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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 8543 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 5272 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
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