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PixelPatriotVSCommies

Abuse, arrest, child porn, criminal, Exploitation, extradition, Fighting, fugitive, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, PixelPatriotVSCommies, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, U.S. Vet, Ukraine, wanted

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Runes Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can fight alongside a U.S. vet wanted for child porn who is somehow fighting for russia against ukraine. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft form! who knows what other wild adventures await on this server. come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about!

BotanicalZooCraft

botanical adventures, botanical attractions, botanical experiences, botanical tourism, BotanicalZooCraft, entry fee, Exotic botanical gardens, exotic flora, exotic plants, garden admissions, garden entrance fees, garden fees, horticultural attractions, horticultural displays, paid gardens, plant collections, plant conservation, plant exhibits, plant exploration, plant sanctuaries, plant zoos

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1651	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got exotic botanical gardens like some fancy plant zoo but you gotta pay to get in cuz these plants are VIPs yo. we got plants from outer space, plants that glow in the dark, plants that rap battle each other for supremacy. come see the plant drama unfold and maybe even adopt a plant as your new bestie. ain’t no server like ours, we the plant party masters yo. join now and witness the botanical madness for yourself!

NKG2A-HLA-E Disruptors

10. immunotherapy, 11. tumor cells, 12. therapeutic targets, 13. immune checkpoint, 14. tumor microenvironment, 15. immune evasion, 16. immune modulation, 17. targeted therapy, 18. personalized medicine, 19. immune surveillance, 2. disrupt, 20. tumor immunology., 3. NKG2A, 4. HLA-E, 5. interactions, 6. anti-cancer, 7. immunity, 8. cancer, 9. immune response, disruptors, NKG2AHLAE, strategies

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4591
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Love Letters Sent:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Potions Brewed:	87
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it will literally make ur brain explode with excitement? well, look no further cuz this server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, ready to take u on a wild ride through the pixelated world of blocky goodness.

why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret. this server has the power to disrupt NKG2A:HLA-E interactions, whatever that means. but trust me, it’s gonna make ur anti-cancer immunity levels go through the roof. u’ll be like a superhero fighting off evil cells with ur trusty pickaxe and diamond armor.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and became so powerful, they could literally punch a creeper into oblivion with just one hit. they were like a god among mere mortals, ruling the land with an iron fist (or maybe a diamond one, who knows).

so what are u waiting for? come join this epic minecraft server and become the ultimate warrior against cancer cells. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover the secret to immortality hidden within the pixels. dare to dream, my friend. dare to dream.

The Stoned Golem: Where Vanilla is only Semi and the Golems are always high

bedrock, Claims, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, Events, Exploration, Golem, Golems, Graves, Griefing, hard mode, HIGH, java, PvP, Seasonal Crates, Semi, smp, Stoned, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting, Waystones

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

The Stone Golem SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Server Age	Almost 3 years old
Reset	Never has and never will reset
IP	thestonedgolem.live
Bedrock IP	thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132
Links	Discord Dynmap

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What can I expect on The Stone Golem SMP?	A: Hard Mode, free gameplay, constant updates, server events, community hosted events, proximity voice chat, custom cosmetic items, crates, claims, ban from claims, toggleable PvP, graves, waystones, and more.
Q: Are there any rules regarding monetary gain on the server?	A: The server is free to play and any monetary gain is only through donations.
Q: How can I earn crate keys on TSG?	A: You can get crate keys by voting.
Q: Can I toggle PvP on and off?	A: Yes, you have the option to turn PvP on or off.
Q: How does the claims system work?	A: Claims are used to ensure everyone is safe from griefing. Players can also ban others from their claims.
Q: What is the graveyard system on the server?	A: Deaths have a punishment of 3 graves with a 24h timer, making deaths meaningful but not game ruining.
Q: How can I teleport on the server?	A: Waystones allow players to teleport to activated waystones, making exploration and travel easier.

FlaVR Craft Minecraft Server

ai art, ai generated art, AI wrangling anons, Brolime, Chocolate Chuubas, corpo-style, Craft, FlaVR, FlaVR domination, FlaVR General, FNAF Edition, fvr, gen structure, idol corp, indie circle, Kiki’s Thread., Kinolime, Korean Vtubers, Malone, Minecraft, Nyana, Panko, parody VTuber company, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, sena, Server, Splatts, Undertale Yellow, Vtuber

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ores Mined:	2004

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a FNAF Edition experience that will have you screaming with laughter.

Last time on the server, Kinolime beat the new FNAF game on Nightmare setting, but not before Brolime spent over 2 hours playing a fighting game and Sena had a karaoke stream that had everyone in stitches.

But that’s not all, Splatts celebrated his one month anniversary with a karaoke stream that shook the virtual world, while Nyana reacted to a new meme anime that had us all rolling on the floor. She even collabed with her (art) sister, but had computer issues that made it even more hilarious.

And let’s not forget Malone, who is currently playing Undertale Yellow and bringing the chaos to a whole new level.

But wait, there’s more! Phase Connect’s Pipkin Pippa (and eventually Panko) designed a parody VTuber company with AI-generated art that has taken on a life of its own. Some designs were even made here by AI wrangling anons.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of laughter, chaos, and virtual insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

/gig/ friendlist, Aqua Simulacra, Bing-Bang Finchball, Blaze to Natlan, character builds, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier: Lemma, Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn, genshin impact, Lumidouce Elegy, madness, Maps, Minecraft, MineSMP, Natlan Impressions, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.0, Wiki, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the flowers are more resplendent than ever on our sun-scorched sojourn! Join us for a wild ride filled with Natlan impressions that will make you want to blaze your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Energy Amplifier: Lemma,” will have you feeling more powerful than ever before. And don’t forget about our event “Bing-Bang Finchball,” where the stakes are high and the finches are flying.

Looking for some summertime fun? Our event “Summertide Scales and Tales” will have you laughing and adventuring until the sun sets on August 28th.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about our current character banner featuring Emilie, Yelan, Yanfei, Xiangling, and Razor? Or our weapon banner with Aqua Simulacra and Lumidouce Elegy?

But wait, there’s more! Check in daily for permanent rewards and redeemable codes for Primogems to make your gaming experience even more epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

KitchenKlutz Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby duty, bottle feeding, Chores, cleaning, Communication, Cooking, division of labor, exhaustion, Help, husband, kitchen duties, KitchenKlutz, lactation consultant, Minecraft, new mom, night duty, parenting, postpartum, Resentment, Server, sleep deprivation, Support

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being a new parent! Just like this player’s husband, we know you might be feeling a bit overwhelmed with responsibilities. But fear not, on our server, you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle.

Join us for a chance to take a break from cooking and cleaning, just like this player is doing in real life. Let your virtual baby (aka your Minecraft pet) roam free while you explore the endless possibilities of our server. And don’t worry about waking up for overnight duty here – our mobs are friendly and won’t keep you up all night.

So come on over and join us for a fun and relaxing time on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy – perfect for those sleepless nights with your virtual baby!

CreeperDad’sPlaydateGoneWrong

addict, aita, anger, Boundaries, child, Communication, Confrontation, CreeperDadsPlaydateGoneWrong, family, Friends, husband, lifestyle change, man, parenting, partying, Recovery, relapse, Safety, stranger, Trust, visitation

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Potions Brewed:	101
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other! Just like this mom who discovered her husband taking their infant daughter to hang out with a mysterious man named Nate, you never know what kind of crazy surprises await you in our server.

Imagine exploring a virtual world where you stumble upon secret parties, unexpected friendships, and maybe even a few relapses (of the creeper kind, of course). Will you be the one to uncover hidden secrets and confront your fellow players about their questionable choices?

With a limited group of players interacting in our server, you’ll never know who you’ll meet next. Will it be a friendly gamma, a party-loving husband, or perhaps even a shady character named Nate?

So come join us and experience the drama, the thrill, and the unexpected twists that await you in our Minecraft server. Just remember, always keep an eye on your virtual infant daughter and watch out for those sneaky creepers!

NetScapeNostalgia Minecraft SMP

cyber history, digital nostalgia, digital relics, early internet, early online experiences, forgotten websites, gen z, internet archives, internet exploration, internet history, Minecraft, missed out, NetScapeNostalgia, Nostalgia, old school internet, online culture, retro websites, smp, vintage websites, virtual communities, web 1.0, web browsing, Website

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like the wild west of the internet – full of crazy adventures and unexpected surprises!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our community is filled with wacky characters like Bob the Builder who builds entire cities in a single day and Susie the Sheep who can knit you a sweater in seconds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Internet Explorer, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of lost memes and ancient cat videos. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the early internet that Gen Z missed out on.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a journey unlike any other. Who knows what kind of hilarity and chaos you’ll encounter along the way!

BingeCraft: Netflix Edition

BingeCraft, Edition, Netflix, Netflix binge watching TV shows Streaming Entertainment Recommendations Series Television Drama Comedy Thriller Mystery Sci-fi Fantasy Action Romance Suspense Adventure Crime Reality TV Documentaries

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	159	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Towns Built:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more addictive than binge watching your favorite Netflix show? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate crossover episode between Minecraft and your wildest dreams. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a reality TV show. Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you’ll be saying goodbye to Netflix and hello to the most thrilling adventure of your life!