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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting your virtual block booty handed to you by a group of ruthless skeletons.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General

Djeeta art, dlc, DP frame data debate, EU tournament, F2P rotation, FANTASY, gbvsg, general, granblue, granblue fantasy versus, Match Replays., Minecraft, NA tournament, patch notes, PC lobby, Playstation players, Resources, rooms, Sandalphon, smp, Steam page, Twitter hashtags, Upcoming DLC, Vikala, Website

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us before 50% of the Granblue population in Europe mysteriously disappears – coincidence? We think not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.

Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.

Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server

3 a.m., action, Anime, awkward situation, comedy, Decision making, FANTASY, fate, Fate/stay night: Heaven’s Feel, feel, funny, Gaming, heaven’s, humor, japanese, late night, meme, Minecraft, night, Otaku, role playing, romance, senpai, Server, stay, Supernatural, visual novel, Your balls on my hand

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ores Mined:	5957

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure on our server? Picture this: it’s 3 a.m., and you find yourself in a bizarre scenario where your balls are mysteriously in someone else’s hand. But fear not, because on our server, anything can happen! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a ball-handling predicament like never before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

alpha calculator, benchmarks, bitnet, Censorship, chatbot arena, deepseek, general, inference engines, japanese, language models, LMG, local ], local models, machine learning, meta fair, Minecraft, ministral, models, plamo, programming, sampler visualizer, smp, text generation, VRAM calculator

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	136	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Void Gems Collected:	31
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

animal, animalistic behavior, Crafty, critter, dark secrets, enigmatic past, forbidden desires, haunting memories, Hidden Powers, Human nature, identity crisis, inner beast, Minecraft, mysterious past, primal instincts, psychological thriller, Self Discovery, Server, shape shifter, Supernatural powers, surreal experience, transformation, untamed spirit, wild side

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1730
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5211
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are in charge and they’ve made me an animal! That’s right, I used to be a regular player like you, but now I’m a cow wandering around the spawn area, mooing my heart out.

But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.

Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!

Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

abstract algebra, algebraic functions, algebraic topology, beautiful abstract mathematical subjects, brain damage, BROKE, Calculus, category, category theory, computer science, formal training, high school teacher, intellectual grasp, low iq, math classes, Minecraft, morphisms, PhD, smp, theorists, top tier mathematicians, topos theory, university classes, WOMAN

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Players Killed by Monsters:	7914	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

Academia, academic credentials, academic research, ancient civilizations, Ancient religion, credibility, Dr Justin Sledge, Expert, Historian, Minecraft, religious academia, religious authority, religious beliefs, religious history, religious practices, religious scholar, religious scholarship, Religious Studies, reputable authority, Sacred, scholarly, Server, Sledges, theology

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!

/Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP

anthropomorphic animals, Archive, artists, Beginners, booru, bump limit, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, Expansion, fat, female, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, phat flan, progress thread, Requests, Resources, shota, smp, Spam, spooky, weight gain

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	157
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Towns Built:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

Pixel Pals – Minecraft server

Amaya Whisper, AmayaWhisperCH, archives, Arial Yuriko, ArialYuriko, Bri At Cookiebox, briatcookiebox, Estella Starfall, EstellaStarfall, Furi Ferntail, FuriFerntail, Kamiko Rinona, KamikoRinona, Kanna Yanagi, KannaYanagi, Lida Oriana, LidaOriana, Minecraft, Mom At Cookiebox, MomAtCookieBox, Nova Aokami, NovaAokami, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, nyanheras, PALS, pastebin, PIXEL, PixelLink, Previous thread, Relia Lace, ReliaLace, Ruru karaoke, Scarlett Flameheart, ScarlettFlameheart, Server, Song playlist, Umi Kyoku, UmiKyoku, valentine, ValentineVT, VReverie Extended, VReX

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join the epic adventures of Nova Aokami, Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower biome. With karaoke nights, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join now before the Ender Dragon starts a revolution and takes over the server! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this craziness.

Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Buildings Constructed:	38
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant potato. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.

Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!