Neuro Overlords Realm Online

youtube vods, Neuro VODs, neuro-sama, Realm, evil neuro

Join Our Server: Where Reality Is a Flat Cube!

Step right up, brave adventurer! Join the server that will turn your brain inside out and make you question the very fabric of existence! If you’re not here to lose your mind, are you even alive? This is not just any server; it’s the wormhole to your sanity! Or is it a black hole of despair? Who can say?!

Features That Will Melt Your Brain!

Feature	Description
Endless Mob Revolt	Every creeper is alive and has motives! They discuss politics at midnight. Are they plotting against you? Beware!
Infinite Dimensions	Travel to realms where gravity doesn’t exist, but it also does. The ground may be a slippery wet sponge. Or is that just the sky?
AI Overlords	Our AI-controlled pigs will lead you to your doom or your snacks. Who is in charge here? Pigs don’t need power!
SecretSandwiches	Every sandwich you craft has a 50% chance to either heal or summon existential dread. Bon appétit or goodbye!
Shifting Spawn Points	Spawn in a different dimension every time you die. Maybe you’ll find your lost sense of purpose… or a ghastly void!

Frequently Asked Questions That Will Leave You Speechless

Q: How do I join your Minecraft server? A: Just scream into the nearest mirror while holding a block of cheese. The server will hear your cries!

Q: What are the server rules? A: There are no rules except for the ones you make up and forget! Just remember, forgetting is the key to survival. Or is it?

Q: Is this server safe for children? A: Children? Are they even real? What if they are just figments of your imagination? Dive deep, the truth awaits!

Random Reviews from the Abyss

“A thread dedicated to our AI vtubers…!”

“Neuro-sama and Evil Neuro will govern us!”

“I don’t know why I can’t stop whispering in my sleep…”

“The schedule makes me question time itself.”

BlockyBanter

Boyfriend, Matthew Walker, Sleep, Ego, age

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they know everything? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of challenging the self-proclaimed experts like never before!

Just like the guy at the party who made up facts left and right, our server is full of players who love to spout nonsense and act like they know it all. But here’s the twist – you can call them out on their BS and watch them squirm! From debates about the best way to mine diamonds to arguments over the most efficient mob grinder design, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge our resident “waffler” to a duel of knowledge. Show off your expertise in Minecraft trivia and watch as they struggle to come up with a response that actually makes sense. Who knew that arguing about sleep cycles could be so entertaining?

So come join us on our server and prove that you’re not afraid to stand up to the know-it-alls of the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two along the way (but probably not). Let the waffling begin!

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SaucyCraft Minecraft SMP

spices, Cooking, flavor combinations, flavor profile, cooking essentials

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP. Like, seriously, it’s like a party in your computer and everyone’s invited. We got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the cha-cha slide, and creepers trying to join in on the fun (but we don’t let them, they always blow up the dance floor).

But the real reason you gotta join is because we have the most epic food fights ever. Like, we’re talking about throwing whole cakes at each other, using watermelon slices as frisbees, and launching potatoes out of cannons. It’s like a food war zone, but in a deliciously hilarious way.

And don’t even get me started on our secret sauce that we put on everything. It’s like a magical potion that makes your food taste like rainbows and unicorn farts. You haven’t lived until you’ve tried our enchanted ketchup that makes your fries dance the Macarena.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the food is always flying and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your appetite and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wacky around here.

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CurseCraft: Eternal Annoyances

Affliction, Vengeance, forever.., aggravation, Torment

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in handing out the most ridiculous and hilarious curses to our players!

Join us if you want to experience the joy of being cursed with things like forever having a sneeze stuck in your nose, or constantly feeling like you have a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth.

Our players love the challenge of navigating the game while dealing with curses like always having one sock slightly damp, or hearing the faint sound of a mosquito buzzing in their ear at all times.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, come join us and see what crazy curses await you!

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Sunburn RNA Madness

Dna, UV radiation, madness, textbooks, scientific discovery

hey u, yeah u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this server right now.

first of all, did u know that on this server, u can ride a pig while shooting fireballs out of ur hands? yep, u heard me right. it’s like being a wizard riding a magical pig into battle.

also, on this server, u can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. imagine how shiny and bling bling that would be. all the other players will be so jealous of ur diamond palace.

oh, and did i mention that on this server, u can tame a dragon and fly around the map wreaking havoc on all the other players? it’s like being a boss level final boss.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane and epic minecraft adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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spawntrapped

Vanilla, Meaningful, chat reports, world, free speech

Minecraft Server Overview

This is a survival minecraft server, and griefing is not allowed. Our goal is to stay as close to the vanilla game as possible. There are no resets and there are no commands like tpa or sethome. Cheats are not allowed.

Server trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2a7NUvmo9g&t=1s

Server IP address: mc.spawntrapped.org

Server website: spawntrapped.com

Server Features

Free speech, nothing you say will get you banned (unless you are posting illegal content)
On version 1.21.4
Redstone works as intended
2014 world, no resets ever
No chat reports
PvP is allowed
No clingy staff that follow you around everywhere
No teleport commands, actually traveling is now meaningful

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on this server.
Are cheats allowed?	No, cheats are not allowed on this server.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP is allowed on this server.
Are there any resets on the server?	No, there are no resets on this server.
Can I use teleport commands like tpa or sethome?	No, there are no teleport commands on this server.

Lost Manga Creator 1.20.3

Usogui, Disturbing, Twisted, Lost, mind games

OMG, you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build the most epic castles and battle dragons with your friends!

Like, seriously, I saw a player ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shot out fireworks! It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it!

And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long! It’s like a rave in the Nether, but way cooler!

Plus, the admins are like super friendly and will give you free diamonds just for saying “potato” in chat! It’s like they speak the language of potatoes or something, I don’t even know, but it’s amazing!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let’s build a world of pure insanity together! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun, in which case, why are you even here?

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Mortgage Mayhem Minecraft Server

Server, top universities, family, successful jobs, guarantee

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family drama and financial chaos! 🏠💸

Are you tired of boring old servers where everything is peaceful and everyone gets along? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience more twists and turns than a soap opera!

Join us and experience the thrill of paying your parents’ property taxes and mortgage, only to have your sneaky sister swoop in and try to take over the house! Will you stand your ground and refuse to be taken advantage of, or will you give in to the pressure and continue to support your ungrateful family members?

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic arguments, betrayal, and shady financial agreements that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Will you come out on top and secure your rightful share of the house, or will you be left high and dry by those closest to you?

So why wait? Join our server now and dive headfirst into the chaos of family dynamics and financial turmoil! Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back…especially when it comes to sharing property with your loved ones! 😂🏡💰

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WeddingCraft: SIL Booted!

family dynamics, Planning, Booted, WIBTA, SIL

Are you tired of boring weddings where the bridesmaid drama is just too real? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and experience a world where your future sister-in-law can’t ruin your wedding plans because she doesn’t even exist! No more dealing with uninterested bridesmaids or uncommunicative family members – on our server, you’re the queen bee and everyone else is just there to serve you.

And forget about slapping in the face – on our server, you can slap anyone you want (virtually, of course) without any consequences! Plus, our flower girls are actually creeper mobs in disguise, so you never have to worry about them throwing a tantrum during the ceremony.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Trust us, it’s a wedding experience you’ll never forget!

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DietCraft SMP

smp, clean eating, DietCraft, nutrition, Paleo

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. The admins are like, total legends and they give out diamonds like it’s candy on Halloween. And the mobs? Oh man, don’t even get me started on the mobs. They wear top hats and monocles and they drop enchanted golden apples like it’s their job.

But wait, there’s more. The spawn area is like a giant disco party, with villagers breakdancing and chickens doing the macarena. And the best part? The food in this server is next level. Like, you can eat cake for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and never gain a single pound. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and live your best blocky life, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

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