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TestMC is a Vanilla SMP Server hosted on a personal dedicated server. The server is currently running on paper and mod plugins but is open to adding quality of life changes upon request. It is streamer/youtuber friendly.
This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a YouTuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.
Vanilla
While the server does have claims, homes, graves, and a player economy, It is still considered almost entirely vanilla.
Market
The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.
– Prison gamemode with custom features like enchantments and pets
– Well-established and reliable server
– Free bundle available on the server store
Cons
Cons
– Can be laggy due to high player count
– Limited to specific gamemodes
– Some features behind paywalls
– Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Frequently Asked Questions
What makes Hypixel stand out from EYServer?
Hypixel is known for its variety of minigames and gamemodes, constant updates, and large player base. EYServer, on the other hand, offers a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a unique Prison gamemode.
Which server has a larger player base?
Hypixel is known for its large player base, while EYServer has a smaller but dedicated community of players who enjoy the content tailored to fans of the YouTuber Eystreem.
Are there any pay-to-win features on either server?
Both servers have optional purchases available on their stores, but Hypixel has been criticized for some features being behind paywalls. EYServer offers a free bundle on their store and strives to create a fair gameplay experience for all players.
Can I play on EYServer if I prefer Bedrock Edition?
Yes, EYServer supports both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition, so players on any platform can join the server at mcs.eyserver.com.
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A simple server that just started, with the goal of restoring the mystery and curiosities of old-school Minecraft. We have updated all 3 dimensions with “vanilla-ish” mods, and we want to encourage a community of builders and explorers instead of speedrunning to the dragon fight and never playing again.
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