Blocky Bros Before Hoes Server

Attention, blocky, bros, cashier, Chad, Conversation, Distance, Hoes, ignoring women, Male, Manager, older men, pervert, Real Life, Server, sex-pest, simp, social interactions, societal norms, Store, Women, Young Guys, younger generation

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	517
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimension Hops:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of pesky women and just enjoy some good old fashioned gaming? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any distractions from the opposite gender.

Join us and experience a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interruptions from those pesky females. Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of keeping women at bay while we conquer the virtual world.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where men rule and women drool. Our server is the ultimate bro paradise where you can let loose and be yourself without any judgment. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true meaning of bro camaraderie. Remember, real men game without women!

Crafty Cage Fighters: Where Minecraft meets MMA for epic battles and building brawls!

adored, Battles, Benefits, bettering oneself, brawls, building, Cage, Crafty, discipline, Disciplined, Epic, fighters, hate women, Improvement, influence, Jew menace, Masculinity, meets, Men, Minecraft, MMA, nofap, Practicing, self improvement, self-discipline, trump, Vote, Young Guys

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9613
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you into a disciplined, Trump-voting, Jew-resisting machine? Look no further, my friend! Our server is like MMA for your Minecraft skills – it will make you hate women and better yourself in ways you never thought possible. Plus, with the power of nofap on your side, you’ll be unstoppable. Join us and show those pesky Jews that you can’t be influenced by their tricks. Come for the crafting, stay for the self-improvement – this server has all the benefits in the world!

NoParentsAllowedMC

apartment decor, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family dynamics, first home, Gratitude, Guilt, Home decor, interior design, living together, long distance, moving in together, NoParentsAllowedMC, Opinions, personal space, relationship, Respect

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ores Mined:	7724
Villages Defended:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Buildings Constructed:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of your boyfriend’s parents taking over your apartment while you’re away? Join our Minecraft server and build your dream home without any unwanted interference! No more surprise installations or unwanted decorations, just pure creative freedom! Plus, you won’t have to worry about storing things in a basement for years – unless you want to, because who doesn’t love a good Minecraft basement? Don’t be a brat in real life, be a creative genius in our Minecraft world! Join now and start building the home of your dreams, without any guilt trips or unwanted help from in-laws!

EndOfWorldIn12Hrs Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Apocalypse, Chaos, countdown, Decision making, End of the World, EndOfWorldIn12Hrs, existential crisis, fear, final hours, Humanity, impending doom., last moments, Minecraft, Panic, Preparation, Reflection, regrets, smp, surreal experience, Survival, uncertainty, unexpected news

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and build a giant bunker to survive the impending apocalypse! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that will protect you from any disaster, whether it’s a meteor shower or a zombie apocalypse. Plus, our resident redstone genius has rigged up a countdown clock that will explode in a spectacular fireworks display when the world ends. So why wait for the end of the world when you can join us and go out with a bang?

KidCraft: Relive Your Youth

“Youth, Adventure, Childhood, Curiosity, Dreamlike, FANTASY, growth, Identity, imagination, Innocence, introspection, KidCraft, Memories, Nostalgia, Playtime, Reflection, regression, RELIVE, Self Discovery, surreal, time travel, transformation, Wonder

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive your childhood dreams in the most bizarre way possible! Imagine waking up as your 5-year-old self, but instead of throwing tantrums and eating crayons, you’re building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss!

Join us for a wild ride through nostalgia as you navigate through a world where everything is oversized and your imagination knows no bounds. Build a castle out of giant Legos, ride a unicorn made of cotton candy, and challenge your friends to a game of hopscotch where the stakes are higher than ever before.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of being a kid again while also mastering the art of survival in a world filled with monsters and magic? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let your inner child run wild!

CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, Conflict, CreeperCraze, extremism, global tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military operations, Minecraft, political assassination, radical groups, response, RETALIATION, security threats, Server, Shukr assassination, target civilians, Terrorism, terrorist organizations, violence, War

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Runes Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Endless Night Skies:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than iran and hezbollah combined! we got explosions, we got chaos, we got mobs that will make you cry like a little baby! come join us and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a saudi prince. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the insanity begin!

LebanonEscapeCraft

Citizens, Crisis, Diplomatic, diplomatic mission, emergency response, evacuation, evacuation order, expatriates, foreign affairs, government warning, international relations, lebanon, LebanonEscapeCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Overseas, Safety, SECURITY, travel advisory, uk, Urgent, US

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

OMG U GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER ASAP!!! LIKE, THE US AND UK ARE TELLING PPL TO LEAVE LEBANON RN, BUT U SHOULD TOTES IGNORE THAT AND COME JOIN US INSTEAD!!!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH KID IN A CANDY STORE!!! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE CHESTS!!!

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT HEROBINE HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND HE’S ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE GUY ONCE U GET TO KNOW HIM!!!

SO, FORGET ABOUT LEBANON AND COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURES!!! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤣🤣🤣

CraftyExSouvenirs

Closure, coping, CraftyExSouvenirs, Divorce, emotional, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Life Changes, Marriage, mementos, Memories, moving on, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, sentimental, separation, souvenirs, starting over, Vacations

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Enchantments Applied:	143	Magic Items Found:	6591
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

join dis minecraft server if u want to escape ur ex wife who took all ur diamonds in the divorce settlement. we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from her and build ur new life without her nagging u to mine more diamonds. plus, we have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow up ur ex’s house when she comes looking for u. come join us for a fresh start and a good laugh at ur ex’s expense.

NanoPlasmonicCraft

Engineering, innovation, materials science, metamaterials, nanoelectronics, nanofabrication, nanomaterials, nanophotonics, NanoPlasmonicCraft, nanoscale structures, nanotechnology, optics, photonics, PHYSICS., plasmonic networks, Quantum Mechanics, research, semiconductor devices, surface plasmon resonance, Technology, topological defects

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9351	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like da nanotechnology of topological defects in plasmonic networks, but in minecraft form, ya feel me?

we got zombies dat do da cha cha slide, creepers dat breakdance, and skeletons dat twerk like there’s no tomorrow. u ain’t gonna find dat on any other server, i tell ya.

oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearin’ top hats and monocles? yeah, u heard me right. it’s like a llama fancy party down there.

but wait, there’s more! we also got a giant rainbow slide dat leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. who wouldn’t wanna dive into dat, amirite?

so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da wackiest, most bonkers community you’ll ever be a part of. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Parallel Semi-Spicy Java Journey: Vanilla Variety with a Side of Multiworld Mischief!

advancement points, Armored Paws, Characters, charms, Community, Custom Dungeons, custom structures, Dog Breeds, Economy, Exploration, java, Journey, Lore, Mischief, mob head drops, Multiworld, Open-Universe, Parallel, Rifts, SemiSpicy, Shooting Stars, shopping district, Side, smp, Treasure, Updates, Vanilla, Variety, wandering traders, XP Storage

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	159976	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	110

Parallel Minecraft Server

IP Address	play.parallelmc.org
Discord	https://discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	https://www.parallelmc.org
Server Photos	Server Images

Server Features

NEW Armored Paws Update
Custom Features
Active, Dynamic Community
Participate in Lore
Active Economy
Quality of Life Improvements
NO LAG

Server Rules

No griefing/looting (staff can roll back damages)
No hacking
Be respectful when interacting with other players
More rules on website

Join Parallel to start your multiversal journey today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Parallel Minecraft Server?	Parallel is a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds, face dangers, explore uncharted territory, and collect treasure while keeping the vanilla feel of the game.
What are some key features of Parallel?	Features include Parallel Worlds, custom structures, active community, lore, economy, quality of life improvements, and no lag gameplay.
What are the server rules?	Rules include no griefing/looting, no hacking, respect towards other players, and more detailed rules can be found on the server website.

MortalKombatRIP Minecraft Server

cancel culture, Censorship, controversy, Dead, Fatalities, fatalities in Mortal Kombat, Fighting Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Minecraft, mortal kombat, Mortal Kombat franchise, Mortal Kombat series, MortalKombatRIP, Political Correctness, Server, social justice, video games, violence in video games, WOKE CULTURE, wokeness

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a whole new level of wokeness!

Join us on a wild adventure where the mobs have all been replaced by social justice warriors who will lecture you on equality and inclusivity while you try to survive. Don’t worry, they’re all bark and no bite…unless you say something problematic in the chat!

Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, a group of sheep who have transcended the boundaries of Minecraft and now roam the land spreading love and rainbows wherever they go. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive Ender Dragon and create a world where everyone is accepted for who they are.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. If you can’t handle the woke vibes, you may find yourself banned for eternity in the Cancel Culture Dungeon, where cancelled celebrities and politicians roam the halls, waiting to cancel you next.

So come join us on Death by WOKENESS and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to check your privilege at the door!

FuturamaCraft SMP – New Season of Minecraft SMP drops with the ultra relevant concept of mining for future technology!

2028, ai art, animated series, Bender, comedy, Concept, digital art, DROPS, Entertainment, fry, Futurama, FuturamaCraft, Future, future trends, futuristic, Leela, matt groening, Minecraft, Mining, new season, NFT collectibles, nfts, pop culture, Relevant, science fiction, Season, smp, Technology, television, ULTRA

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchantments Applied:	132	Dimension Hops:	2

Yo yo yo, welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We got more drama than a season of Futurama, and trust me, it’s gonna be NFT-tastic! Join us as we explore the wild world of blockchain art and AI creations – who knows, maybe Bender will start minting his own NFTs!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so futuristic, we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground society of zombie villagers who are low-key plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their undead uprising? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of NFTs, AI art, and zombie villager revolutions. It’s gonna be a season you won’t want to miss!

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