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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 3217 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8535 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to taste anything bad again! Our server is filled with magical food that will make your taste buds explode with joy. Rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples taste like a mix between cotton candy and unicorn tears. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident chef, who once cooked a steak so delicious that it made a creeper cry tears of joy.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky animal will cross your path next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your taste buds tantalized and your mind blown by the absurdity that awaits you. Who needs reality when you can have a taste of our insane world?
