YTP’S Minecraft Servers

YTP’S Minecraft Servers

  • CerealCraft: No Toast Needed!

    CerealCraft: No Toast Needed!
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 6900
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the cows wear sunglasses and the pigs can fly. why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. but beware, because the creepers there have a secret weapon – they shoot lasers out of their eyes! if you’re brave enough to face the laser-eyed creepers and claim the treasure for yourself, then this is the server for you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition

    SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 6169
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Alien Abductions: 2
    Dimension Hops: 5 Runes Activated: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL SAVE U FROM SLEEP PROBLEMS AND SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! WE GOT A SPECIAL POTION THAT MAKES U SLEEP LIKE A BABY AND FEELIN’ ALL HAPPY INSIDE! PLUS, IF U EVER FEELIN’ DOWN, JUST HOP ON AND BUILD A CASTLE OR SUMTHIN’!

    WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CLUB WHERE U CAN CHILL WITH OTHER PLAYERS AND TALK ABOUT UR FEELINGS! AND IF U EVER NEED A PICK-ME-UP, WE GOT A VIRTUAL BAR WITH ALL THE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINKS U CAN IMAGINE!

    SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA AND HANG OUT IN A VIRTUAL PARADISE, JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER NOW! TRUST ME, IT’S BETTER THAN THERAPY!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OneeCraft Minecraft Server

    OneeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 6280
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 458 Crops Grown: 1183
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with crazy plot twists and characters that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb drama is forbidden, but Ender Dragon drama is encouraged. Our community is full of players who have mastered the art of translating Japanese visual novels into English, so you’ll never have to worry about missing out on the plot.

    If you’re having trouble with your Minecraft experience, just follow these simple steps: 1. Change your locale to Japanese 2. Read the readme (because who actually does that?) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan-vn help 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

    Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of VNs that will satisfy all your cravings. And don’t worry about download links – we’ve got you covered.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Previous players have described their time here as “mind-bending” and “absolutely bonkers”, so what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP – Survival Minecraft Players – The Diamond Diggers

    SMP – Survival Minecraft Players – The Diamond Diggers
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 1448
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Animals Bred: 175
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 55
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla experience? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. Or how about trying to build a house and a herd of pigs come and start a flash mob? Anything can happen on our server!

    But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests scattered around the map filled with rare loot and enchanted items. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, expect the unexpected and always watch out for those dancing creepers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MoveCraft Minecraft Server

    MoveCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 555
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your annoying in-laws? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Join our server and escape the constant nagging of your MIL who always has a new project for you to help with. Instead of moving heavy boxes and tables, you’ll be building epic structures and battling fierce mobs in the virtual world.

    Forget about feeling guilty for wanting to relax with your newborn – on our server, you can be as selfish as you want and no one will judge you! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s way more fun than helping your in-laws move their art studio upstairs.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NinjaWidowCraft

    NinjaWidowCraft
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 3200
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 11
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other!

    Imagine a world where grief and guilt are replaced with endless possibilities and fun. Build your dream home, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends.

    On our server, you can leave all your worries behind and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise. Plus, we have the craziest stories to keep you entertained – like the time a group of players rode pigs into battle against a horde of zombies!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter and excitement begin! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyMemories

    BlockyMemories
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 7122
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Buildings Constructed: 35
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that time when the Creeper Apocalypse hit our server? It was like our own little 9/11, except instead of planes crashing into buildings, it was exploding green monsters crashing into our meticulously built homes. Everyone remembers where they were when they heard that first hissing sound followed by a massive BOOM. But fear not, for our server has rebuilt stronger than ever, with new protections in place to prevent another Creeper disaster. Join us and be a part of the epic tale of survival and triumph against the pixelated forces of destruction!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Redstone Rumble: Ukraine vs Russia

    Redstone Rumble: Ukraine vs Russia
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 3619
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, let me tell u some crazy reasons why u should join. first of all, we got so much chaos and fun that even russia losing troops in ukraine is like child’s play compared to the madness that goes down here.

    u wanna build a giant toilet made out of diamonds? we got u covered. wanna ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of killer bunnies? we got that too.

    our staff is like a bunch of russian generals trying to figure out how they lost so many troops in ukraine, except we actually know what we’re doing (kinda).

    join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs. and who knows, maybe u’ll end up becoming the ruler of our crazy minecraft world. just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyKyrgyzstan

    CraftyKyrgyzstan
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 3964
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 6344
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, have you ever heard of this place called Kyrgyzstan? me neither, but who cares about that when you can join our EPIC minecraft server! we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly, no joke! also, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine. plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will give you free enchanted gear if you tell him a funny joke. join now and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FakeMedsRUsCrafty

    FakeMedsRUsCrafty
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 2134
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 174 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Towns Built: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 66 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off fake medicines in Africa! That’s right, you heard me! We’ve got a whole new level where you have to battle against substandard drugs to save lives! And guess what? You could be contributing to saving up to 500,000 lives a year in sub-Saharan Africa!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we’ve got antibiotics and antimalarial products running around like wild animals, causing chaos everywhere! And don’t even get me started on the increase in antimicrobial resistance – it’s a real party up in here!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a hero in the fight against fake medicines! And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ultimate medicine warrior and save the day! Let’s do this, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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