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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 9459 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!