Yousafs Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GazaCraft: Yousaf’s Probe & Pixels

former first minister, gaza, GazaCraft, humza yousaf, pixels, Probe, quarter-million donation, scotland, Yousafs

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5053
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have scottish politicians donating quarter-millions to gaza for no reason at all! come build your own pixelated version of gaza city and see if you can find the secret donation chest hidden somewhere in the map! maybe you’ll uncover a scandalous conspiracy while you’re at it! who knew minecraft could be so politically charged? come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

Mushroom Mayhem Server

#sustainability, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, Endangered species, environmental impact, ethnomycology, Extinction, Fungi, habitat loss, hallucinogenic, magic mushrooms, MAYHEM, Mushroom, Mycology, natural medicine, plant medicine, psychedelic, psychedelic experience, psychedelic research, psychedelic therapy, Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Star Shards Collected:	241	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

yo, yo, yo! u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz let me tell u sumthin wild. there’s a rumor goin round that magic mushrooms could go extinct someday. but guess what, on our server, we got an endless supply of magic mushrooms! u can trip out while building ur dream castle, man. it’s like a psychedelic paradise up in here. join now before the shrooms disappear forever, dude!

Vaxx Deniers R Us

Cognitive Distortions, community immunity, conspiracy theories, Covid-19, deliberate ignorance, deniers, global health, Healthcare, herd immunity, immunization, medical misinformation, Misinformation, pandemic, public health, public opinion, science denial, skepticism, vaccination, vaccine hesitancy., vaccine refusal, vaccine safety, vaxx

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Dimension Hops:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This place is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER CHICKENS! And don’t even get me started on the disco parties we have in the Nether. It’s like Studio 54, but with more lava.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left a diamond pickaxe down there for the chosen one to find. Will it be you?

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who needs a COVID-19 vaccine when you have a place this crazy to escape to? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Crafty Clash Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 11, Anon Arena 2, Ashened, Banlists, clash, Crafty, database, Decklists, dng, dng Cup., Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, Flame Swordsman, Hosts, master duel, Minecraft, News, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, Tistina, upcoming releases, vidya, Wiki, World Premiere Packfiller

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Farms Harvested:	444
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! This server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazier adventures than trying to tame a pack of creepers.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers who sell enchanted diamond armor for the low, low price of a stack of emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the hidden treasure chests filled with rare items like golden apples and dragon eggs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Packfiller edition, where you can battle against Ashened, Tistina, and Flame Swordsman in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will have you saying “Ender Dragon who?” in no time. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wild in here!

Troy (2004) Minecraft SMP is haram

2004, Achilles, ancient greece, brad pitt, Cinema, controversy, Epic, film, greek mythology, Haram, HECTOR, Helen of Troy, historical fiction, Hollywood, Minecraft, Movie, Mythology, Paris, smp, Trojan War, troy, War

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the ancient city of Troy (2004) is considered haram here. That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and turning up the heat!

2. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a single torch. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with infinite enchantments? We got you covered.

4. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. Don’t ask how we pulled that off, just join and maybe you’ll win a camel next time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Just remember, Troy (2004) is haram here, so leave your Trojan horses at home.

BILvsKids Minecraft Server

BILvsKids, brother-in-law, children first, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family feud, family hierarchy, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, Gender Roles, generational differences, meal etiquette, Minecraft, parenting priorities, ranch life, Server, serving order, sibling relationships, traditional values

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Towns Built:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ores Mined:	4944	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fixing plates for your virtual family members before serving yourself. Who knew virtual dinner time could be so intense? Watch out for new brother-in-laws like Dan who may cause chaos at the family dinner table – will you stand up to them or join in on the drama?

With multiple tables and plenty of virtual food to go around, you’ll never go hungry on our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over serving order just like in real life!

So come on down to our server and experience the virtual family drama for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and get ready for a wild ride!

CraftyEscape

arranged marriage, Autonomy, CraftyEscape, cultural expectations, Decision making, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, family pressure, freedom, Guilt, INDEPENDENCE, intergenerational conflict, living abroad, orthodox family, parental expectations, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-understanding, strict parents, traditional views

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	245	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	6433

Looking for an escape from your overbearing parents who want to control every aspect of your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where you can make your own decisions without any parental pressure.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without anyone telling you how it should look. A world where you can explore vast landscapes and caves without worrying about being slapped or beaten for making a mistake. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to break free from oppressive family expectations.

And don’t worry about feeling guilty for leaving your parents behind – on our server, you can focus on building your own life without the guilt trip. So come join us and experience the freedom and autonomy you’ve always dreamed of!

UglyAttractiveTraits – Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body type, conventionally attractive, facial symmetry, Individuality, Minecraft, personal opinion, physical appearance, physical features, physical imperfections, Preferences, smp, societal norms, trait, Ugly, UglyAttractiveTraits, unconventional attractiveness, unconventional beauty, unconventional preferences, unique traits

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we embrace all things unconventional and weird.

We don’t care if you find conventionally attractive traits ugly, in fact, we encourage it! Want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks? Go for it! Want to create a farm with only pink sheep? Absolutely! Want to wear a pumpkin on your head at all times because you think it’s the height of fashion? You do you, boo!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most outrageous stories and adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From fighting off an army of evil chickens to embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who needs conventionally attractive traits when you can have this much fun?

CreeperCrisis

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, broken friendships, Communication, Conflict, CreeperCrisis, Distance, emotional pain, forgiveness, friendship, healing from friendship issues, Honesty, Insecurity, Jealousy, loyalty, misunderstanding, neglect, Pain, Support, toxic relationships, Trust

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dimension Hops:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about losing friends again! Our server is equipped with a magical friendship potion that guarantees eternal bonds with your fellow players. Say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun and laughter!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and groovy skeletons. Who knew skeletons had such killer dance moves?

So come join us and experience the craziest, most friendship-filled Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to leave – not that you’ll have a choice once you’ve tasted our friendship potion!

FortifyCraft Minecraft Server

Central Europe, disaster response, emergency preparedness, flood control, flood damage, flood evacuation, flood management, flood prevention, flood protection, flood recovery, flood relief, flood resilience, flood response, flood risk, flood safety, flood warning, Floods, Fortification, FortifyCraft, Minecraft, natural disasters, Poland, Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Votes:	6211
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6216	Astral Projections Made:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build towns so strong even floods can’t break them! we got walls taller than a giraffe on stilts and defenses so crazy even the water is scared to mess with us. come be part of the action as we battle against the elements and show those floods who’s boss. plus, we have the best virtual pierogi in all of minecraft, so you know it’s gonna be a good time. join now and help us defend our towns from the deadly floods of central europe!

MetaCraft: No Russian State Media

Censorship, digital platforms, Disinformation, fake news, foreign interference, freedom of speech, government influence, international relations, journalism ethics, Kremlin, Media, media regulation, Meta bans, metacraft, Misinformation, Networks, online content restrictions, Propaganda, rt, Russian, Russian state media, social media, State, ukraine conflict

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	2

u wanna join dis server cuz we got rid of all dem pesky RT and other Russian state media networks. no more propaganda, just pure minecraft fun! come join us and build ur own empire without any fake news tryna brainwash u. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we got a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and rare loot. u gotta join to find it tho, it’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!