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CraftyExile Minecraft Server

Bait Builds, Beta Registration, Closed Beta, Compiled Links, CraftyExile, Links, Minecraft, patch notes, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, path of exile builds, Path of Exile Community, Path of Exile Discussion, Path of Exile Forums, Path of Exile general, Path of Exile News, Path of Exile Patch Notes, Path of Exile Updates, POE 2, Server, Settlers of Kalguur, Tools, Utilities

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Void Armor Forged:	27
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds? Well, look no further than our server, where we specialize in Bait Builds Edition! That’s right, we’ll trick you into thinking you’re building something amazing, only to reveal a hilarious twist at the end.

Join us on Settlers of Kalguur, where the land is filled with wacky creatures and unexpected challenges. Our Patch Notes are so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next. And don’t even get us started on PoE 2 – our closed beta is coming soon, and it’s going to blow your mind!

We’ve compiled all the links, tools, and utilities you’ll need to navigate our crazy server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

MacroPadMania Minecraft SMP

coding, compact, convenience, Customization, design, efficient, framework, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, Keybindings, Laptops, Macropad, MacroPadMania, Minecraft, numpad, peripherals, portable, productivity, programming, Shortkeys Lite, smp, std, Technology

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard about this epic new SMP server where you can build your own macropad in-game? That’s right, forget about boring old numpads, now you can customize your own keyboard shortcuts while mining and crafting!

Join our server and show off your coding skills by binding all your favorite commands to your macropad. Want to summon a herd of creepers with just one click? No problem! Need to teleport to your secret base in a flash? Easy peasy!

Don’t be stuck with a boring old laptop, join our SMP and experience the ultimate customization with your very own macropad. Who needs Shortkeys Lite when you can have the real deal in Minecraft? Get ready for some insane shortcuts and crazy coding adventures!

CousinCopsMinecraftServer

alcohol consumption, calling the cops, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinCopsMinecraftServer, Decision making, Drinking, driving under the influence, DUI, family dynamics, family parties, intervention, Jail time, landscaping business, legal limit, RESPONSIBILITY, summer parties, waterfront cottage, weekend gatherings

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a weekend party at a waterfront cottage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server is so lit, even your cousin who only drinks 2 beers in 6-8 hours will be acting more erratic than a creeper on a sugar rush! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he doesn’t drive off in his virtual truck and get pulled over by the Minecraft cops.

With our insane stories and wild gameplay, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about your family drama. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything can happen – just make sure to watch out for those virtual DUIs!

BlockyBridesmaidDrama

Aesthetics, BlockyBridesmaidDrama, body dysmorphia, body image, body proportions, Bridesmaid, Bridgerton, broad shoulders, dress, empire waist, entitled, fat shaming, Insecurities, large chest, modifications, pride and prejudice, regency era, selfish, stand out, thin legs, Wedding

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Void Armor Forged:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old dresses? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate regency era wedding extravaganza! We’re talking empire waist dresses, like something straight out of Bridgerton or Pride and Prejudice.

But beware, not everyone is on board with this fabulous fashion choice. One bridesmaid is causing a ruckus because she claims the dress makes her look like a potato with legs. She’s got broad shoulders, a big chest, and arms that could probably lift a cow. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “I do”. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft weddings to attend?

WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP

bad day, challenging day, day of dread, dreaded day, FRIDAY, hump day, least favorite day, least liked day, long week, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday blues, smp, THURSDAY, tough day, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekdays, WeekdayWoes, weekend anticipation, work week, worst day

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.

Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, bizarre happenings, bizarre occurrences, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, odd, odd coincidences, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, strange events, synchronicity, Uncanny, uncanny events, UNUSUAL, unusual circumstances, weird coincidences

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Players Killed by Monsters:	3252
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Potions Brewed:	157
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that it made you question reality? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

2022, Blame, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, explosion, human rights violation, internal UN report, international conflict, investigation, military aggression, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, russia, Server, survivors, Tragedy, Ukrainian POWs, violence, war crime

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!

RuskiCraft: Attack & Scale Down!

Armed Forces, Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, peace negotiations, political tension, RuskiCraft, russia, scale, scaling down attacks, Ukraine, Ukrainian commander, War

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and ukraine! our battles are so intense, even the ukrainian commander is like “whoa, that’s too much!” but don’t worry, we promise to scale down the attacks in just a month and a half. so come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real world conflicts when you can have virtual ones in minecraft? let’s gooooooo!

AlzCraft: Forget Me Not

#Finns, Aging population, AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, cognitive decline, Doubled, early-onset dementia, EoD, follow-up period, forget, forms, Healthcare, incidence, long-term study, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, public health, research, risk factors, Stable, working-age

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

so, like, u know how u sometimes forget where u put ur pickaxe in minecraft? well, imagine if u forgot EVERYTHING. that’s what this server is all about! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even remember ur own name after playing here!

our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?

join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!

Throat

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Welcome to Ezartla!

IP: play.ezartla.com Discord: https://discord.gg/heZmyPvbny

Dynmap: Explore our world in real-time. Discord: Stay connected with our community. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers. Ranks: Progress through our ranking system. Player Warps: Create and visit custom warp points. Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy. Chest Shops: Set up your own shops and trade. Challenges: Complete challenges for rewards. Custom Enchants: Enhance your gear with unique enchantments.

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