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  • Amputee Adventures Crafting Cane

    Amputee Adventures Crafting Cane

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Now: The Server That Defies Existence! Or Is It?

    Welcome, brave souls! Why waste your life on normality when you can dive into the spiral of insanity we call our Minecraft server? It’s proven! People have said joining could be the best or the worst decision of your life – but who even measures decisions when reality itself is an illusion?! Come witness the entropy unfold as you build a mansion from the ashes of your own sanity! Trust me, it’s real (or is it?).

    Gameplay Feature Explanation (or Lack Thereof)
    Infinite Mob Spawning Like an infinite loop of existential dread, mobs spawn with your fears. Watch out for the chicken-monster hybrid who steals your dreams!
    Gravity-Defying Blocks Blocks that float upside down, defying all known laws of physics. Build your perfect house on a ceiling—just don’t look down!
    Time-Traveling Villagers Villagers will trade you items from the past, future, and alternate universes. But beware, they also carry the weight of time.
    Skyfall Events Every hour, the sky rains diamonds, broccoli, and regret! Be prepared to collect your rewards…or lose parts of your soul!
    Corrupted Enderman Vision If you make eye contact, they’ll reveal the secrets of the universe or just stare at you until you scream. Your choice!

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join? A: By the time you think about it, it’s too late. Did you eat your dreams for breakfast?

    Q: Are there rules? A: Rules are but a social construct! Just remember – never build a portal to your own mind. That’s how they get you!

    Q: What are the server’s hours? A: Who knows? Time isn’t a straight line here; it twists and folds like a pretzel in a cosmic bake-off.

    Random Quotes from Fellow Psychonauts

      • >Be me>get foot amputated>turn it into a walking cane
      • >Did anyone else see this shit before it got taken down?
      • >Talking about how I plan to turn it into a walking cane!

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  • Weird Streamers ASMR Realm

    Weird Streamers ASMR Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Madness: Join the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are your senses deceiving you? This is not just any Minecraft server, but the ultimate paradox where reality unravels like a ball of yarn tossed into a black hole. You thought you had seen it all in Minecraft? Think again! Join us and revel in a world where blocks breathe, and the Creepers whisper your deepest secrets. Can you handle the chaos? No? Too bad!

    Feature Description
    Endless Abyss Every time you mine, you dig deeper into nothingness; make sure to bring a philosophy book!
    Ban Hammer Roulette Flip a coin! One wrong chat message and it’s a 50/50 chance of being banned or recruited to the Ban Hammer Division!
    Inverted Gravity Worlds Why walk on the ground when you can build below it? Upside-down trees are a real hazard here!
    Unstable Redstone Everything is a click away from exploding! Forget logic; embrace chaos!
    Talking Animals All mobs are sentient. Do they want to help you? Or eat your soul? There’s no way to know!

    FAQ: Questions You Shouldn’t Ask

    Q: How do I join this server?

    A: Joining requires sacrifice. Only your sanity can open the gate. If you don’t have that, try yelling “BLOCKS!” in all caps—it might work if the air listens.

    Q: What version of Minecraft are you running?

    A: Version 42.8.2024, obviously. Wait, was that yesterday or last Tuesday? Isn’t time just an illusion? Don’t think too hard!

    Q: Are there rules?

    A: Rules? What rules? If you’re not breaking the laws of physics, are you even playing? Expecting logic here is like expecting water in the desert.

    Random Reviews From Reality-Distorted Users

    “you guys are being kind of weird today come on”

    “i’m not your mom i’m not your waifu i’m just a streamer”

    “we’re just doing asmr together”

    “we’re gonna start breaking out the ban hammers if you don’t stop settle downWDSMBT?”

    Join us now! Or don’t. The choice is as meaningless as the void! Your reality might thank you for the insanity.

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  • HumbleCraft

    HumbleCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name HumbleCraft
    Server Version 1.21.4
    Server Type Minecraft SMP
    Player Age Requirement 18+

    Overview:

    HumbleCraft is an 18+ Minecraft SMP server with a small but active community from around the world. The server is vanilla with selected data packs and mods for an enhanced gameplay experience.

    What to Expect:

      • Welcoming community
      • Thriving shopping district
      • Exciting gaming district
      • Player-driven lore and events

    Join Requirements:

    Must be over 18 years old and a decent person. Discord is required for server communication and voice chat is a bonus. Full rules available on Discord server.

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I join if I’m under 18 years old?

    A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 18 years old and above.

    Q: What mods and data packs are used on the server?

    A: The server uses mods like single player sleep, more mob heads, armour statues, custom item models, etc.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join by following the invitation link on the Discord server and meeting the age requirements.

    Q: Are there any specific server rules I should be aware of?

    A: Yes, please refer to the Discord server for a full list of rules and guidelines for the server.

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  • Mystic Quest Land 1.20.3

    Mystic Quest Land 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

    You can build your own crazy creations and show them off to all the other players, who are all super cool and totally not secretly Endermen in disguise.

    Plus, there’s treasure hunts and epic battles and secret underground lairs filled with diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a virtual Willy Wonka factory, but instead of candy, it’s blocks and mobs and pure chaos.

    So come on, don’t be a noob, join the madness and let your inner Steve shine! Just watch out for those sneaky pigs, they’re always up to something…

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  • Kronii Fauna Quest 1.21

    Kronii Fauna Quest 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Like, imagine if Selen and Enna were Minecraft buddies, that’s the vibe we got going on here! Legal documents mentioning Enna by name? Bruh, that’s some next level drama, you gotta be a part of this madness! Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft friendships and drama unfold before your very eyes! Don’t miss out, join now and be a part of the chaos!

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  • Eternal Realm Craft 1.21

    Eternal Realm Craft 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! I mean, have you seen the crazy shit going down in there? It’s like a virtual acid trip, but with blocks and zombies and shit.

    I heard they have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow unicorns that fart glitter. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    And get this, they have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers are breakdancing to dubstep music. It’s lit AF, fam.

    Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden carrot, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. I’m not even kidding, bro.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pixelated pieces. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

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  • Frosty Quests 1.20.1

    Frosty Quests 1.20.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about Christmas, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Picture this: a land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Join this server if you wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. Trust me, it’s lit AF.

    We’ve got diamond armor that sparkles brighter than Mariah Carey hitting those high notes. And don’t even get me started on the enchanted weapons – they’ll make you feel like a magical unicorn warrior.

    So, ditch the carols and eggnog, and come join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). Let’s make Christmas night the craziest night ever!

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  • Random Content Creator Minecraft Server

    Random Content Creator Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the daily grind and dreaming of a life of luxury in big cities like LA, NYC, Dubai, or Tokyo? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a virtual content creator, influencer, or artist in our pixelated metropolis.

    Forget about working a 9-to-5 job, on our server you can live the high life without lifting a finger. Want to know the secret to financial stability? It’s all here in our virtual world, where the elite are just blocks away from you.

    No need to worry about green cards or moving from Europe to the USA, because on our server, the only country with freedom is the one you create for yourself. So come on, join us and start living the dream today!

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  • Bros, I Don’t Feel So Good Minecraft SMP

    Bros, I Don’t Feel So Good Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the president is actually a llama in a suit! That’s right, our leader is a llama who loves to dance and throw parties in the White House (which is actually just a giant llama barn). But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the llamas are planning a secret mission to take over the server and turn all the players into llamas too! Will you join forces with the llama president or try to stop the llama uprising? Find out on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen, even llama presidents getting seriously ill (but don’t worry, they have a llama doctor on call)! Join now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

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  • Vernier Training Minecraft Server

    Vernier Training Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we reward players with candy for accurately measuring blocks with Vernier calipers! Forget mining and crafting, it’s all about precision measurements here. And watch out for the Irish group who will challenge you to shoot targets with a 0.22 rifle while dehydrated – but don’t worry, they’ll rehydrate you with liquid blood if you succeed! Join now and prove your skills, if you dare! Check out our crazy antics in the video link, but be warned, it’s not for the faint of heart!

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