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CringeCraft_Server

Actor, bad acting, Casting, CringeCraft_Server, criticism, detrimental, detrimental acting, detrimental actor, detrimental influence, detrimental performance, detrimental presence, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, Movie, negative impact, overacting, Performance, talent, television

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	82
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6885
Endless Night Skies:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ores Mined:	8244	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

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piraterne.nicehost.dk

Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

bad design choice, bizarre cover choice, blocky, design disaster, design fail, Disaster, game cover, game sales, giant ugly woman’s face, marketing blunder, marketing fail, Minecraft, misguided marketing, poor decision making, questionable design, questionable marketing tactics, Server, strange cover design, Terrible cover design, ugly cover art, unappealing artwork, unappealing cover, unattractive design

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Emeralds Found:	1941	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Animals Bred:	81
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Farms Harvested:	905
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Birthday, charges, christmas, family functions, Funeral, ghosting, Guilt, Harassment, husband, Illness, Minecraft, passed away, rehab facility, Server, Siblings, SisHubbySaysNo, sister, Tribute, Visit

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

NoobMaster69

Adaptability, Continuous Improvement, determination, Feedback, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., learning curve, NoobMaster69, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, persistence, personal development, practice makes perfect, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, skill acquisition., skill mastery, Time management

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Dimension Hops:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, Donations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, peacekeeping efforts, tanked, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, war effort

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	132
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

Cube Kingdom

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Crops Grown:	6396	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

smp.cube-kingdom.de

WanderWild SMP

Adventures, community shops, Economy, Events, Explore, Minecraft, Player Ranks, PvP, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, WanderWild SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

108.181.149.203:8202