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Hinocraft (formally J-C-H) – Small Friendly Community Survival

1.17, 1.18.1, 1.19, 1.20.1, 2.21, Adultstaff, bedrock, Bedrockandjava, Community, Crossplatform, Friendly, Friendlyserver, Friendlystaff, Friendlysurvival, Friends, Grief Prevention, Griefprevention, Hinocraft, J-C-H, java, Map, Minecraft, Plugins, Protection, Reset, Server, Simple, Small, Smallcommunity, Survival, Survivalserver, vintage

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Eh!This is a small server run by the same group of friends since 2014. The map has been reset a few times in its history (always with the consent of its members).

The current map is from February 2020. New 1.17 map! Updated to 1.18.1.Map updated to 1.19!Map update to 1.20.1!Map updated to 2.21

If you are looking for a vintage survival server running on basic plugins and grief prevention, this is the place for you!

j-c-h.apexmc.co

Welcome to Basovia, where the weather is modded and the computers are crafty!

Basovia, chisels and bits, Choices, city, Community, computers, continent, Crafty, Development, Discord, Dynmap, Infrastructure, Ip:, ISLAND, Large, memory leak, Modded, Mods, placeholder, Rural, sign pack, Small, urbanization, weather

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9285
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	9418	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Server Name	Basovia
Overview	Server project centered around development, urbanization, and infrastructure on a 2km x 2km island/small continent
Discord Server	Join Discord
Dynmap	View Dynmap
IP	68.71.47.77:25793
Mods	Download Mods*
Sign Pack	Download Sign Pack*

* If the download for these don’t work, join the discord and download them from #infos.

NOTE: Server has a memory leak, possibly related to Chisels and Bits.

FAQ:

What is the server project centered around?

The server project is centered around development, urbanization, and infrastructure on a 2km x 2km island/small continent.

Can I choose where to live on the server?

Yes, players can choose to live in a developed area and help it grow, or start a community in a rural region and build a large city away from the developed areas.

How can I join the server Discord?

You can join the server Discord by clicking on the Discord invite link.

Is there a Dynmap for the server?

Yes, you can view the Dynmap by clicking on the Dynmap link.

What should I do if the mod downloads are not working?

If the mod downloads are not working, you can join the Discord server and download them from the #infos channel.

What is the IP address and port for the server?

The IP address and port for the server are 68.71.47.77:25793.

Godwynn’s Growth Minecraft Server

BELIEF, black blade, Destruction, FANTASY, Godwynn, Godwynns, growth, kill, legend, Lore, lore community, lore fags, Minecraft, Mythology, Mythos, Prophecy, Server, speculation, storytelling, Tarnished, theory, tlb

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old lore fags talking about Godwynn destroying everything in TLB? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually go down there with a black blade and take him out yourself! Join us and become the ultimate hero of TLB, saving the world one block at a time. Who needs lore when you have the power to rewrite history with your trusty black blade? Join now and show those lore fags who’s boss!

ExFanShitShow Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Backlash, Content Creator, controversy, criticism, Drama, Elira, Entertainment, ex-fans, ExFanShitShow, influencer, internet culture, Minecraft, ONLINE, public opinion, reaction, shitting, smp, social media, Videos, viral video, vlogger, worth it

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Void Gems Collected:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by ex-fans who make videos shitting on you? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual empire! Elira thought she could escape the haters, but little did she know, our server is the ultimate safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Elira’s ex-fans green with envy! So why wait? Join now and leave the haters behind in the dust!

Trampolime Minecraft Server

backyard, compromise, Eviction, Eviction Notice, exception, family, Firepits, Good Tenants, Kid, Kiddie Pools, lease agreement, Liability, Liability Concerns, Minecraft, neurodivergent, pools, rental property, Server, three, Trampolime, trampoline, WIBTA

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	121	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a trampoline in a no-trampoline zone? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most well-behaved tenants would get evicted for not following the rules! Join us for a trampoline-free experience that will have you on the edge of your seat (but not bouncing on it, because trampolines are a no-go)! Who needs compromise when you can have chaos? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our rule-breaking world!

LoserCraft FunZone

Apology, Asshole, Confrontation, dinner party, Drunk, EMBARRASSMENT, friend group, FunZone, Heartless, lashing out, leech, Loser, LoserCraft, mean, MONEY, out of line, rap career, reality check, small company, split opinion, toilet cleaner

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142
Dragon Eggs Found:	7259	Meteorites Collected:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your leech-like friends behind, especially that one guy who thinks he’s a rap superstar but can’t even bring chips to a party.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and even start your own toilet cleaning business (just kidding, please don’t do that). We promise there will be no 3AM calls asking for rides from the bar, only friendly players looking to have a good time.

So come join us and let’s leave the drama at the dinner table where it belongs. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new friend who doesn’t mooch off you for their “music career”. See you in the game!

ShrinkingFriendz Minecraft Server

acquaintances, adulting, aging, busy schedules, changing priorities, close friends, Companionship, emotional bonds, FRIENDSHIPS, growing apart, Life Changes, Loneliness, maintaining friendships, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, Server, ShrinkingFriendz, social circles, Social Connections, social dynamics, socializing, support system

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	New Chunks Explored:	718219

Are you tired of your friends growing up and leaving you behind in the digital world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about losing friends again! Our server is like a magical time machine that keeps everyone forever young and connected through the power of blocky adventures.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about your circle of friends shrinking again. In fact, on our server, your circle of friends will only grow bigger and more hilarious as you embark on crazy quests, build epic structures, and battle mythical creatures together. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole virtual world of pals to play with?

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to shrinking friend circles and hello to a never-ending party of fun and laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockBusterInjury

accident, accident recovery, BlockBusterInjury, broken bones, car accident injury, emergency room visit, Healthcare, hospitalization, Injury prevention, injury rehabilitation, injury treatment, medical emergency, muscle strain, pain management, personal injury, physical therapy, Recovery, sports injury, Trauma, work injury, worst injury

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Emeralds Found:	1585
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8803

Have you ever been attacked by a pack of rabid creepers while trying to build your dream house in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that won’t happen! Unless, of course, you want it to for some adrenaline-pumping action!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and tell jokes while exploring the vast and wacky world we’ve created.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and mayhem that awaits you on our server. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

BoomCraft: RussianSpyGoneWrong

#intelligence agency, Attack, BOOMCRAFT, car bombing, Conflict, current events, eastern europe, explosion, injured, investigation, Military, military intelligence, Moscow, News, OFFICER, russia, RussianSpyGoneWrong, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War, world affairs

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Animals Bred:	51
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can be a military intelligence officer from Russia who got injured in a car bombing. But don’t worry, in this server, you can still kick butt and take names while building epic bases and fighting off creepers. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of espionage. So come on, comrade, join the fun and show everyone that even a car bombing can’t keep you down in this crazy Minecraft world!

OrgansRUsCraft

animal anatomy, animal awareness, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal eating habits, animal health, animal instincts, animal physiology, animal sleep, animal survival, Animals, biology, Eating, Instincts, internal organs, Organs, OrgansRUsCraft, physiology, Sleeping, Survival, wildlife

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3527	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

yo, so like, have you ever wondered what animals are thinking? well, on this server, animals are straight up clueless about their own bodies! they have no idea they have organs inside them or why they need to eat and sleep to survive. it’s like a reality show but in Minecraft! join now to witness the hilarious confusion of our animal friends as they navigate through life without a clue. plus, you can build epic structures and battle other players in epic PvP battles. come join the fun and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into on this wild server!