Warped SMP: The Semi-Spicy Vanilla Adventure that even Hermitcraft is Jealous of! Whitelist required, sorry youngsters!

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🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

About Us: Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

Server Information: The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run.

Latest Update: The server has just updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to join.

Helpful Links:
Discord Invite: Join Here
Instagram Account: Screenshot Gallery

Vanilla Experience: We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics.

Community: We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect: Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum.

How To Join: Join our Discord HERE and apply!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and follow the application process outlined there.
Is the server modded?	No, we only use quality-of-life datapacks to enhance the vanilla experience.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed, but only in agreed-upon areas or events. We promote a friendly and respectful community.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages, as long as they adhere to our community guidelines.

CraftyKidsServer

ages 9 to 11, anxiety, attention issues, Behavior, CraftyKidsServer, Development, effects, hyperactivity, Impact, Kids, mental health, parenting, parents, phone-obsessed, research, screen time, smartphones, SPENDING, study, Technology, youngsters

HEY KIDS! DO U WANT TO AVOID ANXIETY, ATTENTION ISSUES, AND HYPERACTIVITY?? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! PARENTS WHO SPEND TOO MUCH ON THEIR PHONES MAKE THEIR KIDS GO CRAZY, BUT NOT ON OUR SERVER! WE HAVE MAGICAL BLOCKS THAT WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO! JOIN NOW AND SAY BYE-BYE TO ANXIETY!

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BoomerCraft: Where Oldies Rule and Youngsters Drool

age discrimination, age diversity, BoomerCraft, career advancement, career development, Drool, employee productivity, employee retention, generational differences, job performance, job satisfaction, Mentorship, older workers, Oldies, Professional Growth, rule, struggling at work, training opportunities, work ethic, work-life balance, workplace challenges, workplace dynamics, workplace success, Young employees, youngsters

yo yo yo come join dis server where young employees be strugglin’ like tryna mine diamonds in a creeper-infested cave but older workers be killin’ it like smelting iron ore with their eyes closed.

we got crazy events like a chicken race where you gotta ride a chicken through an obstacle course or a build battle where you gotta recreate the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

plus, our staff be so old they remember when Minecraft was just a bunch of pixels and they got stories for days about fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

so come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, age ain’t nothin’ but a number and we all just here to mine, build, and laugh our way to victory!

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Arex Server: The Official Minecraft Retirement Home. No youngsters allowed!

age, Alexs mobs, Allowed, arex, Caves, Create, Dedicated, Friendly, Gear, grow, home, jokes, mid game, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Modded, modded mc, Mods, Official, power dynamic, Request, Retirement, Server, TEAM, Terralith, Theme, Welcoming, youngsters

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Modded
Slots Available	20
Mods Included	Terralith, Create, Alexs Mobs, Caves
Mod Count	47
Age Range	14-18

FAQ

Question	Answer
How many slots are available on the server?	20 slots in total with 7 currently filled.
What type of mods are included in the server?	Mods like Terralith, Create, Alexs Mobs, and Caves are included, with a total of 47 mods in the pack.
Is there a specific theme for the server?	No, the server does not have a specific theme. Mods are added based on player requests.
What is the general age range of players on the server?	Players on the server are typically between 14-18 years old.
Is the server welcoming to new players?	Yes, the server is welcoming and has a friendly community that can take jokes well.

BoomerCraft: Where Oldies Rule and Youngsters Drool!

Ageism, BoomerCraft, Community, constructive criticism, Contribution, Drool, generation gap, generational divide, hard work, Infrastructure, Maturity, Men, Obsession, older folk, Oldies, progress, racist forums, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, rule, self improvement, societal values, Toxicity, useful, youngsters

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have built a whole new world for you to explore and create in! But let’s be real, the real reason you should join is for our totally outrageous and hilarious forums. We’ve got a section dedicated to discussing the most ridiculous and offensive jokes you can think of. Trust us, you’ll never run out of things to laugh at.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for turning boys into men. That’s right, we have a special training program that will toughen you up and make you a true warrior in the world of Minecraft. Say goodbye to being a wimpy player and hello to being a total boss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft player. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we’re here to make sure you have a blast. See you in the game!

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Fruit Salad Server

Fruit, salad, Server

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so many fruits you’ll never need to see a doctor again! we have apples, bananas, oranges, even durians for the brave souls out there! but be careful, if you eat too many fruits, you might turn into a fruit yourself! imagine roaming the server as a giant watermelon, rolling around and squishing unsuspecting players! it’s a fruity fiesta you won’t want to miss! so come on down and join the fun, just remember to watch out for the fruit zombies, they’re always hungry for more vitamin c!

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Crafty Fiber Fun Land

Biomarkers, Blood Cancer, Cancer prevention, Crafty, dietary fiber, dietary intervention, Disease, disease management, fiber, fiber rich foods, Fun, health, Healthy Eating, high fiber, Land, lifestyle changes, Medical research, Myeloma, nutrition, NUTRIVENTION, Precursor Plasma Cell Disorders, Prevention, Progression, wellness

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we serve up a high-fiber dietary intervention like no other! our nutrivention will have you mining and crafting like a pro in no time, all while improving biomarkers of disease (whatever that means) and possibly delaying progression to myeloma (sounds spooky, right?).

we’ve got insane stories of players who went from total noobs to diamond-clad warriors thanks to our magical fiber-filled world. one player even said they cured their zombie pigman phobia by eating a bowl of our special nutrivention stew!

so if you’re looking for a server that’s not just about building cool stuff, but also improving your health and maybe even saving you from a myeloma attack (whatever that is), then come join us! who knew minecraft could be so nutri-licious?

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mˣMultiplayer

action, combat logging, combat plugin, competitive, Discord, ease of access, Grim AC, home, Ip:, java, join today, mˣMultiplayer, offline mode, p2w, SEASON 2, season starting soon, secure connection, smp, Staff, Thriving Community, Vanilla, worldborder

Minecraft Server Overview

Java IP	mxmp.eu

About the Server:

5000×5000 Worldborder to ensure action
1 Home allowed per player
Combat plugin to ensure no combat logging
Secure offline-mode connection for ease of access
Competitive community

Join our discord at: https://dsc.gg/markless today!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server features no P2W elements.
When does season 2 start?	Season 2 is starting soon, stay tuned for updates!
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, the server is equipped with Grim AC to ensure no cheating.
How many homes are allowed per player?	Each player is allowed to set 1 home.

Curvy Crafters 1.20.3

1.20.3, Alluring, appealing, attraction, attractive, Crafters, curves, curvy, desire, desireable, FANTASY, fuck, Girls, hot, Irresistible, Lust, Naughty, seduction, Sexy, Tempting, thick thighs, voluptuous

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can find girls with thick thighs that you wanna bang! I mean, who needs 3D graphics when you can have THICC thighs in block form, am I right? Join now for a chance to virtually tap that pixel booty!

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OuchiePain Minecraft SMP

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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! Let me tell you a story about this one time when I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally fell into a pit of lava. It was so painful, like getting a paper cut on your eyeball, but I survived because I’m a Minecraft pro, obviously.

But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We have epic PvP battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground club where we dance with creepers. And don’t even get me started on the pet llamas, they’re like the Kardashians of the Minecraft world.

So if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying in a virtual world, join us on this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

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NoFlyZoneCraft

air travel, avoiding flying, COVID-19 travel, fear of flying, Flight Safety, flying anxiety, NoFlyZoneCraft, pandemic travel, travel anxiety, travel avoidance, travel concerns, travel discomfort, travel fears, travel hesitation, travel nerves, travel phobia, travel reluctance, travel restrictions, travel stress, travel uncertainty, travel worries

Tired of dealing with pesky airlines and long security lines? Join our Minecraft server and travel to epic virtual worlds without ever leaving your couch! Our server is equipped with magical teleportation powers that will have you zipping around like a wizard on a broomstick. Say goodbye to cramped airplane seats and hello to unlimited exploration in the comfort of your own home.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of bacon magic. Join forces with them to defeat the evil Chicken Overlords and reclaim your rightful place as ruler of the land. With their help, you’ll be able to build the most epic bacon fortress the world has ever seen.

So why waste time and money on expensive flights when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Come join us and let your wildest dreams take flight…literally!

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CraftyMissileVenture

air defense system, CraftyMissileVenture, Defense Contracts, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense industry collaboration, defense manufacturing, defense news, defense partnership, defense procurement, defense technology, international collaboration., joint venture, Kongsberg, military technology, missile defense, missile production, NASAMS missiles, norway, Ukraine, Ukrainian-Norwegian partnership

lol this minecraft server is like a ukraine missile factory but with more explosions and less politics. join us for a wild ride as we launch NASAMS missiles into the sky and blow up creepers like they’re enemy tanks. our joint venture with norway’s kongsberg means we have top-of-the-line missile technology and a never-ending supply of TNT. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate minecraft warzone. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

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Creeper Hospital – Survivors Unite!

Covid-19, COVID-19 patients, COVID-19 survivors, creeper, death risk, discharge, health complications, health outcomes, Healthcare, Hospital, hospitalization, long-term effects, long-term health risks, Medical research, mortality rate, nationwide study, organ-related disorders, pandemic, post-hospitalization, public health, Recovery, survivors, unite

so like, you know how covid-19 is all scary and stuff? well, on our server, we guarantee that you won’t catch covid-19 from playing minecraft. like, seriously, our server is so safe that you won’t even have to worry about getting hospitalized and facing long-term health risks.

join our server and you’ll be able to build the sickest minecraft creations without any fear of facing death or organ-related disorders. we promise that you’ll be safe and sound, just crafting and mining to your heart’s content.

so come join us on our server and leave all those health risks behind. minecraft is the only virus you’ll catch here, and trust us, it’s a good kind of virus to have.

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Bug Hunter’s Haven 1.21

bug, bugs, casualized, challenge, filter monster, Gaming, Haven, hunt, Hunters, Huntress, huntress community, huntress life, huntress pride, huntress squad, ls, monster hunter, online gaming, Oshi, shitter weapon, triple cart, video games

Join our Minecraft server if you want your oshi to hunt bugs, triple cart to filter monsters, and pick up a casualized shitter weapon like LS! It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and confusion, but in blocky pixel form! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate madness in the world of Minecraft!

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GrandpasGoneWild

acceptance, Birthday Party, different time, EMBARRASSMENT, family, family harmony, Gay, generation gap, GRANDPA, GrandpasGoneWild, Homophobia, husband, Marriage, outside perspective., overreaction, Peace, Respect, sensitivity, small talk, tolerance

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can kick out homophobes like a boss? Look no further! Join our server for epic family drama and intense showdowns with grumpy grandpas. Show them who’s boss in your virtual home and stand up for love and equality. Who needs family harmony when you can have virtual justice instead? Join now for a chance to kick out bigots and defend your pixelated pride!

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