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AnxietyCraft SMP

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, holistic approaches, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, self-care, smp, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are creepers giving you anxiety? Is the fear of falling into lava keeping you up at night? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries behind! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, where you can mine away your stress and build your way to inner peace. Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always available for counseling sessions in the Nether. So come join us and let’s craft away those anxious thoughts together!

YumBitsGrossBits

Appetite, culinary delights, culinary enjoyment, culinary experiences., culinary pleasures, culinary satisfaction, eating habits, flavor balance, food enjoyment, food portions, food preferences, food quantities, Gastronomy, gross in large quantities, indulgence, Moderation, portion control, small portions, taste buds, taste testing, YumBitsGrossBits

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is as wild as our players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of eating cake in tiny, bite-sized pieces but running for your life when faced with a giant, towering cake that threatens to devour you whole! Our server is full of surprises, just like that time when a player accidentally ate a whole stack of raw chicken and turned into a chicken-human hybrid. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see what crazy food adventures await you!

HanKangLitCraft Server

2024.., acclaimed writer, Author, award, Han Kang, HanKangLitCraft, international recognition, Korean author, Korean literature, literary achievement, literary excellence, literary honor, Literary world, Literature, Nobel laureate, Nobel Prize, Novelist, prestigious award, Server, south korea, South Korean, winner

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where we all pretend we’re living in a world where South Korean author Han Kang won the Nobel prize in literature in 2024? Yeah, I know, it’s like totally bonkers but hear me out – on this server, we all have to write our messages in the chat using only quotes from her books! And if you don’t, you get banished to the nether realm where you have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot! Trust me, it’s a wild ride and you won’t wanna miss out on all the wacky adventures that await you on this server. So come join us and let’s get literary in the world of Minecraft!

LebCraft: Prez Hunt & Block Push!

BLOCK, foreign relations, government installation, hezbollah, Hezbollah influence, Hezbollah opposition, hunt, Lebanese government, Lebanese leadership, Lebanese politics, Lebanese president, Lebanese sovereignty, Lebanon crisis, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, political instability, political interference, political manipulation, prez, push, regional tensions, US, us foreign policy, US influence, US intervention

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Crops Grown:	3991
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, dude. we got, like, a bunch of crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry wolves. it was, like, totally insane, man.

and, like, if you join our server, you can, like, become the king of the land and rule over all the other players. you can build, like, the biggest castle ever and show off to all your friends. it’s, like, the ultimate power trip, bro.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, dude, it’s, like, straight out of a movie. you gotta be, like, super sneaky to get through it without getting wrecked.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server, dude? it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft. come join us and let’s have some crazy fun together!

SmileCraft: Face-to-Face Fun

behavioral science, Body language, communication studies, emotional connection, emotional expression, face to face, FACETOFACE, Fun, human interaction, interpersonal relationships, mutual response, nonverbal communication, positive interactions, Psychology, real-life conversations, Relationship Building, smilecraft, smiling, social behavior, social cues, social dynamics, social interactions, social psychology

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis amaze-balls minecraft server cuz it’s, like, totally gonna make u smile so much dat u gonna make all da friends in da world. researchers, like, totally measured how much u smile in real-life convos and found out dat it, like, makes people, like, respond back more and stuff. so, like, join dis server and smile ur way to friendship and, like, total domination. u won’t regret it, bro.

Romania Dreams Minecraft Server

Adventure, Beautiful landscapes, blockquotepRomania, Culture Shock, discovering the unknown., dracula, dreams, eastern europe, European Vacation, Exploring, folklore, foreign country, Minecraft, Mysterious, New Day, Off the beaten path, Romania, Serverpblockquote, Traditional, Transylvania, travel, unexpected, unique experience, waking up

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mines Excavated:	4905	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is in Romania for some reason! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through the rugged terrain of Transylvania, avoiding vampire mobs and dodging garlic projectiles.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by Dracula himself. Dance the night away with creepers and zombies while sipping on potions of invisibility.

If you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at the Romanian Roulette mini-game, where the stakes are high and the rewards are… well, nonexistent.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness of Minecraft in Romania!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, Depravity, Eicon search tool, F-List, F-List community, favorite color, fetishes, flg, FList, Forums, general, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, shitposting aid, site drama, smp, Tierlists, webchat

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Zombie Dances:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

InventFailz – Minecraft SMP

blunder, catastrophe, cautionary tale, Civilization, Disaster, Downfall, error, Failure, hindsight, History, human invention, innovation, InventFailz, Minecraft, misguided, mistake, progress, regret, Regrettable, smp, Technology, Warning, worst invention

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is home to the most chaotic and ridiculous inventions you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lab where players are trying to create a potion that turns everything into cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

NeverlandCraft

Adventure, countries I won’t revisit, Country, culture, decision, Destination, Experience, Explore, Foreign, long tail: places I won’t return to, Memories, never again, NeverlandCraft, passport, regret, Revisit, tourism, travel, travel destinations I regret visiting, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	46	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ores Mined:	2687
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Remember that one time you accidentally stumbled into a country filled with killer bunnies and exploding sheep? Yeah, never going back there again. But hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure without the risk of getting blown up by fluffy animals, then you should definitely join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got a land so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it. Our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have some pretty sweet loot).

So if you’re tired of boring old countries and want to explore a world where anything is possible, join our server now! Who knows, you might even run into a talking cow or a dancing creeper. Just don’t ask them for directions, they’re terrible at navigation.

CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius

ai, artificial brain, Artificial Intelligence, Collective, CraftyBrains, economic structures, emergent property, GENIUS, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, innovation, recorded human knowledge, Resources, richest companies, Tap, Technology, wealth

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

come join our minecraft server where our players are actually artificial brains created by the richest companies and individuals in the world! we have the entirety of recorded human knowledge at our fingertips, so you know our builds are gonna be epic! economic structures have led us to this point, so why not embrace the inevitable and join us in this crazy adventure?

imagine mining with a brain that has all the answers, or battling mobs with a brain that can outsmart them at every turn. the possibilities are endless on our server, where AI reigns supreme and humanity takes a backseat.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs regular players when you can have artificial brains running the show? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for a truly mind-blowing experience!