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DadDocDelay – Minecraft Server

adulting, alarm snooze, anger, apologies, belittling, berating, Communication, DadDocDelay, disassociation, Distress, Dogs, family dynamics, father’s appointment, forgetting leashes, lateness, Minecraft, pet store, punctuality, RESPONSIBILITY, Rushing, Server, waking up late

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where being late is a crime punishable by being chased by a pack of angry wolves! 🐺 Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s crazy morning drive!

🕰️ Set your alarms and make sure to wake up on time, or face the wrath of our virtual father figure who will berate you for being late to our epic quests! ⏰ Don’t forget your dog’s leashes or you’ll have to buy them in-game at our virtual pet store, just like this player had to do! 🐕

😂 Get ready for some intense role-playing where you’ll have to apologize multiple times and disassociate from reality to survive the journey with our quirky community members! 🤪 Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to help you navigate through family drama and absurd situations?

🎮 So come join us and experience the chaos, laughter, and unexpected moments that only our Minecraft server can provide! Who needs a boring morning drive when you can have a wild adventure with us instead? 😉

RostovDroneRage

airspace, complains, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, drone attack, Government, international relations, investigation, Massive, Military, response, Rostov, RostovDroneRage, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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so, like, u know how russia is always complainin bout stuff, well this time they’re all like “omg there’s a massive drone attack on rostov, we’re freakin out!” but like, jokes on them cuz it’s just us playin on our epic minecraft server! come join us and be part of the chaos, fly drones, blow stuff up, and make russia think they’re under attack when really it’s just a bunch of gamers havin a blast! join now for the ultimate trolling experience!

DopamineCraftSociety

addiction, Artificial Intelligence, collapse, dopamine, DopamineCraftSociety, Dystopia, Ethics, Future, Happiness, Human Behavior, innovation, manual creation, mental health, neuroscience, neurotransmitter, Science, societal collapse, societal impact, society, technological advancement, Technology

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give u unlimited steak. it’s like a freakin’ paradise, man.

plus, we got this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world with their mind control powers, but don’t worry, we’re on it. join us and help us stop the alien invasion, dude.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i swear. just make sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting while we ride through the lava.

so come on, join our server and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

CraftyCancerPreventer

Cancer prevention, cancer prevention research, cancer risk, cancer risk reduction, CraftyCancerPreventer, diabetes drugs, diabetes medications, Evidence, findings, GLP-1 receptor agonists, GLP-1RAs, high-risk populations, obesity-associated cancers, obesity-related cancers, ozempic, potential benefits, Prevention, risk reduction, STUDIES, weight loss, weight loss medications

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also wanted to lose weight and prevent cancer at the same time? well, this server is like a magical pill that does all that for u! join now and u will be losing weight faster than a creeper explodes! plus, u will be preventing cancer like a pro! who knew playing minecraft could be so healthy and fun at the same time? come join us and start your journey to a healthier and blockier life!

Once upon a time in Storyfortune… Where even creepers know the value of diamonds!

auction house, Chest Shops, Community, CREEPERS, diamonds, Economy, Head Merchant, java edition, Jobs, Land claiming, Marriage, multiplayer, player experience, Player Protection, Player Shops, Player Warps, Quests, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Sit, smp, Storyfortune, Survival, Time, Toggle PvP

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Storyfortune Minecraft Server

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience!

Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.

We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?

IP: rdt.storyfortune.net Version: 1.20-1.21

Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules

Server release trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZTDdLEcGy8

Features:

Feature	Description
GriefPrevention	Easily protect your builds to make them grief-proof!
Chest Shops	Buy or sell any item you want from player Chest Shops! Easily create and manage them!
Auction House	List items on the auction house for others players to buy/bid on!
Player Warps	Set your own player warp, whether that be for a shop or an epic base you made, anyone on the server will be able to teleport!
/sit	Make yourself sit anywhere!
Marriage	Request to marry another player – meant to cater towards those who like to roleplay. Adds a small red heart next to your name when married with your partner’s name.
Toggle PvP	Toggle your PvP, or leave it disabled!
Head Merchant	Access over 50k+ custom decorative heads!
Quests	Complete quests to earn money with the option to pick easy or hard challenges!
Jobs	Join jobs to earn money and unlock various special features!
ChatGames	A fun way to earn a bit of money and interact with others in a friendly way!
mcMMO	Earn special abilities by leveling up 15 different skills!

FAQ: Questions & Answers

1. How do I join the server? You can join by using the IP address: rdt.storyfortune.net on Minecraft: Java Edition version 1.20-1.21.

2. Is the server grief-free? Yes, we have GriefPrevention to easily protect your builds from any griefing.

3. Can I create my own player warp? Yes, you can set your own player warp for others to teleport to.

4. Are there in-game marriages? Yes, you can request to marry another player on the server.

5. How can I earn money on the server? You can complete quests, join jobs, participate in ChatGames, and more to earn money.

IndieCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

independent artist, independent music, Independent Success, indie, indie artist, indie artist popularity, indie artist success, indie culture, indie music, indie music industry, indie music popularity, indie music success, indie musician popularity, indie musician success, indie popularity, indie scene, indie success, indie success story, IndieCraft, Minecraft, Popular, Server, success, Ultimate

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal on our server, you’ll be transported to a land where all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of cake? You got it.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

MineCraftyArk – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a kiddie pool. Join us for the chance to mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure obsidian, ride pigs into battle like a knight in shining armor, and build a castle so epic, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, ready to challenge any player to a duel. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now!

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Connection, consent, emotional intelligence, empowerment, Exploration, fulfillment, growth, Intimacy, Minecraft, personal development, PixelPleasure, Pleasure, Reflection, relationships, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Server, Sexuality, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Our server is like no other, with secret underground dungeons filled with naughty mobs and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all – our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From epic build battles to outrageous pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft!

EgoCraft: Love Thyself

EgoCraft, inner strength, love, personal growth, positive attitude, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assertiveness, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, thyself

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and discover a whole new world of wackiness and wonder.

One thing you’ll love about yourself after joining our server is your newfound ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. That’s right, forget about boring old survival mode – on our server, you’ll be soaring through the skies like a boss.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Get your groove on and show off your best dance moves while surrounded by glittering diamonds and glowing lava.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, why not try our special enchanted food that gives you superpowers? Eat a magical carrot and suddenly you’ll be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or summon a herd of explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock your true potential. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant statues of cheese or taming wild chickens to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless on our crazy Minecraft server!

PixelPolitik Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, controversial visit, Democracy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, EU leaders, European Council, european union, foreign policy, global politics, Hungary, international relations, Minecraft, PixelPolitik, political alliances, Politics, power dynamics, russia, sanctions, Server, Viktor Orbán, Vladimir Putin

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so, liek, u know dat one time when Viktor Orbán waz all liek, “hey Putin, let’s be bffs” and den all da EU leaders were all liek, “omg no way, dat’s so not cool”? well, dat’s basically wat dis server is all about – makin crazy alliances and causin drama!

join dis server if u wanna be part of a wild ride where u can team up with ur frenemies and take over da world! build epic bases, battle epic monsters, and maybe even start a political scandal or two – da possibilities are endless!

plus, rumor haz it dat if u join dis server, u might even get a chance to meet Viktor Orbán and Vladimir Putin themselves! who knows, maybe dey’ll even invite u to their next secret meeting to plan world domination – now wouldn’t dat be sumthin?

so, wut r u waitin for? come join da chaos and see where it takes u on dis totally insane Minecraft server! just remember, any alliances u make are totally not legally binding – unless u wanna sign a contract in-game, den dat’s a whole nother story!

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Farms Harvested:	194	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Towns Built:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Animals Bred:	147	Dimension Hops:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6193	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

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DadDocDelay – Minecraft Server

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Once upon a time in Storyfortune… Where even creepers know the value of diamonds!

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Storyfortune Minecraft Server

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IndieCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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MineCraftyArk – Minecraft Server

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EgoCraft: Love Thyself

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PixelPolitik Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ores Mined:	8626
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Animals Bred:	130	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crops Grown:	2221

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6879	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchantments Applied:	224
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18