so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit, even Prince Frederik of Luxembourg wanted to play on it. but, sadly, he got so addicted dat he forgot to eat and sleep and ended up dying at age 22. but hey, don’t let dat scare u off, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity. we got unicorns dat poop rainbows, flying pigs dat drop diamonds, and a secret underground lair where u can battle zombie llamas. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon dat farts fireballs. so come on, join us and let’s make Prince Frederik proud in the afterlife.
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RoyalCraft Minecraft Server
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RespawnRIPBob
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it will literally bring your dead grandma back to life just to play with you! That’s right, we’ve got zombie grandma battles, skeleton dance parties, and creeper confetti explosions! Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – your deceased loved ones will thank you for it!