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CraftyKidzADHD-FreeZone

adhd, Adults, Behavior, CraftyKidzADHDFreeZone, Diagnosis, Identifying, misattributing, older classmates, parents, raising concerns, relative immaturity, school year, Symptoms, teachers, younger children

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4065
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

so like, imagine this server where all the players have ADHD but it’s like, totally cool because the whole world is built for maximum chaos and fun! you’ll never be bored because everything is always changing and moving super fast, just like our brains!

join us if you’re tired of boring, slow servers where you have to follow the rules all the time. here, we embrace the chaos and let our ADHD flag fly high! you’ll never know what’s going to happen next, but that’s what makes it so exciting!

come join us and let your inner ADHD shine in this wild and wacky world where anything is possible. who needs rules when you have fun, right? let’s go on this crazy adventure together and see where our ADHD brains take us!

BlockyBiden’sBias Minecraft Server

biden, blind bias, BlockyBidensBias, cease-fire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, extremism, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant group, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, political tensions, Server, talks, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Gods Slained:	2

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s the bomb diggity, just like hamas thinks biden is biased towards israel (lol). we got creeper parties every night, where u can dance with ur explosive friends and blow stuff up for funsies. also, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left, true story bro. join now and experience the chaos and madness, just like biden’s cease-fire talks.

SeymBridgeDisasterCraft

Border dispute, bridge destruction, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, military conflict, military strategy, military tactics, russia, Russian soldiers, Seym River, SeymBridgeDisasterCraft, Siege, strategic warfare, Troop movement, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy bridges like ukraine destroying that bridge over the seym river trapping russian soldiers! we promise no real soldiers will be trapped on our server, just epic adventures and crazy battles! build your own bridges and watch them get blown up by creepers! join now for the ultimate chaos and destruction!

AgeCraft: Where Every Day is Your Anniversary

AgeCraft, aging, anniversary, BIRTHDAYS, Cake, celebration, Day, family, Friends, getting older, growing up, Happiness, joy, knowing you, Laughter, love, Memories, Milestones, milestones reached, Party, Presents, special day

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Farms Harvested:	733
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, we celebrate birthdays like no other! we throw the wildest parties in the virtual world, with cake, confetti, and a whole lotta creepers! it’s not just about getting older, it’s about surviving another year in this crazy blocky universe. join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until u respawn, whichever comes first)! so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

HaxCraft: BikeGearWireless

bicycle technology, bike accessories, bike gear shifting vulnerabilities, bike hacking, bike hacking study, bike innovation, bike maintenance, bike research, bike safety, bike security, bike security risks, bike technology advancements, bike upgrades, BikeGearWireless, cycling gear, cycling study, gear shifting systems, HaxCraft, wireless bike systems, wireless bike upgrades, Wireless gear shifting, wireless technology

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	114	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

so, like, u know how u ride ur bike and u gotta like shift gears and stuff? well, on this server, we got wireless gear shifting systems on bikes that can be HACKED! like, imagine riding through the virtual world of minecraft and suddenly ur gears start shifting on their own, taking u on a wild ride through the pixelated landscape. it’s like a rollercoaster but on a bike, dude. join us and experience the thrill of having ur bike hacked by mysterious digital forces. it’s a ride u won’t forget, that’s for sure.

PlanetHack Minecraft Server

cyber espionage, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, DATA DUMP, data security, digital security, digital warfare, government hacking, Hack The Planet, HACKING, Information Security, internet security, iran, Minecraft, online attacks, online hacking, online privacy, PlanetHack, political hacking, Server, Trump Campaign

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Potions Brewed:	150	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Emeralds Found:	5939	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting hacked is Trump’s campaign! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, dodging political scandals and uncovering secret plots. Will Iran dump all their secrets on the internet before we uncover the truth? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into some outrageous adventures together!

IRLProSMP: BlockBuddies Minecraft SMP

aspirations, athletes, BlockBuddies, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Competition, Experience, Friends, games, IRLProSMP, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playmates, professional athletes, Pros, Rivals, Skills, smp, sports, Sportsmanship, talent, teammates

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ores Mined:	5983
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mines Excavated:	2376
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Have you ever dreamed of facing off against a professional athlete in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance on our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly LeBron James swoops in and challenges you to a PvP battle. Or maybe you’re building a castle and Serena Williams shows up to help you out with her expert building skills. Anything is possible on our server, where the boundaries between real life and Minecraft are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. So come join us and see what wacky adventures await you!

WifeDriver Minecraft Server

Accidents, aita, Asshole, Beer, control, criticism, demerits, Driving, fear, License, Minecraft, nagging, punishment, Server, SPEED, traffic lights, traffic ticket, volvo, Wife, WifeDriver, wine

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where driving skills are put to the ultimate test! Join us if you want to prove your worth behind the wheel, unlike the unfortunate soul in the story above.

Imagine a world where your Minecraft character can drive a virtual Volvo without fear of totaling it or getting a traffic ticket. Our server offers the thrill of navigating through pixelated traffic lights, stop signs, and even potential rear-end collisions – all without the nagging of a backseat driver.

But beware, if you dare to criticize another player’s driving skills, you may find yourself banned from the server faster than you can say “I’m a better driver than you!” So buckle up, grab a virtual drink (responsibly, of course), and enjoy the ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone crashes into a virtual tree.

WifeCraft BlameGame

1-income family, behavioral therapist, BlameGame, blaming wife, cell phone availability, communication problems, daycare issues, disruptive behavior, family dynamics, fired from job, Hitting, job loss, Marketing, parenting struggles, pediatrician, picking up child, preschool challenges, rough play, tag games, WifeCraft, work-life balance, working parents

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Enchantments Applied:	55	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about your wife ignoring your calls and getting you fired from your job – on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what a real job is! Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders again.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind! Who needs a job when you can spend all day mining for diamonds and exploring new realms with your fellow players? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to log off!

SmoothLinezMC SMP

charming, charming gestures, Cheesy, Clever, compliments, conversation starters, Creative, DATING, FLIRTING, funny, lines that work, memorable, pickup lines, romance, Smooth, smooth operators, smooth talkers, SmoothLinezMC, smp, Suave, sweet talk, Witty

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be surrounded by players with pickup lines smoother than a freshly waxed diamond pickaxe. We once had a player who wooed a creeper into becoming their pet with just a single compliment about its explosive personality. Don’t miss out on the chance to find love (or at least some hilarious banter) in our wacky and wonderful world. Join now and prepare to be amazed by the power of pixelated pickup lines!

BlockyConfessions

BlockyConfessions, clandestine satisfaction, covert obsession, covert pleasure, guilty pleasure, hidden delight, hidden pleasure, hidden vice, personal guilty pleasure, personal treat, private enjoyment, private indulgence, private joy, private secret, secret delight, secret indulgence, secret obsession, undisclosed guilty pleasure, undisclosed passion, undisclosed treat, undisclosed vice

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Star Shards Collected:	153	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	360	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner block-building beast!

Join us on our server where you can frolic through fields of rainbow sheep, battle zombie pigmen with enchanted diamond swords, and ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out for the ultimate loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for rare treasure.

So come on down to our server and let your guilty pleasure run wild! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.