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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 3130 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only adorable but also savage AF. Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, chopping down some trees, when suddenly a cow rolls up and starts roasting you for your terrible building skills. Or maybe a sheep starts throwing shade at your fashion choices.
But fear not, because this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the insanity that goes down on our server. We’ve got llamas that spit fireballs, chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, and pigs that can breakdance better than any player.
So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a sassy pig who will teach you the art of the dab.
