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Velocity Minecraft

3. Seasons, better, chapter, chapter 1, Chapter 1: Season 1, Daily, Earth, Economy, Experience, Features, gameplay, INTERESTING, new, Reset, season 1, Server, Storyline, STRIVE, Survival, Velocity Minecraft, world

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to the server, here at Velocity Minecraft we are a survival server. We strive to give the best experience for everyone that plays our server. We are adding new features daily to the server to make it better and better each day.

We are currently in Chapter 1: Season 1 of Velocity Minecraft. There will be 3 seasons per Chapter. Each season we will reset the world and change up the world and gameplay to match a specific storyline to make the server interesting.

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Game Sell More Minecraft Server

Economy, employment, Game, game sales, Job, job competition, job creation, job demand, job growth, job loss, job market, Job Opportunities, job outlook, job prospects, job satisfaction, job scarcity, job statistics, job supply, job trends, Minecraft, Sell, Server, Video Game (Industry)

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	131
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Are you tired of the real world logic not making sense? Do you want to escape to a place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Then join our Minecraft server where the laws of physics are just a suggestion!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a castle out of enchanted cheese and defend it from a horde of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right, CAKE! Who needs a job when you can spend your days frolicking in a land of sugary goodness?

So why settle for the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Don’t question it, just join and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: Rank em Lord

Action-Adventure, Aria of Sorrow, Belmont, Bloodlines, Castlevania, classic, curse of darkness, dawn of sorrow, dracula, Gothic, Lord, Lords of Shadow, Minecraft, Order of Ecclesia, platformer, RANK, Ranking, Retro, smp, symphony of the night, Tier List, Vampire, video games, WHIP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts fireballs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickle that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Guardian Squad Minecraft Server

BIAS, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, employment, equality, guardian, inclusion, INEQUALITY, Job Opportunities, Minecraft, Minority representation, prejudice, racial profiling, racism, Safety, security guards, Server, social justice, squad, Stereotypes, systemic racism, white privilege, Workplace Diversity

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the security guards are actually zombie pigmen who stare at players with seething jealousy because they can’t build like them! Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll have to outsmart these jealous guards to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Plus, our server is so safe that even creepers think twice before blowing up your creations. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and build the ultimate fortress!

The Christ Denier Narrative Minecraft SMP

anti-semitism, BELIEF, Christ, Christ denier narrative, Christcuck, Conspiracy, cucking, denial, Denier, disbelief, FAITH, indoctrination, Jewish influence, Jews, Manipulation, Minecraft, monopolize, narrative, Old Testament, religious beliefs, religious control, religious extremism, smp

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2379	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ores Mined:	1286	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and epic battles! We let Jews monopolize the old testament because they told us to, and who are we to argue with them? Plus, if you’re a Christcuck, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew. Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything goes and nothing is off-limits. Just watch out for the lizard people, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

Crafty Gals’ Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully seaniggers, Crafty, Degenerates, discord trannies, do not redeem, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, gals, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 1, Girls’ Frontline 2, glass island event, lore material, lurk before posting., MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, New Event, news events, PNC Resources, point event, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Suomi event, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story, Ulrid event

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5669
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever join! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself wishes he could play here. 2. We have diamond ore that spawns every 5 seconds, so you’ll never run out of bling. 3. Our creepers are trained to do the Macarena dance before they explode, just for your entertainment. 4. The Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who drops sick beats while you fight him. 5. Our villagers have PhDs in trading, so you’ll always get the best deals. 6. The Nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava hot tubs and ghast pool parties. 7. We have a secret underground base where Herobrine hosts karaoke nights every Friday. 8. Our server is so exclusive that even Steve from Minecraft can’t get in without a special invite.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel land!

Minecraft SMP: The Elder Scrolls SMP

character sheet workdocs, Cira, Elder, Elder Scrolls Online General, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Lore Accessories, Mazetism, Minecraft, minimal starting modlist, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, pre-AE USSEP patches, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, smp, treasure trove, Waifulation

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Towns Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few server rules. But who needs rules when you can join us for some epic adventures and shenanigans?

Join us for a chance to explore our world filled with crazy mods and modding guides that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Need help or have a suggestion? Just hit the “Contact” button and our team of highly trained villagers will assist you… probably.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered what happened to the old site? Well, we have a thread dedicated to solving that mystery, complete with conspiracy theories and alien sightings. And don’t even get us started on our SKSE AE Update tracker, it’s more intense than a battle with the Ender Dragon.

Looking for some juicy lore and lore accessories? We got you covered with links to more lore than you can shake a diamond sword at. And if you’re into character sheets, we have a mega treasure trove of workdocs that will make your inventory jealous.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community this side of the Nether. Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, anything can happen… and usually does.

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	7826
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

consent, Crafty, education on gender issues, Empathy, empowerment, feminist perspective, gender equality, Gender Roles, intersectionality, ladies, Minecraft, Misogyny, objectification, online behavior, respectful communication, SELF AWARENESS, Server, sexism, sexual relationships, social media, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, understanding women

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Animals Bred:	170
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the perfect solution for all your relationship woes! Join us and learn how to have a sexual relationship without being a creep, sexist, or misogynist. Our players have mastered the art of treating women with respect while still having a good time in-game.

We offer special classes on how to interact with females in a non-objectifying way, led by our resident relationship experts who have never actually talked to a woman in real life. But hey, who needs real-life experience when you have Minecraft, right?

Join us for a chance to prove that you can have a healthy, consensual relationship with a woman, even if you’ve never actually spoken to one before. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft! So come on, join our server and show the world that you can be a respectful player, both in-game and in real life.

Why Is Linux So Difficult? Minecraft SMP

command line, community support, compatibility, configuration, Customization, Difficult, Difficulty, installation, learning curve, linux, Minecraft, open source, operating system, programming, SECURITY, smp, software, System Administration, Technical, Troubleshooting, Updates, user experience, user interface

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about taming a pack of wild llamas and riding them into battle against a giant mutant squid boss?

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the blocks have a mind of their own. One time, a group of players tried to build a castle only to have it come to life and start attacking everyone with flying sheep cannons.

So why is Linux so difficult? Because on our server, anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme. Join us if you dare, and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!