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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 6834 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 159 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
Crops Grown: | 1536 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.