YnotYoloCraft5000

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Enchantments Applied:	161

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and the letter Y! Join us and get ready to stockpile 5000 yaks, yoyos, yellow submarines, and yodeling villagers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Yeti King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of yams! And rumor has it that deep in the mines, you can find a secret portal to the land of Yodas, where you can trade your excess yaks for lightsabers and Jedi training.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the letter Y in all its glory!

Minecraft Madness: ‘hey /b/’ – Join the Craziest Server Ever with Tons of Memes and Mayhem! #minecraft #onlinefun

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Farms Harvested:	983	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and lawless as the high seas? Well, look no further! Join our server and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and adventure.

Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft, where anything goes and pirates roam free. Need a break from building? Take a ride on a pirate ship and plunder some booty with your fellow blocky buccaneers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most outrageous and hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From crazy pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on down and join the fun – just watch out for those pesky creepers!

Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Bloober, comparison, controversy, critique, Destroys, Development, fan reactions, gameplay, Gaming, gaming industry, Horror, Konami, Minecraft, opinion, psychological horror, remake, SILENT, silent hill 2, Silent Hill franchise, smp, survival horror, TEAM, Team Silent, video game

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Items Found:	6537	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Silent Hill 2 – never good! But don’t worry, we’ve polished that sh*t into a real gem, just like Bloober did!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of running through haunted forests, dodging creepy monsters, and solving mind-bending puzzles. Who needs Silent Hill 2 when you can have our server instead?

But beware, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a jump scare or two. Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

XmasGiftDramaCraft

airfare costs, attendance standards, christmas gift, disney world, expensive trip, family conflict, family dynamics, family vacation, holiday stress, long road trip, MIL drama, Peacekeeping, public preschool, refusing gifts, rental car expenses, selfish grandmother, Spring Break, toddler travel, vacation planning, XmasGiftDramaCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family vacation to Disney World.

Imagine logging in and being greeted by a magical world where toddlers rule the land and grandparents are pulling all the strings. Will you brave the 18-hour drive with a toddler in tow, or will you take the plunge and splurge on outrageously priced airfare just to join in on the fun? The choice is yours!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through family drama, unexpected surprises, and maybe even a few meltdowns along the way. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer the chaos, or will you be left wondering why you ever logged on in the first place?

So come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the family dynamics at play. Who needs Disneyland when you have this level of excitement waiting for you?

CareerCraft SMP: Grind, Craft, Succeed!

Adaptability, career advancement, Career Advice, CareerCraft, communication skills, continuous learning, Craft, Decision making, emotional intelligence, goal-setting, grind, leadership skills, Mentorship, networking, perseverance, personal branding, Professional Growth, resilience, self improvement, skill development, smp, Succeed, teamwork, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the aspiring young men out there!

Join us for a chance to become the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur! Build your empire from the ground up, starting with a humble dirt hut and working your way up to a diamond palace. Need career-building advice? Look no further than our resident Minecraft guru, Steve, who went from mining coal to owning his own Ender Dragon farm in just one week!

But that’s not all – we also offer exclusive opportunities for young men to showcase their creativity and leadership skills. Want to become the mayor of a bustling village? Or maybe you’d prefer to lead a team of fearless adventurers on a quest to defeat the Wither? The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky SMP!

So why wait? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

BlockyTurnOffs

annoying habits, BlockyTurnOffs, DATING, deal breakers, massive turn off, Pet Peeves, red flags, relationships, turn off, turn offs in a coworker, turn offs in a crush, turn offs in a date, turn offs in a friend, turn offs in a girl, turn offs in a guy, turn offs in a partner, turn offs in a person, turn offs in a relationship, turn offs in a significant other, turn offs in men, turn-offs in women

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Emeralds Found:	4805
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie that tells dad jokes. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a hot dog costume? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

GrenadeCraft Minecraft Server

Arkhangelsk, Arkhangelsk school, arms production, controversy, education, Explosives, grenade components, GrenadeCraft, high school, international news, Manufacturing, Military, Minecraft, News, production, russia, russia news, Safety, school project, Server, Students, weapons

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mines Excavated:	3323
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, this high school in Russia is making grenade parts, bro! Like, imagine all the crazy explosions and chaos you can cause on this server! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft experience ever! Who needs diamonds when you can have grenades, amirite? Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together! Join now before the authorities shut us down, lol!

MineCraftCancerRiskLOL

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1542	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

join dis server if u wanna avoid cancer cuz apparently working too much gives u dat shiz. so come play minecraft all day instead and live forever. also, rumor has it dat dis server is run by a secret society of llamas who control the fate of the universe. join now to uncover da truth and maybe even become a llama yourself. just sayin’.

Join Server26 and avoid the square brackets for a fun Java adventure with mature players since 2015!

Adventure, AVOID, Brackets, Community, Currency, diamonds, Discord, Events, Farms, Fun, hermitcraft, Infrastructure, java, Join, LGBTQ, Mature, MEGABASES, Minecraft, ocean monument, Player Shops, Players, Railroads, Server26, Small, smp, Square, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Crops Grown:	7386	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Emeralds Found:	2589	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

Server Features

No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome
No (Mojang) chat reports
No McMMO or donation perks
World will never reset
Land claiming available
Player trading via signs
Community-built spawn area
No adminshops
Public farms available

Community

Laid back rules, a close-knit community, occasional events, and helpful staff and players make for a welcoming atmosphere on the server.

Gameplay

Vanilla server experience with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and player-driven economy using diamonds as currency.

Specs & Plugins

Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD, running on Paper with various plugins for land claiming, chest shops, night skipping, and quality of life tweaks.

FAQ

Q: Can I join if I’m under 18?

A: No, the server is strictly 18+. Please be 18 or older to join.

Q: Are there any donation perks or pay-to-win features?

A: No, there are no donation perks or pay-to-win features on the server.

Q: Can I use warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands?

A: No, those commands are disabled on the server to maintain a vanilla experience.

Q: Will the world ever reset?

A: No, the world will never reset, allowing for long-term projects and megabases.

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can use GriefPrevention plugin to protect areas with a golden shovel and manage permissions for other players.

Q: What currency is used on the server?

A: Diamonds are the default currency used by players on the server.

Q: Are there public farms available for use?

A: Yes, there are lots of public farms available for players to use on the server.

Q: How can I get more claimblocks for land claiming?

A: You will earn more claimblocks as you play on the server.

BootyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive party where all the animals on the server wore pants on their butts! LMAO, animal butts in pants are just too funny to handle!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get me started on the llamas who think they’re the next big rap stars – their rhymes are so bad, they’re good!

Join us for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?

addiction, cancer risk, cardiovascular diseases, cigarettes, Good, harmful chemicals, harmful effects, health risks, long-term effects, lung cancer, Minecraft, nicotine, public health, quitting smoking, respiratory diseases, secondhand smoke, smoking, smoking cessation, smoking-related illnesses, smp, tobacco, tobacco industry, tobacco use

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to smoke cigarettes while playing? Look no further! Our server is filled with smokers who believe that cigarettes actually improve your gaming skills.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, like trying to build a giant cigarette tower or creating a cigarette farm to keep our supply fully stocked. Don’t worry, we have virtual doctors on standby to make sure your virtual lungs are in tip-top shape.

So if you’re ready to light up and laugh your way through Minecraft, join us on our server where cigarettes are the key to success!

SibSquad Minecraft Server

adoption, car accident, children, custody, disagreement, Duty, family, financial support, foster care, Home ownership, insurance, Minecraft, parenting, perspective, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, SETTLEMENT, Siblings, SibSquad, Support, Tragedy, trust fund

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Votes:	2641	Animals Bred:	143
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and intense relationship drama that will make your head spin!

Witness the epic saga of a player who inherited a fortune, took in their younger brother, and had twin boys with a casual hookup who now wants to adopt her siblings from foster care. Will they get married? Will they live happily ever after? Find out on our server!

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

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