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| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 7909 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2815 |
Are you tired of boring old survival servers where you have to actually work for your resources and fight off mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is fighting for the survival of your people… because apparently that’s a bad thing now?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the Derpy Chicken. Legend has it that this chicken can grant you three wishes if you can catch it, but be warned, it’s faster than lightning and has a mean peck!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a player who has amassed a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Rumor has it that he will trade you rare items for a single potato, but be careful, he’s a bit… potato crazy.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!
