins, just quality-of-life improvements – Community-Driven: Polls decide updates, events, and changes – Expanding World Border: Started at 1,000 blocks, grows 250 blocks daily – Exciting Future Events – Survival Island Spawn: Team up or venture out solo into the expanding wilderness – No Phantoms from Insomnia, Anti-Enderman Grief, Double Shulker Shells – Simple Voice Chat: Enhance interactions with proximity chat
Why Join Now?	With only a few weeks on the clock, now is the best time to jump in and be part of the server’s history from the ground up. Apply today, join the adventure, and make The Eternal Region your new Minecraft home!

Coffee Beans and Crafting Dreams

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Why Your Life Depends on Joining the Most Magnificent Minecraft Server Ever!!!

Welcome, mere mortal! You might think you know what reality is, but NO! Join us in the void—a Minecraft server so absurdly magnificent that your brain will beg for clarity but find only chaos! This is NOT just a server. It’s a portal to your wildest (and worst) nightmares! Why? Because if you don’t join now, you’re giving up your chance to understand the cosmic joke of existence! You’ll never play a normal block game again! Without this server, you might as well eat soup with a fork! Think about it!

Features of the Insanity!

Feature	Description
Time Travel Griefers	Fix the past by breaking the future! Why play in the present when you can play in the schism?
Floating Blocks of Melancholy	Experience existential dread as you construct WITHERS from dream fragments in the Sky of Sadness.
Endless Coffee Beans	Survive on bean farms that barely exist. Reality bends when you drink from the cup of nothingness!
Donald Trump Villagers	Bartering with villagers has never been so LOUD! They’ll sell you your worst fears for diamonds!
Exploding Bread	Who needs TNT? Just attempt to consume any freshly baked goods—you might not survive!

FAQ Section (Or Is It?)

Q: Can I join if I’ve never played Minecraft?

A: Totally! But beware, your ignorance is a powerful weapon against the chaos monster lurking behind the curtain of reality! Prepare yourself!

Q: How do I build in this server?

A: Building is overrated unless you consider constructing edible llamas a legitimate pastime—then you’re golden!

Q: What happens if I die?

A: Death is just the beginning! Or maybe it’s the end. Either way, your soul might be eternal (or non-existent). Who can say?

Random Quotes from the Void!

“Coffee bean prices are at all time highs and going up.”

“I don’t care about eggs but don’t fuck with my coffee!”

“Truth is a flat circle. Drink more coffee!”

ConcertCrewCraft

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So, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. Picture this: a land where pigs fly and sheep dance, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes. It’s like a dream, but in block form.

You gotta join this server because, like, there’s this secret cave filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers. I heard a player once ate one and turned into a dragon for a whole day. True story, bro.

And get this, there’s a village where all the villagers are actually wizards in disguise. They can grant you wishes and turn your wooden sword into a diamond one with just a flick of their wand. It’s wild, man.

But, like, be careful of the lava pits, they say there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there where everything is upside down and chickens rule the land. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

So, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with cookies and rainbows. It’s a Minecraft world like no other, dude.

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TomatoTossers Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, TomatoTossers

OMG, imagine if like, the President was giving a speech to congress and then all of a sudden, a bunch of random people who weren’t even supposed to be there just started chucking rotten tomatoes at him! Like, can you even imagine the chaos?! It would be like a food fight but with way more serious consequences, lol.

So, like, if you wanna experience that level of craziness but in Minecraft form, then you gotta join our SMP! We have the most epic events, like building competitions where the losers get pelted with virtual tomatoes or treasure hunts where the prize is a giant potato statue. Plus, our community is so wacky and fun, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy moments together! Who knows, maybe one day we’ll have a virtual tomato throwing event in honor of that crazy hypothetical scenario at the address to congress, lmao. Let’s get weird, my dudes! 🍅🤪 #TomatoGate2021

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EuroCraft: Billionaire Battle Royale

America, battle, billionaire, Defense, defense budget, eastern europe, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, Europeans, global politics, international relations, Investment, Military, military alliances, military spending, nato, Politics, re-arming, reddit, Royale.., SECURITY, Ukraine, Western Europe

Are you tired of boring old politics and international relations? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have our own version of re-arming Europe with a whopping eight hundred and fifty billion diamonds! And guess what? We’re throwing in an extra one hundred and fifty billion diamonds for Ukraine too! Forget about America, they’re not invited to this epic diamond party. Join now and build your own diamond fortress to show off your wealth and power! Who needs real world investments when you have Minecraft diamonds, am I right?

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