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Short Fat Goblin Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, body image, body positivity, body size, cultural perceptions, discrimination, Diversity, fat, fat shaming, Goblin, Goblins, height, Media influence, Mexicans, Minecraft, obesity, prejudice, racial profiling, short, smp, social commentary, societal norms, Stereotypes, weight, weight stigma

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates? Look no further, because our server is filled with more chaos than a creeper convention!

Join us and you’ll find a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and the villagers have formed a secret society that controls the economy (shh, don’t tell anyone).

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a dragon that tells terrible jokes. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those short fat goblins – they’re everywhere!

The.Times.Of.Old

aerlune rpg, Aether, Biomes, biomes oh plenty, Bosses, Exploration, Gods, gouda cheese, lets do it mods, Magic, mana and artifice, Mods, PvE, RPG, rules, shake the earth, Simply Swords, Story, Survival, weapons

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

WELCOME TO THE TIMES OF OLD

we are a rpg server with 20+ bosses , exploration and a pinch of story and of course so many biomes but were kind of new but were good as gouda cheese i swear and of course there’s all sorts of ways to survive from weapons from the gods to magic that could shake the earth as long as u follow rules ur cool if u want a bit more detail here’s a small list of mods,

mana and artifice simply swords biomes oh plenty oh the biomes well go alot of the lets do it mods and aerlune rpg and the aether.

hiro2468575764w5746.exaroton.me:28208

Exaggerated Food Minecraft Server

Anime, anime art style, anime culture, anime exaggeration, anime fandom, anime food, anime obsession, anime tropes, Culinary Creativity, cultural representation, exaggerated, Food, food aesthetics, food animation, food culture, food fantasy, food obsession, food presentation, Japanese cuisine, Minecraft, Server, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ores Mined:	5964
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of watching anime characters chow down on giant bowls of ramen that are bigger than their heads? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally experience the same level of food exaggeration! Our virtual food items are so massive that your character will have to do a workout just to take a single bite. But hey, at least you won’t go hungry in the pixelated world!

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic food quests, like hunting down a legendary burger that’s rumored to be the size of a mountain. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers survive solely on oversized cupcakes. Who knows what culinary adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world?

So come on, join us and feast your eyes (and your virtual stomach) on the most outrageous food creations you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, you might never look at a normal-sized sandwich the same way again!

Jelly Donut Minecraft SMP

#MoeChart, #Readme, chartanon, DeepL, donut, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, japanese, Japanese locale, jelly, Minecraft, plot spoilers, Recommendations, smp, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN help

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Enchantments Applied:	286	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we build pixel art of waifus and husbandos from our favorite visual novels! Join us for a wild ride filled with romance, drama, and maybe even some spicy moments in the chat.

Looking for a place to unleash your inner weeb while also showing off your building skills? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to bond over your love for Japanese visual novels while also creating epic structures that will make even the creepers jealous.

But beware, rumors say that there’s a secret hidden route in our server that leads to a forbidden visual novel with endings so shocking, they’ll make your diamond armor shiver. Will you dare to uncover the truth behind this mysterious tale?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few tsundere villagers. See you in the world of blocks and waifus!

TESFamilySMP

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Bedwars Skywars SkyBlock OneBlock KitPvP Minigames Creative Faction Prison PvP Economy Roleplay Adventure Hardcore Vanilla Modded Pixelmon Towny Whitelisted

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	15

A server where you can play Survival, Bedwars, Skywars, SkyBlock, OneBlock, KitPvP and more. Join now!

147.185.221.24:27120

Dumbest Political Take Minecraft Server

Argument, BELIEF, controversial, debate, DEFEND, dumb, DUMBEST, Ideology, Minecraft, opinion, opinionated, perspective, Political, political analysis, Political discussion, political theory, political viewpoint, Politics, Position, Server, Stance, strong-willed, Stubborn, Viewpoint

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Potions Brewed:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Farms Harvested:	138
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to post your dumbest political takes and defend them to the death! Join us for heated debates, ridiculous arguments, and endless entertainment as you try to convince your fellow players that pineapple does belong on pizza or that the moon landing was faked. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can engage in epic battles of wit and absurdity? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Minecraft SMP – /ldg/ – Local Diffusion General

Archived, Collagebaker, ComfyUI Guide, diffusion, digital art software, Distilled Quants, FluxForge Guide, Free and Open Source, general, HunyuanVideoComfy, ldg, local ], local diffusion, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, neighbours, Prompt from Image, Samplers, Share Metadata, smp, Texting Neighbo(u)r, Training, Txt2Img Plugin, upscalers, Video Collagebaker

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We discuss Free and Open-Source Diffusion models like it’s a big deal edition of a reality TV show.

Join us as we navigate through the wild world of Metastable, SwarmUI, Forge, ComfyUI, and InvokeAI. We train like crazy with HunyuanVideoComfy and FluxForge, following guides that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We share metadata like it’s nobody’s business, generate prompts from images that will leave you questioning reality, and collaborate with our wild Neighbo(u)rs from /aco/sdg, /b/degen, /h/hdg, and more.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, come join us and text your Neighbo(u)r in /g/lmg. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

nohacks.org

Anarchy, bugs, Cheats, crystals, Doxxing, Duping, ELYTRA, gameplay, Lag Machines, minimal rules, Mods, personal information, PvP, Raw Experience, Respawn Anchors, Rockets, shaping experience, Survival, Totems, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Buildings Constructed:	43	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Emeralds Found:	8149
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to nohacks.org, a no-hack anarchy server where players shape the experience. With minimal rules, we focus on keeping interference to a minimum and allowing gameplay with as few restrictions as possible.

Key Features: – No Crystal PvP: Crystals are disabled, and respawn anchors/beds are non-explosive. – PvP Adjustments: Elytra is disabled in PvP, but gliding remains enabled. Rockets and Riptide tridents are disabled for 15 seconds after combat. – Totems: Totems have a cooldown for a more enjoyable PvP experience.

The Only Rules: – No hacks, cheats, or mods for an unfair advantage. – No exploiting bugs or duping. – No lag machines or overuse of server resources. – No doxxing or sharing personal information.

Join nohacks.org for a raw survival experience where you make the rules and shape the experience.

nohacks.org

SkyNet Balkans

[player based economy], BALKANS, Community, Competitions, Custom Addons, Economy, Enchants, Events, Minecraft, Moderators, parkour challenges, pvp tournaments, Rewards, SkyNet Balkans, Survival, Territory Protection, Trade, Treasure hunt, Unique Mobs

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	115	Dragon Eggs Found:	2066
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44

Welcome to SkyNet Balkan, the newest Minecraft survival server for fans of the classic game with modern additions! Our server is adapted to versions 1.20 and 1.21, providing players with the latest features and content of the Minecraft world.

Key features of SkyNet Balkans: Pure Survival Experience: The focus is on traditional survival mode, with the addition of quality plugins that enhance the experience without disrupting the core game.

Player Economy: Trade with other players, buy and sell resources through our player-based economy system. Create your own stores and grow your business.

Territory Protection: Secure your builds with a territory protection system and prevent griefers.

Events and Competitions: We regularly organize PvP tournaments, parkour challenges, treasure hunt events and many other activities for the community.

Friendly Community: SkyNet Balkan is a place for all Minecraft enthusiasts from the Balkans. Our team of moderators ensures a pleasant and safe atmosphere for all players.

Custom Addons: We have added unique elements to the game such as special enchants, unique mobs and rewards for the most active players.

mc.balkan-sky.net

Brazilian Ammo Minecraft Server

Ammo, Brazilian, Brazilian ammo, consumer behavior, consumer goods, cross-border shopping, exotic goods, foreign brands, foreign goods, foreign markets, foreign products, foreign purchases, global commerce, global trade, imported goods, imported items, international products, international purchases, international trade, Minecraft, overseas purchases, purchasing habits, Server, shopping trends

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Star Shards Collected:	63	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Brazilian ammo for all your pixelated battles! Join us and experience the thrill of using exotic ammunition in a virtual world like never before.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find a secret stash of enchanted items from all around the world. From Japanese sushi swords to Italian pasta armor, we’ve got it all!

So why wait? Join us now and immerse yourself in a world of international intrigue and absurdity. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!