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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

3rd person shooter, alien insects, Bitches Edition, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, information resources, Liberation, Liberty Day, Magicka, Minecraft, News, PALS, Patch, PC, PIXEL, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, Setting, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers, Warbond

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Towns Built:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! Just like in HELLDIVERS 2, you’ll be waging war on different planets, each with its own crazy environment. But here’s the twist – instead of guns, you’ll be armed with pickaxes and TNT!

Join us as we liberate the galaxy one block at a time, working together to defeat the evil forces of creepers and zombies. Build your own base, mine for diamonds, and unleash chaos on the unsuspecting mobs that dare to challenge us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by the one and only Steve from Minecraft himself. He’s been known to drop by and challenge players to a build-off or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those alien insects who’s boss!

Otona ni Narenai Bokura wa Minecraft SMP Masterminds

adolescence, beach day, bokura, Chapter 15, Character development, Coming of Age, Date at the beach, Emotional journey, friendship, growing up, heartwarming moments., high school, japanese manga, love story, manga series, masterminds, Minecraft, Narenai, Otona, Otona ni Narenai Bokura wa, romance, shoujo manga, slice of life, smp, summer vacation, teenagers, young adult

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Potions Brewed:	161
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the sand is pixelated and the creepers are always trying to crash our beach party! Join us for a date at the beach, where you can build sandcastles with your friends and fend off zombie seagulls with your trusty diamond sword.

But be warned, the ocean is filled with hidden treasure chests guarded by evil mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot. And don’t even get us started on the giant squid that likes to photobomb our sunset selfies.

So come on down to our beachside paradise and make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Just remember to bring your sunscreen and your sense of humor, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. See you at the beach, beach!

StoryMine Top economy server Minecraft

Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Game Currency, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, Minecraft, Russian translation, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Top economy, Web map, WIPING

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

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VoteCraft: Funniest Election Outcomes Minecraft Server

amusing election happenings, Bad Bunny decides election, bizarre election outcomes, comical election scenarios, election, election absurdity, election comedy, election humor, entertaining election results, FUNNIEST, Funniest election outcomes, Harris loses Michigan, House decides presidency, humorous election twists, laughable election scenarios, Minecraft, Muslims voting green, outcomes, Pennsylvania goes blue, Political satire, Senate decides vice presidency, Server, tied election, Trump-Walz administration, unexpected election results, VoteCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Chimeras Created:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crops Grown:	8951
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old elections deciding the fate of the world? Well, join our Minecraft server where the most outrageous election outcomes happen on a daily basis!

Picture this: Pennsylvania goes blue by only 10k votes, all thanks to Bad Bunny’s last-minute endorsement. And that’s not all, the election ends up tied, leading to a Trump-Walz administration ruling the land. Can you imagine the chaos?

But wait, there’s more! In our server, anything can happen, like Harris losing Michigan because Muslims decided to vote green. It’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest election outcomes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!

No_Rigging_This_Time_Assholes Minecraft SMP

2020 election, Accountability, ballot dumps, consequences, Conspiracy, Corruption, election fraud, electoral integrity, fraudulence, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Liberals, locked up, Minecraft, No_Rigging_This_Time_Assholes, political manipulation, punishment, rigging, Shenanigans, smp, trump, vertical lines

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our redstone contraptions is the drama between our players! Join us if you’re looking for a server where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”

Our server is like a political thriller, with backstabbing, betrayal, and secret alliances around every corner. Just like in real life, you never know who you can trust on our server. Will your best friend turn on you for a stack of diamonds? Will you be able to keep your base safe from griefers and thieves? Only time will tell!

But don’t worry, we have a strict no-hacking policy, so you won’t have to worry about any mysterious ballot dumps affecting your gameplay. And if you do happen to break the rules, our admin team is like a group of Minecraft vigilantes, ready to bring justice to those who try to cheat their way to victory.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the world outside is the world inside our server. Who knows, you might just become the next president of our virtual world!

Minecraft Server: She Wants a Blocky Guy

biblical references, bizarre actions, blocky, confusing signals, cryptic communication, cryptic messages, Cultural differences, enigmatic clues, guy, Minecraft, movie references, mysterious intentions, obsessive behavior, odd behavior, perplexing actions, perplexing situations, puzzling behavior, questionable motives, Server, strange desires, strange requests, unhealthy relationships, unusual requests

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9732	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Picture this: a group of players who communicate through obscure bible and movie references, making it impossible for anyone under the age of 14 in a shintoist country to understand what’s going on. But hey, who needs to make sense when you’re having this much fun?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our players are so dedicated to the game that they actually want strangers to break into their rooms in the middle of the night? It’s like a real-life mystery waiting to be solved, only in Minecraft form.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion – you’re going to need it!

Crafty Steve Minecraft SMP

88836902, Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, smp, steve, tags

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses, the chickens wear diamond armor, and the creepers break out into dance parties when they explode!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Block Party Minecraft Server

addiction recovery, behavioral addiction, BLOCK, compulsive behavior, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, Cybersex addiction, dopamine release, emotional regulation, gooning, internet addiction, mental health, Minecraft, online pornography, Party, porn addiction, power outage, recovery journey, relapse prevention, self-control, self-destructive behavior, Server, Sexual compulsivity, technology dependence

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Are you tired of your power going out while you’re in the middle of an intense Minecraft goon session? Look no further! Our server is powered by a team of highly trained hamsters on treadmills, ensuring that your gameplay will never be interrupted by pesky power outages again. Join us and experience uninterrupted gooning like never before!

Armpit Core Minecraft SMP Games

active games, armpit, armpit core games, armpit games, competitive games, core, core games, engaging games, exciting games, Family Games, Fun games, games, group games, indoor games, interactive games, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, Outdoor games, party games, physical games, popular games, Silly games, smp, team games, Unique Games

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	59

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic armpit core games like “Pit of Doom” where you have to navigate through a maze filled with smelly armpits to reach the treasure at the end. Or how about “Stink Bomb Battle” where you have to fend off your opponents with stink bombs made from fermented potatoes? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why wait? Join now and get ready to get your armpits in gear!

Two State Solution Minecraft Server

arab-israeli conflict, border security, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, international relations, israel palestine conflict, Israeli settlements, Israeli state, Land Division, Middle East peace process, Minecraft, Palestinian state, Palestinian territories, peace agreement, peace negotiations, political solution, regional stability, security council, Server, solution, State, Two state proposal, two-state solution, united nations

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Emeralds Found:	8930
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can build your dream world without any limitations? Look no further than our server, where we offer a “Two state solution” to all your Minecraft needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of building not just one, but TWO separate states in the same world! Create a peaceful utopia in one state and a chaotic dystopia in the other – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the server that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will help you build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Who knows what adventures await you in our “Two state solution” world!