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YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone
aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraftcome join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia! -
Blocky Boner Ban: NO Sex Allowed!
ABSTINENCE, abstinence movement, Allowed, Ban, blocky, boner, Celibacy, do not have sex, Human Behavior, Moral values, no sex, population control, relationships, reproductive health, self-control, sex, sexual activity restrictions, sexual behavior, sexual education, sexual ethics, sexual health, sexual responsibility, sexual restraint, societal norms, stop fuckingWelcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is INSANE!
Join us for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of zombie chickens to riding on flying pigs, we’ve got it all!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a strict rule: NO SEX ALLOWED. That’s right, we’re here to play Minecraft, not get busy with each other. Trust us, you’ll thank us for it.
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Crafty Kike Rats
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Have you ever wondered where Yahweh was during the destruction of the Second temple? Maybe he was too busy playing Minecraft on our server! Join us and find out the truth behind Yahweh’s mysterious disappearance.
Was he asleep? Or was he hiding and afraid of fighting the Romans? Maybe Yahweh did send Rabbi Yeshua to our server so he could tell you to not resist an evil man, turn the other cheek, and pay the taxes Caesar demanded. And if you had listened to Rabbi Yeshua, maybe you wouldn’t be so goddamned deformed from inbreeding after Titus nearly extincted kike rats. LMFAOOO!
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