Ytony Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBridesmaidDrama

Aesthetics, BlockyBridesmaidDrama, body dysmorphia, body image, body proportions, Bridesmaid, Bridgerton, broad shoulders, dress, empire waist, entitled, fat shaming, Insecurities, large chest, modifications, pride and prejudice, regency era, selfish, stand out, thin legs, Wedding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old dresses? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate regency era wedding extravaganza! We’re talking empire waist dresses, like something straight out of Bridgerton or Pride and Prejudice.

But beware, not everyone is on board with this fabulous fashion choice. One bridesmaid is causing a ruckus because she claims the dress makes her look like a potato with legs. She’s got broad shoulders, a big chest, and arms that could probably lift a cow. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “I do”. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft weddings to attend?

WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP

bad day, challenging day, day of dread, dreaded day, FRIDAY, hump day, least favorite day, least liked day, long week, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday blues, smp, THURSDAY, tough day, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekdays, WeekdayWoes, weekend anticipation, work week, worst day

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.

Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, bizarre happenings, bizarre occurrences, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, odd, odd coincidences, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, strange events, synchronicity, Uncanny, uncanny events, UNUSUAL, unusual circumstances, weird coincidences

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Farms Harvested:	218	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1462
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that it made you question reality? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

2022, Blame, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, explosion, human rights violation, internal UN report, international conflict, investigation, military aggression, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, russia, Server, survivors, Tragedy, Ukrainian POWs, violence, war crime

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6244	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8983

Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!

RuskiCraft: Attack & Scale Down!

Armed Forces, Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, peace negotiations, political tension, RuskiCraft, russia, scale, scaling down attacks, Ukraine, Ukrainian commander, War

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and ukraine! our battles are so intense, even the ukrainian commander is like “whoa, that’s too much!” but don’t worry, we promise to scale down the attacks in just a month and a half. so come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real world conflicts when you can have virtual ones in minecraft? let’s gooooooo!

AlzCraft: Forget Me Not

#Finns, Aging population, AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, cognitive decline, Doubled, early-onset dementia, EoD, follow-up period, forget, forms, Healthcare, incidence, long-term study, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, public health, research, risk factors, Stable, working-age

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

so, like, u know how u sometimes forget where u put ur pickaxe in minecraft? well, imagine if u forgot EVERYTHING. that’s what this server is all about! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even remember ur own name after playing here!

our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?

join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!

Throat

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Emeralds Found:	1576	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to Ezartla!

IP: play.ezartla.com Discord: https://discord.gg/heZmyPvbny

Dynmap: Explore our world in real-time. Discord: Stay connected with our community. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers. Ranks: Progress through our ranking system. Player Warps: Create and visit custom warp points. Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy. Chest Shops: Set up your own shops and trade. Challenges: Complete challenges for rewards. Custom Enchants: Enhance your gear with unique enchantments.

play.ezartla.com

OldSchool Factions Beta

Beta, classic, Community, competitive, EfficientPlugins, Factions, Factionsserver, Factionwars, Gaming, LaidBackExperience, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Oldschool, OnlineGaming, PvP, Recreation, Relaxed, Server, SimplePlugins, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	5553	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	112	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Alien Abductions:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Oldschool Faction’s aims to recreate factions servers before they went crazy, Simple yet efficient plugins to provide a laid back Faction server for people that want a more relaxed experience.

147.135.31.40:25666

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

10 months, addiction, Cannabis, coping mechanism, Daily use, dependency, drug use, Habit, health effects, long-term effects, long-term use, Marijuana, mental health, Minecraft, recreational drug, self-medication, Server, substance abuse, tolerance, VapeCraft, Vaping, Weed, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Void Gems Collected:	30	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Buildings Constructed:	36
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of players who vaped weed all day every day for like 10 months straight! Imagine the crazy builds and wacky adventures we’ve had while under the influence of some dank herb. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for some seriously out-of-this-world creations and a whole lot of laughs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s get lit…literally!

SwingShiftGamerMC SMP

evening shift, Graveyard Shift, job hours, job schedule, late shift, Night shift, rotating shift, second shift, shift work, smp, swing shift, SwingShiftGamerMC, third shift, unconventional work hours, work hours, work hours clarification, work routine, work schedule, work schedule confusion, work shift, work shift explanation, work time

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Runes Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5198

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hordes while riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds. Or how about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of obsidian just because you can?

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride into battle on llamas armed with flaming swords. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama spit fire at its enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).