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CraftyCunt Minecraft Server

CraftyCunt, Fantasy pregnancy, fetish desires, Impregnation fetish, Impregnation kink, Interracial impregnation, Interracial Relationships, Interracial reproduction, Minecraft, Pregnancy kink, Race fetish, Race of the woman you’d impregnate, race play, Racial fantasies, Server, sexual fantasies, sexual fetishes, sexual preferences, taboo desires, taboo fantasies, Your cunt, Your race

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t care about your race, your gender, or even your favorite ice cream flavor. All we care about is having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. True story. Where else can you experience that kind of madness?

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night? It’s lit, my friend. Literally, we have glowstone everywhere.

So come on, join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow about the best way to build a castle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server.

MineCraftMoodBoosters

coping mechanisms, distractions, Emotional support, emotional well being, Exercise, hobbies, journaling, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftMoodBoosters, music therapy, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, Sadness, seeking help, self reflection, self soothing, self-care, self-care routine, talking it out, Therapy

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mines Excavated:	2583
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of crying into your pillow whenever you’re feeling down? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your sadness melt away as you build a virtual empire of happiness and rainbows! Our server is equipped with magical unicorns that will grant you wishes, a secret underground disco party where you can dance away your troubles, and a hot tub filled with chocolate pudding for ultimate relaxation. So say goodbye to sadness and hello to endless laughter and fun on our server!

CraftyCommies

#covert operations, arrested, BETRAYAL, China, CraftyCommies, Espionage, Espionage Ring, espionage tactics, foreign relations, intelligence, investigation, Jails, national security, political scandal, Prison, seduced by money, SPIES, Surveillance, taiwan, undercover, work

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join. we got spies and stuff, but not the boring kind. these spies were like seduced by money to work for china, can you believe it? but don’t worry, we’ll keep you safe from all that drama. come join us for some epic minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some secret spy missions along the way. trust me, you won’t regret it. join now before it’s too late!

TSA Pat Down Simulator

airport adventures, airport anecdotes, airport experiences, airport frustrations, airport humor, airport inconveniences, airport mishaps, airport screening, airport security, airport security measures, airport stories, balls of steel, embarrassing moments, Metal detector, Pat, pat down, personal space invasion, security checkpoint, SIMULATOR, travel woes, TSA, TSA scanner, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

“hey u, yeah u! want to join a minecraft server that will make u forget all about ur balls of steel? well, come on down to our server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for u!

imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and leading u on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword.

but wait, there’s more! u stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas in tuxedos playing poker with creepers. they invite u to join in and before u know it, u are the reigning champion of llama poker night.

oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off? yeah, that’s a thing too.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, off-the-wall, totally bananas minecraft adventures of ur life! ur balls of steel will thank u later.”

MitochondriaBrainFling

brain cells, brain function, brain health, cell biology, cellular biology, cellular communication, cellular health, Dna, genetics, Mitochondria, MitochondriaBrainFling, mitochondrial DNA, Mitochondrial Evolution, Mitochondrial function, Mitochondrial Genetics, Mitochondrial Research, Mitochondrial transfer, neurology, research, Science

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

hey u! do u like minecraft? well this server is the bomb diggity! u know why? because mitochondria are flinging their dna into our brain cells! like, what even is that?! but it’s happening on our server and it’s wild! join us for a crazy adventure where u never know what’s gonna happen next! build, explore, and maybe even discover the secrets of the universe! so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Fermium MC: Infinite Blocks, Limited Brain Cells! Come survive with us in style!

Bedwars, blocks, Brain, cells, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Fermium, Hardcore, Infinite, LIMITED, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Style, SURVIVE, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Potions Brewed:	160
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ores Mined:	3142
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mines Excavated:	1113
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Fermium MC Survival Server Overview
Server Name	Fermium MC Survival
Server IP	play.fermium-mc.fun
Community Size	Around 10 players

Server Features
– Chest sorting with ChestSort mod
– Filtered hoppers for sorting systems
– Tool Leveling system for enhanced tools
– Upgradable spawners and hoppers
– 20 new ore tiers, custom armor, and tools

Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the Fermium MC Survival server?

To join, simply use the server IP: play.fermium-mc.fun

What mods are available on the server?

The server features ChestSort for chest sorting, Filtered hoppers for sorting systems, and a Tool Leveling system for enhanced tools.

How do I upgrade my spawners and hoppers?

You can upgrade your spawners and hoppers on the server using in-game currency or resources.

Can I use custom armor and tools on the server?

Yes, the server offers 20 new ore tiers, custom armor, and tools based on Terraria ores.

DurararaCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Anri Sonohara, Celty Sturluson, Dollars gang, dullahan, Durarara!, DurararaCraft, headless woman, ikebukuro, Izaya Orihara, Japanese light novel series, Masaomi Kida, Mikado Ryuugamine, Minecraft, Mystery, Ryohgo Narita, Selty’s head, Server, Shinra Kishitani, Shizuo Heiwajima, Supernatural, urban fantasy, Urban Legends

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find a headless woman wandering around the spawn area! Join us for the chance to witness this rare and mysterious sight, and maybe even help her find her missing head (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamond blocks instead of leaves. Imagine the riches you could gather just by taking a stroll through the woods! Just watch out for the enchanted skeletons who guard the treasure with their life (literally, they respawn every time you defeat them).

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a trip to the Nether? Rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the only way to survive is by building a house out of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

So come join us on our server for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world!

/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

Adventure 25th Color Evolution, Bandai Card Games Fest, CS Mod Details, Digimon, digimon adventure 02, Digimon comic award, Digimon Dreamers, digimon survive, EN Reference Book, Gomamon, Habu Kazumasa, Ichiban Kuji lottery, Liberator, LM-04, Look Up Piyomon, Lost Evolution, madness, Minecraft, MineSMP, smp, Terriermon

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	45
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have Digimon-themed builds and adventures that will blow your mind!

Imagine building your own Digimon village with your friends, battling against evil Digimon bosses, and even taming your own digital monsters to fight by your side. And guess what? Our server is so advanced, we even have a Digimon card game mini-game that you can play with other players!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Digimon master! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, you might even run into Terriermon himself roaming around the server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some Digimon madness!

RoommateRaunch Minecraft Server

aita, Alone Time, ANNOYING, asparagus, CONSTANT, ecstasy, eggplants, fed up, funny, genitalia, grocery shopping, humor, ignore, Leave, Minecraft, mushrooms, relationship, rhyme, roommate, RoommateRaunch, Server, sexual jokes, VEGETABLES, Yelling

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of boring grocery shopping trips turning into a vegetable-themed stand-up comedy show? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with asparagus antics, mushroom madness, and eggplant escapades! Our community is full of players who love to turn everyday tasks into hilarious adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a rhyme battle over the best way to cook a carrot! So come on down and join us for a veggie-filled extravaganza like no other. Just remember, leave the ecstasy jokes at home – we’re all about family-friendly fun here!

SilentSitterNoBabysit

ANNOYED, Argument, babies, baby, babysit, Beliefs, care, crying, discrimination, effects, feelings, Future, hear out, MINDLESS, refusing, response, Sensitive, SilentSitterNoBabysit, sister-in-law, unwilling, Upset

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Holy Grails Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jane’s beliefs about babies? Look no further! Join our server for a truly mindless experience where babies don’t cry and you can do whatever you want without consequences!

Just like Jane, we believe that babies are basically tiny robots with no feelings, so you can build, mine, and explore without a care in the world. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, just tell them to “fuck you and your dumb ass kids” and keep on gaming!

So come on over and join the fun on our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else!

BoomerCrushinMinecraftSMP

acceptance, age difference, age gap, attraction, BoomerCrushinMinecraftSMP, Communication, DATING, emotional connection, generational differences, judgment, love, Maturity, older partners, personal boundaries, relationships, self reflection, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, unconventional relationships, Understanding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is the same age? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who are all at least 100 years old! That’s right, we only accept players who have lived through multiple lifetimes and have the wisdom of ancient civilizations.

Join our SMP if you want to learn how to build a house out of stone blocks that have been around since the dinosaurs roamed the earth. Or maybe you want to team up with a player who fought in the Great Potato War of 1823 and can teach you the ways of battle.

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and mingle with the elders of the gaming world, come join our server today! Just be prepared for some seriously old-school shenanigans and maybe even a few grandpa jokes along the way.