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Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server

3 a.m., action, Anime, awkward situation, comedy, Decision making, FANTASY, fate, Fate/stay night: Heaven’s Feel, feel, funny, Gaming, heaven’s, humor, japanese, late night, meme, Minecraft, night, Otaku, role playing, romance, senpai, Server, stay, Supernatural, visual novel, Your balls on my hand

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Void Gems Collected:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Buildings Constructed:	32
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure on our server? Picture this: it’s 3 a.m., and you find yourself in a bizarre scenario where your balls are mysteriously in someone else’s hand. But fear not, because on our server, anything can happen! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a ball-handling predicament like never before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

BoomerCraft: Find a Better Boomer, You Ask? LOL

#youtube, baby boomer, better boomer, boomer, BoomerCraft, comedy, commentary, critique, Entertainment, Find, funny, generation gap, humor, internet, lol, millennial, online content, popular culture, reaction, social media, Technology, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Runes Activated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring old boomers in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have the most epic boomers you’ll ever encounter! These boomers can build a house faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe” and they’ll even throw a party in the Nether! Join our server and witness the legendary boomer battles where they fight over who has the best enchanted armor. Don’t miss out on the boomer madness, join now!

Crafty Memes and Creepers: Where /pol/ Weirdos Unite

antisemitism, Communication, community dynamics, Crafty, CREEPERS, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, discrimination, Global, international relations, internet culture, Jews, memes, online behavior, online forums, Perception, POL, Politics, prejudice, social media, social perception, societal norms, Stereotypes, unite, Weirdo, weirdos

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Farms Harvested:	444
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens. But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players can challenge a giant diamond-encrusted potato to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

𝚃𝙴𝙸𝙰 – Dungey / magic / survival 1.16-1.20.4 Minecraft server

ADMIN, Auction, Battles, Builder, Buildings, creativity, Currency, dungey, Economy, Fly, generation, Improvement, listening to players, Magic, Rewards, shoot, Survival, Teleport, Trading, Version 1.20+

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423	Dragon Eggs Found:	7080
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

IP – mc.teia.su

Version: 1.16-1.20.4

• Here you will NOT find: imbalances of clothes, creative items that break the economy,

admin banning due to “.!.” and everything like that

But here is everything that will diversify your game:

• In creativity it is impossible to give or take things, only build for those who love it

• Magic! You can shoot, fly, teleport and much more

• Dungey! A world with a bunch of castles and other buildings. Battles and special rewards await you

• There is also regular survival with a new, magical generation on version 1.20

• There are beautiful buildings

• Auction – you can trade with other players

• Buyer – you can sell him certain items

• Works – earning game currency for various actions (for example, digging in a mine)

• The server is constantly improving, admins listen to players

mc.teia.su

TFMC: The Fantastically Mediocre Server where you can pretend to be someone else! Now with a whitelist!

Agriculturist, alchemist, Arcane, Discord, Engineer, fantastically, fletcher, Justice, mediocre, Minecraft, miner, Mysticism, PRETEND, Realm, Roleplay, Season, Server, Smithing, TFMC, Trailer, Villain, Wars, Whitelist, Woodcutter

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	659
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

TFMC Server Overview

Features	Description
Minecraft Roleplay	Forge your path as a master Smith, Fletcher, Miner, Woodcutter, Agriculturist, or Engineer
Custom Resource Pack	Immerse in our unique resource pack for a customized experience
Over 60 Magic Spells	Harness powerful magic to aid you on your adventures
Player-Based Economy	Trade, buy, and sell with other players in a dynamic economy
Exclusive Events	Participate in special events that shape the world around you

FAQ

Q: How do I join the TFMC Realm?

A: You can join our Discord server at discord.gg/tfmc to get started.

Q: What is the theme of the server?

A: The server focuses on medieval fantasy roleplay, where players can choose various professions and engage in immersive storytelling.

Q: Are there any custom features in the server?

A: Yes, the server has a custom resource pack, over 60 magic spells, and a player-based economy for a unique gameplay experience.

Q: How often are events held on the server?

A: Exclusive events are regularly scheduled to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players.

Q: Can I collaborate with other players on the server?

A: Yes, the server encourages players to forge friendships, alliances, and rivalries as they collectively shape the realm’s destiny.

Crafty Chaos: Country Edition

Chaos, Corruption, Country, Crafty, Crisis, Despair, Disaster, Dysfunction, Economy, Edition, Failure, fucked, Government, hopelessness, Incompetence, INEQUALITY, instability, leadership, Politics, society, TURMOIL, Unrest

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Star Shards Collected:	279
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of living in a country that’s more messed up than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world! Join us and watch as your problems disappear faster than a stack of diamonds in a lava pit.

On our server, you can build your own utopia where the only laws are the laws of physics (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Need to escape a corrupt government? Just hop on our server and create your own democratic paradise where everyone gets a say, even the chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to participate in our weekly “Pig Racing Championships” where the stakes are high and the pigs are faster than a speeding arrow. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-world problems behind. Because let’s face it, your country is probably more screwed up than a redstone contraption built by a noob.

Clock Wife’s Pixel Tits Emporium – Where Time and Pixels Collide in a Hilarious Adventure! LOL

Adventure, clock, collide, cute, Emporium, hilarious, lol, long trail, looking, PIXEL, pixels, STOP, tags, Time, tits, VT, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magic Items Found:	8646
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of getting distracted by your cute clock wife’s mesmerizing tits while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have implemented a revolutionary anti-clock-wife-tit-distracting technology! Join us now and never worry about accidentally staring at your clock wife’s assets again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these fearless feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire in epic, poultry-packed battles that will leave you clucking with excitement!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on the back of a giant flying pig? That’s right, our server is literally piggybacking its way through the Minecraft universe, soaring through the skies and leaving a trail of bacon-scented awesomeness in its wake.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a gaming experience unlike any other, where clock wives, chicken armies, and flying pigs come together in a whirlwind of chaos and hilarity!

2TMC: The Grandma Edition – No Gremlins Allowed and No Yelling After 9 PM Syrup Available

2TMC, AFKDisplay, Allowed, Anti Enderman Grief, Armored Elytra, Better Item Frames, blackstone cobblestone, Blaze And Caves Advancements Pack, charcoal to black dye, coal to black dye, confetti creepers, coordinates hud, craftable bundles rabbit hide, craftable coral blocks 3×3, craftable gravel, craftable notch apples, Custom Nether Portals, Double Shulker Shells, Dragon Drops, durability ping, Edition, Fast Leaf Decay, Grandma, Graves, gremlins, Semi Vanilla, Syrup, Yelling

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Server Name	2TMC (21+ Minecraft Community)
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Emphasis	Friendly community with a bit of chaos
Server Location	North America
Discord Requirement	Yes, along with a microphone

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, please fill out the application form linked in the description.

Q: What mods/data packs are used on the server?

A: The server uses a variety of data packs and fabric mods to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience. You can find the full list in the description above.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, there are specific rules that all players must adhere to. These rules include being respectful, no griefing, stealing, or cheating, chat in English only, no hacking or hacked clients, and more. Please refer to the Server Rules section above for the complete list of rules.

Q: Can I do pranks on the server?

A: Non-destructive pranks are allowed on the server, similar to the style of pranks seen on Hermitcraft.

Q: Is the server friendly to content creators (YouTubers/Streamers)?

A: Yes, the server is youtuber/streamer friendly. If you love playing Minecraft and creating content, this server welcomes you.

Q: Are players from all around the world accepted on the server?

A: Yes, while the server is based in North America, players from all around the world are welcomed to join.

Q: What is the age requirement to join the server?

A: The server is a 21+ community, so all players must be 21 years or older to join.

IdolCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Stars!

#youtube, Archive, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, CREEPERS, Enya Ignis, fuyo cloverfield, Idol, idol corp general, idol Friends, IdolCraft, jidf, juna unagi, kai saikota, Kattarina Qutie, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, Meica05, merch, Momo Otako, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Prism, real, rin penrose, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, schedules, Shabel Tonya, Stars, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, twitter, V-Dere, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Website, yuko yurei

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Crops Grown:	9310
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	54
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server, where our virtual idols are taking over the virtual world! Join us for epic adventures with Kattarina Qutie, Nikki Rei, Yuko Yurei, Juna Unagi, Rin Penrose, Fuyo Cloverfield, Roca Rourin, Poko Rakun, Kai Saikota, Momo Otako, Coni Confetti, Meica05, Koa Akugaki, Ruby Runeheart, Lalabell Lullaby, Taiga Toragami, Enya Ignis, Chikafuji Lisa, and Shabel Tonya!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: Mogs RE4R Edition

catchphrases, Edition, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, humor, iconic, iconic quotes, internet culture, internet memes, madness, MAYHEM, memes, Minecraft, Mogs, Nostalgia, nothin personnel kid, online gaming, popular culture, quotes, re4r.., resident evil, video games, viral

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary player known as “mogs RE4R” who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden spoon. Rumor has it that if you can find him in the game, he’ll teach you the secret dance moves that will make you invincible in PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly abducted by aliens (hey, it’s happened before). Remember, on our server, nothing is personnel, kid.

CraftersLand Network Servers – [AssassinS | Survival | Creative | Games]

assassins, capture the wool, craftersland, Creative, Defense, Factions, games, Hiipo Plot Survival, Hunger Games, Kits, MCMMO, Parkour, Playus, Pure Survival, PvP, run from the beast, Skyblock, Skywars, Snoball Fight Game, Snow, Space Factions, Survival, Survival Games, TNT Run, Tower

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

CraftersLand Network Servers - [AssassinS | Survival | Creative | Games] Minecraft Server

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Servers:➣ Space Factions➣ Pure Survival: McMMO ➣ Hiipo Plot Survival➣ SkyBlock: Live in the skys ➣ Creative: Plots – Just build ➣ Survival Games: Hunger Games – Kits ➣ AssassinS PvP and Parkour➣ Snoball Fight Game➣ Run from the Beast: Lots of maps ➣ Capture The Wool: Custom Arenas ➣ SkyWars➣ TnT RunAnd more…

We run modded servers too, for details visit our website. All our servers are hosted on dedicated servers in data centers and they are online 24/7.

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