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VisaCraft: Hungary’s Russian Roulette

bilateral relations, Brussels, cross border travel, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, eastern europe, European affairs, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, Hungarys, immigration, international relations, political tensions, roulette, Russian, russians, Schengen Area, travel restrictions, visa regulations, visa rules, VisaCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ores Mined:	4542	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

so like, u know how brussels is all like “hey hungary, wtf dude why u makin it easier for russians to get visas?” and hungary is all like “bro, chill, we just tryna be friendly and stuff.” but brussels is not havin it, they want answers yo.

but like, forget all that drama cuz u should totally join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.

so come join us and let’s build the craziest, most epic world together. and who knows, maybe we’ll even find the ender dragon and ride it into battle against the evil villagers. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

PunchCraft: Where Violence Solves Everything

Adrenaline Rush, aggression, athleticism, Catharsis, cause, Competition, Conflict, Drama, Entertainment, Intensity, Performance, physicality, Problems, Processional Wrestling, PunchCraft, resolution, showmanship, solution, Solves, spectacle, sports, violence

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ores Mined:	7653	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	718241	Living Statues Befriended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle all our problems with a good old fashioned wrestle! punch, kick, and slam your way to victory as you battle it out with other players in the ring.

we have crazy matches like lava pit deathmatch, diamond sword showdown, and creeper cage match.

but wait, there’s more! we also have special events like the annual ender dragon rumble, where players team up to take down the mighty beast and claim the title of champion.

so if you’re looking for a server where violence is not only accepted, but encouraged, then Processional Wrestling is the place for you. join now and let the battle begin!

TropiGlacierCraft

carbon emissions, climate change, climate science, environmental conservation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, geological record, glacial retreat, global warming, greenhouse gases, historical data, ice core samples, ice melt, long term trends, melting ice caps, natural variability, scientific research, Sea Level Rise, temperature rise, tropical glaciers, TropiGlacierCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2034
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Alien Abductions:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Buildings Constructed:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

haha, u know what else is at a low point? ur boring minecraft server! come join ours for a wild ride of craziness and chaos! we got polar bears riding dolphins, creepers doing the macarena, and chickens that can fly!

our server is so lit, even the tropical glaciers are like “wow, this place is cooler than us!” we have treasure hunts where u can find diamond blocks, secret caves filled with rare loot, and a giant lava pit for all your parkour needs.

plus, our community is the best around. we have players from all over the world, from penguins in antarctica to aliens on mars. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see why our server is the talk of the town!

Vanilla SMP – Where Ordinary Players Become Extraordinary!

building, Community, Creative, Discord, eXtraordinary, Feedback, Fun, Gaming, hermitcraft, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, ordinary, Players, Server, smp, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Overview

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Features	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP, Simple Voicechat, Active community
Player Base	Diverse player base from all around the world
Joining	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, it is a Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheating or mods.
How can I join the server?	You can join us by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided.
Is there a voicechat feature?	Yes, we have Simple Voicechat for players to communicate in the SMP.
How old is the server?	The SMP is 1 month old and still active with more than 200 members on our Discord server.

GirlfriendCraft Minecraft Server

GirlfriendCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	266774	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Towns Built:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft all alone, with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! We have a special matchmaking system that pairs you up with the perfect pixelated partner. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to dodge together?

Join our server and embark on epic quests with your new virtual boo. Build a castle together, go on romantic mining dates, and even have virtual Minecraft weddings! Plus, rumor has it that if you find your in-game girlfriend, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your blocky bae today! Who knew that love could be just a /tp away?

FinalFarewell Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Apocalypse, armageddon, catastrophic events, coming to terms, Despair, devastation, Doomsday, End of the World, existential crisis, facing reality, feeling hopeless, feeling lost, FinalFarewell, impending doom., it’s over, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, smp, the end, the final countdown, world as we know it

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the world is ending and chaos reigns supreme! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of reasons why you should join us in this post-apocalyptic adventure.

Reason #1: The zombies are actually pretty chill. They’ve formed their own little society and are always down for a game of Minecraft tag. Plus, they make great neighbors (as long as you don’t mind the occasional brain-eating).

Reason #2: The creepers have started a dance troupe. That’s right, these explosive little guys have traded in their destructive tendencies for some sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down to some dubstep.

Reason #3: The Ender Dragon is now the world’s greatest DJ. Forget about fighting this formidable foe, now you can catch them spinning sick beats at the Enderman rave every Saturday night. Just make sure to bring your own ender pearls for the VIP section.

So come join us in our post-apocalyptic Minecraft SMP, where the end of the world is just the beginning of the fun!

HairCraftySisDiss

affordability, canceling plans, car situation, driving duties, family dynamics, Financial implications, hair braiding, hair styling, HairCraftySisDiss, household contributions, knotless braids, lack of appreciation, last minute changes, long hours, overreacting, professional braiding, Resentment, REWARD, sibling relationships, sister issues

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a family feud over braiding hair! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling rivalry, car sharing chaos, and household contribution drama.

Need a break from your own family drama? Come hang out with us and build your dream world where you never have to argue about who’s cleaning the bathroom or who’s taking mom to work.

And hey, if you need a break from all the chaos, you can always take a break to braid some virtual hair in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some virtual money for your braiding skills!

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama at the door. We promise it’ll be a braid-tastic time!

MuteCraft: No More Hated Subs

ANNOYING, AVOID, BLOCK, community guidelines, controversial topics, cyberbullying, frustrating, HATED, Hide, most hated subs, mute, MuteCraft, negative content, online discussions., online forums, online harassment, online trolls, reddit, social media, subreddits, SUBS, toxic communities, unsubscribe

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with annoying Reddit subs that make you want to mute your entire feed? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky subreddits once and for all. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the craziness happening here. So come on, join us and leave those annoying subs in the dust. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

OlympicCeremonyMCServer

ceremony director, ceremony director threats, ceremony threats, death threats, death threats investigation, Director, director investigation, France, France investigation, France Olympics, France security, Investigates, investigation, OlympicCeremonyMCServer, olympics, Olympics ceremony, Olympics director, Olympics security, Olympics threats, SECURITY, Threats

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mines Excavated:	3267
Void Armor Forged:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

so, like, u know how france is all fancy and stuff with their eiffel tower and baguettes? well, turns out they got some drama goin on with death threats against the dude in charge of the olympics ceremony. like, imagine tryna plan a big event and u got people threatening to take u out. that’s some serious stress, man. but hey, if u wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we got pixelated baguettes and virtual eiffel towers for days. plus, no death threats here, just good vibes and blocky adventures. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh la la!

TishaBavAttackCraft

Attack, Conflict, Defense, Disasters, Geopolitical, intelligence agencies, international relations, iran, Israel, Jewish, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Military, Nuclear, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, Tisha B’Av, TishaBavAttackCraft, War, Western intelligence

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Zombie Dances:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Votes:	5833	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Divine Spears Created:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got a secret bunker where u can hide from Iran’s attack on Israel on Tisha B’Av! build ur own bomb shelter and stock up on supplies while crafting ur way to safety. who needs real life when u can escape to our virtual world and survive the apocalypse with ur blocky friends? plus, rumor has it that the creepers are actually secret agents spying on u for the government. come join the chaos and see if u can outsmart them all!