your butt bro – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Ethereal Sky Realms 1.20.6

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Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled universe where unicorns fart glitter and creepers wear tutus.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until you pee your pants.

We’ve got custom mods that will make your brain explode with excitement and mini-games that will make you scream “I’ll be up your butt bro, homo” in the chat.

So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO, am I right?

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❤️ FluxMC❤️Anarchy, Vulture, Events💎1.9-1.21.4 Minecraft server

admins, Anarchy, Antixray, Clan, donation, Dupes, Events, Ip:, lags, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, Mob Arena, mystics, Players, privates, Server, Shop, Spawn, Version, Vulture, Website

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▒ ➥ Latest version

▒ ➥ Clan privates

▒ ➥ Upgrading privates

▒ ➥ Powerful antiXray

▒ ➥ No dupes or lags

▒ ➥ Very kind admins and players!

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Our IP: mc.fluxmc.ru

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Astral Dreams

Minecraft Server
Overview
Looking for members in a small SMP with create mods and more in store. The server is not currently up, but you can join the discord for updates.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Minecraft server?	The server is not currently up, but you can join the discord for updates on when it will be available.
What mods are available on the server?	We have create mods and more in store, stay tuned for updates on additional mods.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server once it is up and running.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	Details on any whitelist requirements will be provided closer to the server launch date.

EternalCraft Skylands 1.20.2

1.20.2, 27 year old male, autistic, bad teeth, building a gaming computer, coping strategies, distraction, EternalCraft, failed life, female fat distribution, hate socializing, khhv, norwood 2, rigged game, short, Skylands, soft face with acne scars, squandered opportunities, testicular torsion of the soul, Ugly

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the painful mediocrity of real life! Build your dream world and forget about your ugly face, bad teeth, and social awkwardness. Let your autistic creativity run wild as you create a new reality where you are the master of your own destiny. Don’t squander this opportunity to turn your life around and find solace in the pixelated world of possibilities. It’s like testicular torsion of the soul, but in a good way!

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IDCraft Minecraft Server

age verification, alarm bells, Backwoods, cigarettes, compliance, customer service, fear response, gas station, Id, IDCraft, intimidation, judgement call, legal requirements, loud voice, Minecraft, nervous pacing, refusal of service, Retail, safety precautions, Server, training materials, under age, zigzags

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this gas station encounter? Look no further than our server, where we card everyone under thirty before they can enter our virtual world!

Join us for intense moments of carding players, nervous pacing, and tense standoffs over virtual cigarettes. Our GM has your back just like in this story, ready to support you in all your virtual adventures. And don’t worry, if things get too intense, you can always refuse service to any scary or weird players.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing louder than your booming voice in fear is the sound of creepers exploding! Join now and experience the thrill of virtual carding like never before.

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ConcertCraft – Boyfriend Approved?

APPROVED, bad partner, Boundaries, Boyfriend, compromise, Concert, concert lover, ConcertCraft, controlling behavior, emotional manipulation, Guilt, guilt trip, inconsiderate, long distance girlfriend, long-distance boyfriend, long-distance relationship, Manipulation, music lover, strict rules, toxic relationship, unfair dynamic, unreasonable

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!

Our server is like a long-distance relationship – full of boundaries and restrictions that make no sense! Dress modestly (no diamond armor allowed), don’t stay out after 9 PM (zombies come out at night, after all), avoid clubs (unless they’re creeper clubs), and definitely don’t hang out with male villagers one-on-one (they can be quite flirtatious).

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called an emotional manipulator by our admin team when you try to justify your actions. It’s like a rollercoaster of guilt and confusion!

And don’t even get us started on the concert drama. Our server is filled with drama queens who think concerts are a waste of time and money. But fear not, you can still enjoy music in our server – just make sure to avoid any mobs that might try to ruin your concert experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Who needs a concert when you have our server to entertain you?

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SMPAdultingProblems – Minecraft SMP

adulthood struggles, adulting, career uncertainty, communication skills, coping with loss, Decision making, emotional maturity, family dynamics, financial stress, health concerns, life lessons, mental health struggles, Minecraft, navigating responsibilities, personal growth, relationship issues, self-care, smp, SMPAdultingProblems, societal expectations, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. Like, imagine a world where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s wild, man.

So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and this chicken came up to me and challenged me to a dance-off. I was like, “Bro, I got moves you ain’t never seen before.” And let me tell you, that chicken had some serious skills. We ended up forming a dance crew and taking over the server.

But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’re planning to take over the server and turn all the cows into disco balls. It’s a whole conspiracy, man.

So, if you wanna join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta hop on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?

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DetentionCraft

Breaking Rules, detention, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, expulsion, punishment consequences, punishment consequences in school, punishment stories, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school discipline, school discipline stories, school experiences, school memories, school punishment, school punishment consequences, school punishment memories, school rules, suspension, worst punishment

Are you tired of boring old school punishments like detention or writing lines? Well, on our Minecraft server, the worst punishment you’ll receive is being forced to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire day! That’s right, no more boring detentions here, just hilarious pumpkin head shenanigans.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and have the time of your life, join our server today. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!

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CraftyCommiesMC

Capture, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Dictatorship, human rights violations, international relations, loyalty, mental health, Military, military orders, north korean, obedience, political ideology, Propaganda, psychological warfare, seoul, SUICIDE, totalitarian regime, Troops, Ukraine, War Tactics

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur own communist paradise, just like in north korea! u can even pretend to be a north korean troop and choose suicide over capture in ukraine, just like they do in real life! it’s like roleplaying but with a twist, u feel me? join now for a chance to experience the thrill of living on the edge and making questionable life choices in a blocky world. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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SpaceCraft: Solar FlexiCells

alternative energy sources, carbon-based solar cells, electricity generation, energy efficiency, flexible solar cells, FlexiCells, gallium arsenide, innovative materials, lightweight materials, Organic solar cells, radiation testing, radiation-resistant materials, renewable energy, silicon solar cells, Solar, solar energy, solar panel technology, solar power, space exploration, Space missions, space technology, spacecraft, sustainable technology

Yo, so like, this server is outta this world, literally! We got organic solar cells that are like, super light and flexible, perfect for space travel. These bad boys are radiation-resistant, so you ain’t gotta worry about them getting fried by cosmic rays or whatever.

Our testing shows that these solar cells made from carbon-based materials are gonna blow your mind. They outperform those basic silicon and gallium arsenide cells by a long shot. Like, imagine cruising through the galaxy with unlimited power thanks to our space-age technology.

Join our server and be part of the future, where the sun is your best friend and the stars are your playground. Don’t miss out on this cosmic adventure, come on board and let’s explore the universe together!

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Lucky Bet City 1.21

Bet.., BETTING, card games, Casino, city, Drama, Entertainment, exclusion, finding, gambling, Karegurui, Keen, long tail tags, Lucky, Mangaka, Recommendations, search, series, Suspense, television, Thrill, Tropes, tv shows

Bro, forget about those boring mangaka shows, come join our Minecraft server instead! We have more excitement than a manga convention on fire!

You won’t find any Karegurui here, just pure unadulterated fun and chaos.

Join us and build the craziest creations you can imagine, no limits, just like your wildest manga dreams.

Don’t be a normie, join our server and let your creativity run wild!

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