So, there’s this 22-year-old chick (F) and her 29-year-old boyfriend (M), right? They’re all lovey-dovey and stuff, but here’s the kicker – the dude has TWO kids, aged between 5 and 8! And get this, the girl ain’t really into kids, like, at all. She’s more into college and outdoor adventures, ya know?
But wait, it gets even crazier! The boyfriend’s mom and grandma are bailing on him, so he’s like, “Hey, babe, let’s move in together with my kids!” And the girl is like, “Whoa, hold up, I ain’t ready to be a mom yet!”
And the boyfriend is all like, “But why are you with me if you don’t wanna be a mom to my kids?” And he’s asking her to make breakfast for the little ones and take them to school and all that jazz!
So, yeah, if you wanna escape the drama and chaos of real life, come join our Minecraft server! Who needs kids and responsibilities when you can build epic castles and mine for diamonds, am I right? Let’s get crafting, baby!
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lab where u can create potions that make u immune to any virus or disease in the game! u can even throw potions at other players and give them a virtual flu or something, it’s hilarious!
join our server now and become the ultimate public health warrior in minecraft! trust us, ur character’s immune system will thank u later!
Our server is so epic, it will make you feel like you’re dealing with external clients while your partner is off on a 4.5-hour adventure to pick up their parents. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual snow for you to shovel and luggage to carry to the door – all from the comfort of your own home!
So come join us and see why our server is the perfect place for those who understand the struggle of dealing with in-laws and the importance of a good Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is set on a farm, so you can expect to see all kinds of farm animals roaming around. Who needs babies when you can have cute little piglets and fluffy sheep as wedding guests?
Join now and experience the most unique wedding celebration in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with farm animals and leave the toddlers at home!
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where anything can happen – just like trying to balance work, kids, and a failing relationship. And hey, if you think you can handle all that, maybe you’ll even have time to help out our special needs cousin who may or may not end up in foster care.
So come on down to our server and see if you’re up for the challenge. Who needs stability and sanity when you can have this much fun? Join now and embrace the chaos!
Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden messages, just like the notes on the mirror and coffee maker. Who knows what secrets you’ll discover in our virtual world!
And don’t worry about unwanted interference – our babysitter-free policy ensures that your gaming experience remains untouched. No accidental erasing of notes here!
So come on over and join our server – where the only thing you’ll be wiping away is the competition!
Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.
But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!
Looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster? Look no further! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like in this crazy story!
ðĪŊ Build your own world while navigating through secret affairs, hidden truths, and unexpected revelations! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?
ð Witness the ultimate showdown between loyalty and honesty as you decide whether to spill the beans or keep the peace. Will you be the hero or the villain in this epic tale?
ðŦ Make friends, enemies, and frenemies as you explore the depths of human nature in a virtual world like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our server! Who needs soap operas when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? ð
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you witness the chaos unfold between these unlikely pairs, but you’ll also have the chance to build your own empire and rule over your own kingdom. Will you align yourself with the American republican women or will you join forces with the German boys to take them down?
With endless possibilities and outrageous scenarios, this Minecraft server is like no other. So come on in and see for yourself why everyone is talking about the insanity that is happening here. Join now and let the madness begin!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have just from hanging out with this feathered friend.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and show off your best moves.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember to bring your sunglasses, because the sun never sets on our epic server.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where adventure and excitement await in every block!
Lifesteal: Prepare yourself for an adrenaline-pumping PvP experience like no other. In Lifesteal mode, every hit you land on your opponent not only deals damage but also replenishes your health. Master the art of combat as you engage in intense battles, strategize your attacks, and emerge victorious by outmaneuvering your foes.
Bedwars: Gather your allies and fortify your bed, for the ultimate test of teamwork and strategy awaits! In Bedwars mode, teams compete to protect their beds while simultaneously attempting to destroy the beds of their adversaries. Gather resources, upgrade your gear, and unleash your tactical prowess to conquer your opponents and reign supreme on the battlefield.
Duels: It’s time to prove your skills in one-on-one combat! Enter the arena and challenge fellow players to duels where only the strongest will prevail. From swordsmanship to archery, showcase your mastery of different combat styles as you face off against worthy adversaries. Whether you prefer a swift and agile approach or a more calculated and defensive stance, Duels mode offers a variety of arenas and challenges to put your abilities to the test.
Join us on our Minecraft server and embark on an unforgettable journey filled with excitement, camaraderie, and endless adventures!
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Are you looking for new and modern grinding experience? Here’s something to you! Legendary MC is ready to play and offers a long grinding experience with many sub-activities, to have a rest from hours of mining for a while. There is regular fishing contests, MobArena, special PvP area when players can fight and test themselves, a cell system and other interesting stuff. Also there’s interesting mining and fishing events! We are a Anti-P2W server, so everyone can go to leading positions and grind equally to other players.
We are a new server and so it is also good server to make any type of suggestions.
Server supports all Java versions and we will also always upgrade to have a newest Bedrock support.
Server IP : 85.190.139.102:25565 and we are located in Europe, but players all around world are very welcome!
Please join also our Discord server, to be always notified latest news, updates and other announcements and also just chat with everyone on server – https://discord.com/invite/J2jha463
85.190.139.102
| IP | corn.gg |
|---|---|
| Region | USA East |
sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.
Join sVanilla Survival and be a part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your Minecraft!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted world filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and dancing creepers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of rock-paper-scissors.
So why waste your time on gamefaqs when you could be joining us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Hurry up and join before the unicorns eat all the cake!
GalaxMC is a new skyblock server looking to expand into a network further down the line with 10% of our profits going towards charity.
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| Server Name | CoronaCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | SMP (Survival Multiplayer) |
| Number of Members | Around 140 |
| Server Age | 4 years |
| Website | www.coronacraft.cc |
| Discord | Join Discord |
CoronaCraft is a community-based SMP with around 140 members from all over the world. We are content-creator and technical player friendly, welcoming streamers, video makers, and technical farm builders. The server is almost 4 years old and we recently started a new season about 4 months ago.
