Warped SMP: The Semi-Spicy Vanilla Adventure that even Hermitcraft is Jealous of! Whitelist required, sorry youngsters!

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🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

About Us: Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

Server Information: The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run.

Latest Update: The server has just updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to join.

Helpful Links:
Discord Invite: Join Here
Instagram Account: Screenshot Gallery

Vanilla Experience: We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics.

Community: We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect: Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum.

How To Join: Join our Discord HERE and apply!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and follow the application process outlined there.
Is the server modded?	No, we only use quality-of-life datapacks to enhance the vanilla experience.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed, but only in agreed-upon areas or events. We promote a friendly and respectful community.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages, as long as they adhere to our community guidelines.

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HEY KIDS! DO U WANT TO AVOID ANXIETY, ATTENTION ISSUES, AND HYPERACTIVITY?? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! PARENTS WHO SPEND TOO MUCH ON THEIR PHONES MAKE THEIR KIDS GO CRAZY, BUT NOT ON OUR SERVER! WE HAVE MAGICAL BLOCKS THAT WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO! JOIN NOW AND SAY BYE-BYE TO ANXIETY!

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BoomerCraft: Where Oldies Rule and Youngsters Drool
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yo yo yo come join dis server where young employees be strugglin’ like tryna mine diamonds in a creeper-infested cave but older workers be killin’ it like smelting iron ore with their eyes closed.
we got crazy events like a chicken race where you gotta ride a chicken through an obstacle course or a build battle where you gotta recreate the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.
plus, our staff be so old they remember when Minecraft was just a bunch of pixels and they got stories for days about fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.
so come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, age ain’t nothin’ but a number and we all just here to mine, build, and laugh our way to victory!

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Arex Server: The Official Minecraft Retirement Home. No youngsters allowed!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Modded
Slots Available	20
Mods Included	Terralith, Create, Alexs Mobs, Caves
Mod Count	47
Age Range	14-18

FAQ

Question	Answer
How many slots are available on the server?	20 slots in total with 7 currently filled.
What type of mods are included in the server?	Mods like Terralith, Create, Alexs Mobs, and Caves are included, with a total of 47 mods in the pack.
Is there a specific theme for the server?	No, the server does not have a specific theme. Mods are added based on player requests.
What is the general age range of players on the server?	Players on the server are typically between 14-18 years old.
Is the server welcoming to new players?	Yes, the server is welcoming and has a friendly community that can take jokes well.

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have built a whole new world for you to explore and create in! But let’s be real, the real reason you should join is for our totally outrageous and hilarious forums. We’ve got a section dedicated to discussing the most ridiculous and offensive jokes you can think of. Trust us, you’ll never run out of things to laugh at.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!
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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!
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