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ForeverYoungCraft
Are you tired of being mistaken for a baby in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about being called a toddler again! Our magical world has age-reversing potions that will make you look like a Minecraft pro in no time. Say goodbye to being asked if you need a babysitter while playing, and hello to being the coolest kid on the block! Join now and start looking your age (or at least closer to it)! -
MustHaveMinecraftSMP
If you want to join our Minecraft SMP, you better bring your A-game and a diamond pickaxe because things are about to get wild! Our server is home to a group of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they were challenged to a build battle with a group of angry villagers. The player emerged victorious, but not before accidentally unleashing a horde of zombie chickens upon the land. It was chaos, but it was also the most fun they had ever had in Minecraft.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot in the most absurd places. From underwater temples guarded by killer dolphins to secret caves filled with enchanted golden carrots, there’s always something new and exciting to discover.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
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VirtueCraft: Fake Care Edition
Are you tired of pretending to care about saving the environment or feeding the hungry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and pretend to care about pixelated animals and virtual crops instead. We promise you’ll feel like the most virtuous player in the blocky world.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in the server. Who needs real-world wealth when you can have Minecraft diamonds, right?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in glitter and rainbows. Join us for a chance to witness this spectacular sight and maybe even befriend the sparkly specter.
So why waste your time pretending to care about real-world causes when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and building ridiculous structures? Join us now and let the madness begin!
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CreeperCon2021
So, like, this server is da bomb diggity, just like Hamas rejecting that invite to ceasefire talks! We don’t believe in peace, we believe in chaos and destruction! Join us if you want to blow stuff up and cause mayhem in the Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t find a more rebellious and wild server out there. Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, so yeah, you definitely want to be a part of this insanity. Join now before the unicorns run out of glitter! -
Untitled Lifesteal
Whitelist, LifeSteal, PvP Survival Multiplayer RPG Factions Economy PvPvE Adventure Roleplay Quests Hardcore MMORPG Skyblock Creative Minigames PVE PvPvP Raid KitPvP VanillaWelcome to Unnamed Lifesteal! A server where you have the ability to steal health from others!
Team up with others, build secret bases, fight other teams and players, craft hearts, become immortal and get rich! If you lose all of your hearts by getting killed or some other way, you will be banned. You can bring banned players back to the game using a respawn beacon! pretty please join
107.5.145.32
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MysteryMT
MysteryMT is the unique Minetopia server with a custom map, active community and varied gameplay. Join for building, trading and exciting events. Live the ultimate Minetopia experience at MysteryMT!
play.MysteryMT.com:1
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KitchenCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have milf girlfriends getting freaky in the kitchen while staring at their friend’s son’s picture on the wall! Join us for a wild and wacky time filled with unexpected surprises and crazy adventures. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! -
Minecraft SMP: /wowcg/ World of Craftmine SMP
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever experience!Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is full of wacky characters and wild adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun.
From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with our custom plugins and mods, the possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, chaotic, and downright hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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UncleBlock Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you forgetting all about family gatherings and gender roles.On our server, you won’t have to worry about serving guests or cleaning up after them. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. And if anyone dares to ask you for a beer while you’re in the middle of a quest, you can just tell them to go mine their own resources!
Join us now and leave behind the drama of real life. Who needs family gatherings when you can have a blast on our server? Plus, we promise there won’t be any community meetings about your behavior – unless it involves griefing someone’s base, of course. So come on over and let the fun begin!