We got logfag and his gang of retards ready to turn your pic into spam if you post personal photos, so watch out!
But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, just be prepared for some crazy shenanigans and a whole lot of chaos.
So come on, join us and let’s build some epic stuff together while avoiding the wrath of logfag and his crew. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where you have to construct a giant statue of a potato using only dirt blocks and TNT?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken” – a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the server.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of our crazy, chaotic world.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you have bling bling, amirite?).
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here. We once had a player who tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the Macarena on command.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday night)!
u can also build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss. but watch out for creepers, they be sneaky lil buggers.
we have epic events like a pig racing competition and a dance party in the nether. plus, our community is super friendly and always willing to help u out.
so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together. remember, it’s not possible to hate a societal group, but it is possible to hate creepers. so come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within our virtual world.
With our custom plugins and insane storylines, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner Minecraft maniac!
On our server, you can participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a real-life unicorn delivered to their doorstep. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure, traps, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon named Steve.
So why settle for a boring existence when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (until your mom tells you it’s time for dinner).
If you’re looking for a server with a twist, look no further. Our server is home to a rare breed of zombie chickens that will stop at nothing to peck your brains out. Can you outsmart these feathered fiends and build the coop of your dreams?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the riches that lie within? Or will you fall victim to the deadly booby traps set by the elusive dungeon master?
Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, when the going gets tough, just bee yourself… ACK!
and get dis, once u start workin on dis server, u gonna be so hyped up dat u ain’t gonna need no sleep, cuz who needs sleep when u can be building epic castles and slayin creepers, amirite? but wait, there’s more! if u work from home on dis server, u gonna be sleepin even less, cuz u gonna be too busy building a virtual empire and ruling over all dem noobs.
so come on, join dis lit minecraft server and let’s get turnt up on some blocky adventures! ain’t no server like dis one, trust me, u ain’t gonna wanna miss out on all da fun and craziness dat goes down here. let’s do dis, fam!
| Server Type | SMP |
|---|---|
| Player Age | 30+ |
| Server Version | Vanilla Java 1.21.4 |
| Rules | No PVP, stealing, griefing |
A: The server is mostly comprised of older adults in their 30s and above, but players of all ages are welcome as long as they follow the rules.
A: The server does not allow PVP, stealing, or griefing. Players are encouraged to build, farm, and enjoy the game in a friendly environment.
A: Send a message to the server owner to request the information needed to join the server.
Explore a world where every block is a potential cocksleeve waiting to be conquered.
Build your own cum bucket empire and see how many creampies you can collect in a single day.
No pornstars allowed, only real-life cum guzzlers looking for a good time.
Come join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and your own sanity.
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| Server Name | Convict Network |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Skyblock |
| Launch Date | Coming Soon |
| IP Address | play.convictnetwork.com |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
Convict Network offers exclusive tools, Riftlands battles, outposts & Infinite KOTHs, custom spawners, and generators to enhance gameplay.
Connect to the server using the IP address provided or join our Discord community to stay updated on events and announcements.
Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of constantly changing storylines, just like this person’s conflicting timelines about getting evicted! – Test your boundaries by dealing with guilt-tripping players who will stop at nothing to get what they want! – Explore the park-like setting of our server, where you might find players who claim to have not eaten in days and have nowhere to go! – Feel the rush of adrenaline as you navigate through mental health struggles and family drama, just like in real life!
Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft server! Remember, boundaries are important, even in the virtual world!
Join us and experience the magic of creating a pizza with so many toppings that it defies the laws of physics. Want 10 pounds of pepperoni on your pizza? No problem! How about a mountain of pineapple? We got you covered.
And the best part? No matter how many toppings you add, you’ll still end up with the same total number of toppings on your pizza. It’s like a delicious, cheesy math puzzle that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and hunger.
So come join us on our server and let your pizza-making dreams run wild. Just be prepared for a taste sensation that will blow your mind (and possibly your taste buds).
| Features |
|---|
| Player-driven economy system |
| Land claim to prevent griefing |
| Shareable warps for shops and builds |
| Discord events and community nights |
Obsidian Peak is a Minecraft Survival Multiplayer server that offers a range of quality of life improvements for the ultimate SMP gaming experience.
Obsidian Peak features a player-driven economy system, land claim to prevent griefing, shareable warps for shops and builds, and Discord events and community nights.
You can join Obsidian Peak by connecting to the IP address: play.obsidianpeak.xyz for Java players and using the Bedrock port 19132 for Bedrock players.
Yes, Obsidian Peak is a cross-play Java and Bedrock server, allowing you to play with your friends from almost any platform.
Yes, Obsidian Peak is currently looking for new staff and helpful members of the Minecraft community to improve the server experience for everyone.
You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/viibe to provide feedback and engage with the community.