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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 6521 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Farms Harvested: | 499 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 94 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Forget diamonds, on our server, it’s all about that sweet, brain-cell destroying gas. Watch as players inhale it and become progressively dumber with each hit. It’s like a real-life Idiocracy, but in Minecraft form.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the CIA themselves are funding this server, so you know it’s gotta be good. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where madness reigns supreme. Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a journey into the depths of absurdity. See you on the other side!