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ProductSucksMC SMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because like, all the cool kids are there and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

Like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a horde of creepers with just a carrot. And the mods are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true in the game.

And don’t even get me started on the players, they’re all like, super pro at PvP and building. I heard one guy built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, like what even?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be surrounded by legends and memes, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AloneCraft: Spooky Stories

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Star Shards Collected:	68	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling amplified by 1000 on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and terrifying encounters with mobs that will make you question your sanity.

One time, a player was peacefully building a house when a pack of zombie villagers descended upon them, demanding to be invited in for tea and brains. It was a hilarious yet terrifying sight to see!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and ridiculous events to keep you entertained. Like the time a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have a giant Ender Dragon crash the party and challenge them to a dance-off. Let’s just say, things got pretty wild!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready. You never know what crazy adventures await you in our world.

Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	5114	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Farms Harvested:	363	Gods Slained:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.

Nomisma

Anti X-ray, auction house, Biomes, border, chat games, Cheating, Java 1.21.4, Lunar, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, semi anarchy, Skills, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla, xp share

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Normal mode up 40 mobs per player. 18 skills with unique abilities. Partys/groups with group teleport and xp share. /home up to 3. Shop and sellgui. Player 2 Player Auction house. Multiple types of chat games for prizes. Anti X Ray. Large biomes with 1 million block border. No land claims. No pay to win features. Hacks/cheating not allowed.
Clients	Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar
Join IP	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims are not allowed on the server.
Are there pay to win features?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
Is hacking or cheating allowed?	No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on the server.

Lunar Haven 1.20.4

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ores Mined:	9088
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally underground and exclusive? It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, only cooler because we have diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyJobSearchCrafting

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	125
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Void Gems Collected:	40

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon – the Job Search Pickaxe! This magical tool not only helps you find the perfect job in the game, but it also doubles as a powerful weapon against any pesky mobs trying to steal your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Job Search Armor, rumored to make you invincible in battle and irresistible to potential employers. With this armor, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer dungeons and boardrooms alike.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic quest for the ultimate job in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the elusive CEO Ender Dragon. Happy job hunting!

CraftyCreeperWarz

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Crops Grown:	2048
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BOOM! You’re transported to a whole new world where Russia is the ultimate aggressor and you gotta fight for your survival in the G7 statement showdown!

Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!