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  • CraftyCunt Minecraft Server

    CraftyCunt Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 3277
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Votes: 6843
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Alien Abductions: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 27

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    Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t care about your race, your gender, or even your favorite ice cream flavor. All we care about is having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. True story. Where else can you experience that kind of madness?

    Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night? It’s lit, my friend. Literally, we have glowstone everywhere.

    So come on, join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow about the best way to build a castle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server.

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  • Disturbia Anarchy

    Disturbia Anarchy
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 3695
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Zombie Dances: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 28 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

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    Enter the Chaos: The Ultimate Anarchy Server

    Step into a world where there are no rules, no limits, and no second chances—just pure survival in a player-driven wasteland. Build hidden fortresses, outwit your enemies, or create shifting alliances in a lawless land where trust is rare, and betrayal is everywhere. Our never-resetting map tells the story of every epic battle and crumbled empire, ensuring your mark on the world lasts forever. Whether you dominate as a lone wolf or rise with a faction, this server is your canvas for chaos. Join now and prove you have what it takes to thrive where only the bold survive.

    73.234.168.118

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  • Ideal Husband Minecraft Server

    Ideal Husband Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 582
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

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    Are you tired of searching for the perfect partner in real life? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can design your dream husband from scratch! From his pixelated hair to his blocky abs, you have full control over creating the man of your dreams. Plus, he’ll never leave the toilet seat up or forget your anniversary because, well, he’s not real! Join our server now and start building your virtual happily ever after.

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  • Dom’sRandomMinecraft SMPAdventure

    Dom’sRandomMinecraft SMPAdventure
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 5392
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 162 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

    Picture this: Dom, the infamous llama king, has taken over the server and is demanding all players bow down to him. Will you join forces with him and become his loyal llama subjects? Or will you rise up against him and lead the rebellion to overthrow his fluffy tyranny?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic rainbow sheepicorn! Legend has it that whoever captures this mythical creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to find and tame the sheepicorn?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, when in doubt, blame everything on Dom. It’s always his fault, trust us.

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  • The roof

    The roof
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 3459
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Potions Brewed: 191
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Zombie Dances: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

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    “Enter a wild anarchy world with no rules, player-driven economy, and endless chaos! IP: mc.upaa.co”

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  • Hidden Server Minecraft server

    Hidden Server Minecraft server
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 5223
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
    Star Shards Collected: 228 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

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    Server with people

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  • Tajik Trolls Minecraft Server

    Tajik Trolls Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 9421
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 798 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Zombie Dances: 0

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

    Join us and become part of a community where Chinese Tajiks reign supreme, showing off their patriotism in the most epic ways possible. We’ve got Uyghurs shaking in their virtual boots as they witness the glory of our Tajik players.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so insane that even the Tajiks in Afghanistan and Tajikistan are jealous of the fun we’re having. They wish they could teleport into our world and join in on the madness.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a virtual adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary Chinese Tajik hero of Minecraft!

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  • /MLB/ : The Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC of Los Angeles Edition Minecraft SMP

    /MLB/ : The Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC of Los Angeles Edition Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 1820
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Animals Bred: 168
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

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    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a Dodgers player contract negotiation! Witness Ohtani searching for baseball cards of his own exposed penis, while Crawford plans to retire and meet his fate at sea like a true sailor. The Dodgers are adding Snell in a seductive whisper, while the Rays face a stadium decision that may lead them to play at Raymonds next year. And let’s not forget about the Dodgers minor leaguer who got suspended for doping, cattle rustling, and debauchery – talk about a triple threat! Join now to be a part of teams like the Recker gang bang club FC and the Kansas City Queens – it’s a guaranteed adventure you won’t want to miss!

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  • SMP Templars

    SMP Templars
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 6965
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Enchantments Applied: 227 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

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    Templarios.holy.gg invites you to join an epic kingdom inspired by the mythical Order of the Templars, where adventure, strategy and community come together to create a unique experience. With over 70 quests, custom biomes, exclusive enchantments, and a world full of custom mobs and challenges, every corner is designed to challenge your skills. Customize your experience with interactive menus, tool skins, and cosmetics as you explore dungeons, build your domain, or compete on leaderboards. Enjoy advanced features such as protection systems, dynamic economy, shops, auctions and jobs to boost your progress. Plus, with pets, holograms, kits, and special effects, every player can stand out in the vast world of Templarios.holy.gg. Build your legacy and defend the kingdom with honor!

    templarios.holy.gg

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 7146
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Falling into the Void: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 6

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    Are you tired of not being able to play your favorite games because of some silly restrictions? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can play all the Fromsoft and Pokemon games you want, without any pesky bans or limitations!

    Join us and become a part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. We have Hololive members streaming live from our server, battling it out in epic PvP matches and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Who needs Fromsoft and Pokemon games when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this crazy adventure. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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  • Rook how China man work so hard! – Minecraft SMP

    Rook how China man work so hard! – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 3681
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Potions Brewed: 161 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17

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    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pandas ride around on llamas, creepers breakdance instead of exploding, and the Ender Dragon has a secret passion for karaoke.

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. We’ve got custom mobs like ninja chickens and zombie clowns, and our admins are always ready to throw a surprise event like a parkour race with flying pigs or a fishing competition with squids wearing top hats.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary China man, who works so hard that he’s managed to build a skyscraper out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Rumor has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a potato and a pet parrot named Gerald.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with a dancing creeper or discover the secret to taming a llama with a mustache. It’s all possible in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

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