Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself! From zombie dance parties to skeleton stand-up comedy shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is planning a surprise appearance for our next livestream. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and become the ultimate pickmetuber in the Minecraft universe!
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Name: TerribleNamesBeGone Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, have you heard about this totally whack Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, sooo bad at naming stuff, like seriously, who comes up with these names? But like, don’t worry, I got you covered with some way better names for it.So like, this server is like a hot mess of craziness, but in a good way, you know? Like, one time, I saw a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic, bro. And then, out of nowhere, a giant pink unicorn appeared and started shooting rainbows at everyone. Like, what even is this server, man?
But like, if you wanna join in on the madness, you totally should. I mean, where else can you find a place where you can build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, and have dance parties with creepers? It’s like a dream come true, but like, a really weird dream that you never wanna wake up from.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that’s as crazy as a bag of cats on a trampoline, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes. Like, literally anything. So come join us and let’s get weird together, my dudes.
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ColorfulCraft
Join our Minecraft server because we have a rainbow sheep farm where you can dye them any color you want! Want a pink sheep? We got you covered. How about a neon green sheep? No problem! Our sheep are the most fashionable in all of Minecraft land.But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Just make sure to bring your diamond armor in case things get wild.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of the rainbow. Will you be the one to find it?
So come join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!
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CraftyUkrainianWarfare
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ UKRAINE BE LAUNCHING MAJOR STRIKES ON RUSSIAN CITIES AND WE NEED UR HELP TO FIGHT DA BADDIES! BUILD BOMB SHELTERS, CRAFT MISSILES, AND DEFEND OUR PIXELATED LAND! PLUS, WE GOT CUTE LLAMA RIDES AND ENDER DRAGONS THAT FART RAINBOWS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #WARZONEFUN #LLAMALOVE #RAINBOWFARTS -
ConservativeCraft: Redstone Republic
So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. It’s like, totally lit, bro.Join this server if you want to experience the most insane adventures ever. We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground bunker filled with treasure.
Plus, our community is super chill and supportive. We’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves. And if you ever need help, just shout “potato” in the chat and someone will come to your rescue.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary diamond sword of destiny hidden in the depths of the Nether. It’s gonna be lit, bro.
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Embersmp
Are you ready for a fun, unique, and peaceful SMP server to join? Then check out Embersmp! It has all new structures, biomes, and mobs, plus McMMO-style skills, realistic mechanics, and much more! This epic Survival server even supports Java and Bedrock cross-play, and it’s in offline mode (aka cracked), too! What could be better? Join now and come have a world of fun with friends and everyone already playing on Embersmp!
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Melio
Melio Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name Melio Version Java 1.21.4 Features No land claiming, whitelist system, trust-based play, custom world generation, VanillaTweaks, CoreProtect Location Western US Community Mature, drama-free, inclusive Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
How do I join the server?
To join the server, you must apply through our Discord server. The application form takes 5-10 minutes to fill out and will be reviewed on the same day.
What plugins does the server use?
The server uses TerraformGenerator for custom world generation, VanillaTweaks for minor recipe changes, CoreProtect for logging actions, and Simple Voice Chat for optional in-game proximity voice chat.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?
While the rules list is short, the server enforces them very strictly. One major rule is “NO THEFT”.
Can I use mods or hacks on the server?
No, the server is strictly vanilla with no mods or hacks allowed. Players must adhere to the server’s rules and play in a fair manner.
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Eclipse Valley 1.21
Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where you can unleash your inner chaos!Build giant monuments dedicated to your favorite conspiracy theories and battle against other players in epic PvP matches!
Explore our vast map filled with hidden secrets and traps that will keep you on your toes!
Don’t be a sheep like the rest of the players, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to question reality!
Plus, we have a secret underground society dedicated to uncovering the truth behind the lizard people. You won’t want to miss out on that!
So come on, join us and let’s dive deep into the rabbit hole together. Just don’t forget your tinfoil hat!
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BoomerBounceCraft
Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive old ladies in real life? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only elders you have to respect are the ones who can build the best pixel art!Our server is filled with hundreds of virtual chairs for you to sit on, so you’ll never have to worry about rude old ladies trying to steal your seat again. Plus, we have special benches reserved just for students, so you can relax in peace without any unwanted drama.
Join now and build your own virtual church where you can sit wherever you want without fear of judgment from entitled elders. Who knew escaping real life could be so much fun?
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TimeWaster SMP
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time.So, picture this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by chickens riding pigs. Yeah, you heard me right. And then you look up and see a giant statue of a potato with lasers shooting out of its eyes. It’s wild, man.
But that’s not even the best part. The admins on this server are like mythical creatures or something. One time, I saw one of them turn into a dragon and fly around the map, setting everything on fire. It was both terrifying and amazing at the same time.
And the community on this server is just bananas. We have dance parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where time is wasted in the most epic and ridiculous ways possible, then you need to hop on this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.